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Terence McAuley - 19 Feb 2004 20:01 GMT
My Female Cockatiel seems to be keeping me awake at night.  Something about
the shoes?.  It seems to crouch up , rubbing up on my shoes.  Making a god
awful noises , like I am killing It.  In the morning There Is an egg or 2.
Help!!!

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Signed , Terence McAuley

Mark N. - 19 Feb 2004 20:12 GMT
> My Female Cockatiel seems to be keeping me awake at night.  Something about
> the shoes?.  It seems to crouch up , rubbing up on my shoes.  Making a god
> awful noises , like I am killing It.  In the morning There Is an egg or 2.
> Help!!!

"...there is an egg or 2"??????

Can anybody give one good reason not to killfile this poster?
oldmolly - 19 Feb 2004 21:40 GMT
> > My Female Cockatiel seems to be keeping me awake at night.  Something
> about
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Can anybody give one good reason not to killfile this poster?

Killfile the troll.
Mark N. - 20 Feb 2004 11:47 GMT
> Killfile the troll.

Sounds good to me!
Pizza Girl - 27 Feb 2004 00:41 GMT
You people are a disgusting display of chauvanist pigs!

The person asked for help.

> > Killfile the troll.
>
> Sounds good to me!
Mark N. - 27 Feb 2004 00:59 GMT
> You people are a disgusting display of chauvanist pigs!
>
> The person asked for help.

Excuse me?
Pizza Girl - 27 Feb 2004 01:51 GMT
Can you not read or did you burp?

> > You people are a disgusting display of chauvanist pigs!
> >
> > The person asked for help.
>
> Excuse me?
Mark N. - 27 Feb 2004 02:01 GMT
> Can you not read or did you burp?

Explain your usage of the word "chauvinistic"...  As it pertained to this
situation...  You're a very fascinating person...
Pizza Girl - 27 Feb 2004 22:32 GMT
Try looking it up in a dictionary if you can.

> > Can you not read or did you burp?
>
> Explain your usage of the word "chauvinistic"...  As it pertained to this
> situation...  You're a very fascinating person...
Kathy - 27 Feb 2004 22:51 GMT
Hmmm, I am quite sure Mark doesn't have to look it up.... How old are
you anyway? Because you sure are acting like a child! You are making a
total fool of yourself!

> Try looking it up in a dictionary if you can.
>
> > > Can you not read or did you burp?
> >
> > Explain your usage of the word "chauvinistic"...  As it pertained to this
> > situation...  You're a very fascinating person...
Pizza Girl - 27 Feb 2004 22:41 GMT
I am very sorry you can't use the dictionary either.

> Hmmm, I am quite sure Mark doesn't have to look it up.... How old are
> you anyway? Because you sure are acting like a child! You are making a
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> to this
> > > situation...  You're a very fascinating person...
Kathy - 27 Feb 2004 23:05 GMT
Grow up, "little girl"!

> I am very sorry you can't use the dictionary either.
>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> > to this
> > > > situation...  You're a very fascinating person...
Mark Wilson - 27 Feb 2004 23:05 GMT
PG, Grow up...ok?
You're being an idiot amd only making a fool of yourself......

Give it up.

> I am very sorry you can't use the dictionary either.
Kathy - 27 Feb 2004 23:18 GMT
Keep it up and you will be reported.... I am not screwing around with
you anymore!

BTW, How do you read the header and figure that it's the same person?!
*ROTFLMAO*!

> I am very sorry you can't use the dictionary either.
>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> > to this
> > > > situation...  You're a very fascinating person...
Pizza Girl - 27 Feb 2004 23:37 GMT
You go girl! I await your nusiance email.  I could use your real email addie
so i can confer with you on this point. You will find nobody cares about
your whiney opinions and all will know about your hot air problem then.

Make sure you include the headers and show which "code" or "standard" has
been violated. Include in youir compliant why your opinion is the only one
that should be considered in an opinion based newsgroup.

When you are done, come back  (wait until you are at least 13 YOA though)
with your tail between your legs. It sounds like that is all you have ever
had anyway.

Good luck

> Keep it up and you will be reported.... I am not screwing around with
> you anymore!
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
> > > to this
> > > > > situation...  You're a very fascinating person...
Mark Wilson - 28 Feb 2004 00:11 GMT
Kathy hasn't done anything except laugh at your pathetic, immature
behaviour.
We have alll been laughing at you, because you have been acting so stupidly.
You need to get a grip.
I don't know why you are lashing out at Kathy. She only spoke the truth.

It would appear you have alienated the whole group now, and you stand all
alone here hurling your insults at everybody.

Now get down off that chair and sit down and listen and you might learn
something. Either that or we'll call for the men in the white coats to come
and collect you........

I got nothin' against you being here, if you are here to learn or
participate in constuctive discussion. Otherwise, just leave :-P

> When you are done, come back  (wait until you are at least 13 YOA though)
> with your tail between your legs. It sounds like that is all you have ever
> had anyway.
>
> Good luck
Kathy - 28 Feb 2004 00:22 GMT
Taking a deep breath now.....

MY nuisance e-mail? I have news for you, it won't be coming from me!

And if you want my real e-mail addy, what do you plan on doing with it
anyway? Do you think you are threatening me? You don't scare me one
bit!

And really, do you think I give a sh.t about what you think about my
whiney opinions? I don't and I never will!

Funny, you are telling me that I am acting like a child.... well, who
brought this whole thing on anyway? You did!

No, you are the one that has the tail between your legs because you
just made a fool of yourself.... again!

You seem like you are the one that never gets it, so don't try to make
me look like the one that doesn't just because you don't!

BTW, you haven't a clue about the "code" or "standard" *ROTFLMAO*!!!!

If you want to keep this going then "let's dance" because I've had
enough of your BS!

> You go girl! I await your nusiance email.  I could use your real email addie
> so i can confer with you on this point. You will find nobody cares about
[quoted text clipped - 32 lines]
> > > > to this
> > > > > > situation...  You're a very fascinating person...
Mark Wilson - 28 Feb 2004 00:39 GMT
psssst....Marco.....got any popcorn left?

> Taking a deep breath now.....
>
[quoted text clipped - 67 lines]
> > > > > to this
> > > > > > > situation...  You're a very fascinating person...
Marco - 28 Feb 2004 00:59 GMT
> psssst....Marco.....got any popcorn left?

LOL Yeah, airpopped, unsalted, no butter... so we can safely share with
our birdies. :)

And where's Laurie at? She's missing the show! :)

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~Marco~
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -- Terry
Pratchett, Jingo

MeMyself&I - 28 Feb 2004 01:04 GMT
> psssst....Marco.....got any popcorn left?

<making room on the couch, handing over the bowl>

bring it!
Marco - 28 Feb 2004 01:14 GMT
>> psssst....Marco.....got any popcorn left?
>
> <making room on the couch, handing over the bowl>
>
> bring it!

There you are! :) I mean, there I am... lol

Signature

~Marco~
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -- Terry
Pratchett, Jingo

Laurie (again) - 28 Feb 2004 01:17 GMT
> >> psssst....Marco.....got any popcorn left?
> >
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> --
> ~Marco~
Whew!  Thought I missed all the fun!  You, er, I mean I, (or was it Stever?)
have got to give me more out time! LOL
Marco - 28 Feb 2004 01:21 GMT
>> >> psssst....Marco.....got any popcorn left?
>> >
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> Stever?)
> have got to give me more out time! LOL

<cockney accent>
Hello luv, would yoo loike a cuppa and a wee bit biscuit?
</cockney accent>

OM, where are you??? :)
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~Marco~
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -- Terry
Pratchett, Jingo

Laurie (again) - 28 Feb 2004 01:22 GMT
> <cockney accent>
> Hello luv, would yoo loike a cuppa and a wee bit biscuit?
> </cockney accent>
>
> OM, where are you??? :)
> --

You know it's bad when I can't keep track of my multiple personalities
Pizza Girl - 28 Feb 2004 00:43 GMT
As I said whiney one,

"You go girl!"

> Taking a deep breath now.....
>
[quoted text clipped - 67 lines]
> > > > > to this
> > > > > > > situation...  You're a very fascinating person...
Kathy - 28 Feb 2004 01:03 GMT
Take your meds!

Nice one with the antisemitic comment in one of your posts! You ARE a
Nut Case!

I would rather be a whinner than a bigot or racist! Bitch!

> As I said whiney one,
>
[quoted text clipped - 71 lines]
> > > > > > to this
> > > > > > > > situation...  You're a very fascinating person...
Marco - 28 Feb 2004 01:03 GMT
> As I said whiney one,
>
> "You go girl!"

Just a little observation, you are using "you go girl" incorrectly.
"You go girl (or gurl)" is used to compliment someone on doing something
(or someone lol) or for doing something correctly. It is not used to order
someone to actually do something.

Signature

~Marco~
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -- Terry
Pratchett, Jingo

Kathy - 28 Feb 2004 01:08 GMT
> > As I said whiney one,
> >
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> (or someone lol) or for doing something correctly. It is not used to order
> someone to actually do something.

*ROTFLMAO*!! Duuuuhhhhh!
Mark N. - 27 Feb 2004 22:58 GMT
> Hmmm, I am quite sure Mark doesn't have to look it up.... How old are
> you anyway? Because you sure are acting like a child! You are making a
> total fool of yourself!

She's baaaaaaack.......

All birds and no humans make Pizza an antisocial girl...
All birds and no humans make Pizza an antisocial girl...
All birds and no humans make Pizza an antisocial girl...
All birds and no humans make Pizza an antisocial girl...
All birds and no humans make Pizza an antisocial girl...
All birds and no humans make Pizza an antisocial girl...
All birds and no humans make Pizza an antisocial girl...
All birds and no humans make Pizza an antisocial girl...
Kathy - 27 Feb 2004 23:07 GMT
> > Hmmm, I am quite sure Mark doesn't have to look it up.... How old are
> > you anyway? Because you sure are acting like a child! You are making a
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> All birds and no humans make Pizza an antisocial girl...
> All birds and no humans make Pizza an antisocial girl...

*ROTFLMAO*!!!
Mark Wilson - 27 Feb 2004 23:11 GMT
The orderlies must've let their guard down.
Or maybe it's "play lunch".....

> > > Hmmm, I am quite sure Mark doesn't have to look it up.... How old
> are
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> *ROTFLMAO*!!!
Kathy - 27 Feb 2004 23:29 GMT
It's dinner time! *LOL*

She must be gone for a bit.... no response.... oh, but wait! she must
be in line for her meds!

> The orderlies must've let their guard down.
> Or maybe it's "play lunch".....
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> >
> > *ROTFLMAO*!!!
Marco - 28 Feb 2004 00:56 GMT
> It's dinner time! *LOL*
>
> She must be gone for a bit.... no response.... oh, but wait! she must
> be in line for her meds!
\

Are we gonna have another night like last night? LOL

"and on today's episode of Pizza Girl Interrupted, PG begs for an extra
dosage of colace..."

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~Marco~
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -- Terry
Pratchett, Jingo

Mark N. - 28 Feb 2004 03:19 GMT
> "and on today's episode of Pizza Girl Interrupted, PG begs for an extra
> dosage of colace..."

LOL!!!
Laurie - 27 Feb 2004 02:15 GMT
Why don't YOU answer the question goof ball?

> You people are a disgusting display of chauvanist pigs!
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> >
> > Sounds good to me!
Mark N. - 27 Feb 2004 02:28 GMT
> Why don't YOU answer the question goof ball?

Don't confuse her with the obvious...   ;-)
Laurie - 27 Feb 2004 02:44 GMT
> > Why don't YOU answer the question goof ball?
>
> Don't confuse her with the obvious...   ;-)

LOL...you're right of course.  Hell, I forgot the question already
Mark N. - 27 Feb 2004 02:55 GMT
> LOL...you're right of course.  Hell, I forgot the question already

<<putting on my Jesse Jackson voice>>

"The question is moot..."
tiels_r_cool - 20 Feb 2004 15:17 GMT
> > My Female Cockatiel seems to be keeping me awake at night.  Something
> about
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Can anybody give one good reason not to killfile this poster?

Yes, The word HELP
Mark N. - 20 Feb 2004 15:17 GMT
> Yes, The word HELP

????
oldmolly - 20 Feb 2004 21:51 GMT
> > > My Female Cockatiel seems to be keeping me awake at night.  Something
> > about
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> >
> Yes, The word HELP

So every troll who posts the word 'help' should be answered and pandered
to???
tiels_r_cool - 21 Feb 2004 14:50 GMT
> > > > My Female Cockatiel seems to be keeping me awake at night.  Something
> > > about
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> So every troll who posts the word 'help' should be answered and pandered
> to???

I believe in giving the benefit of the doubt, even if the post was a bit
odd.
Kathy - 19 Feb 2004 22:19 GMT
Keeping you awake at night? What the huh?

Ever figure it's a sex thing?

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> My Female Cockatiel seems to be keeping me awake at night.  Something about
> the shoes?.  It seems to crouch up , rubbing up on my shoes.  Making a god
> awful noises , like I am killing It.  In the morning There Is an egg or 2.
> Help!!!
Mark N. - 19 Feb 2004 22:24 GMT
> Keeping you awake at night? What the huh?
>
> Ever figure it's a sex thing?

Maybe I'm misreading the original post, but it sounds troll-like to me.  The
writing is incoherent - "keeping me awake at night" shifts into "shoes"?
Where is this taking place?  And then what can only be exaggeration about
the sounds - I mean, I have hens...  I know the various sounds of mating.
Finally, the post ends with "an egg or 2" - is it one or two?  How many
'tiels lay two eggs?  And this happens how often?

And I won't even get into the other posts by this person, but somethin'
ain't right...
Mark Wilson - 19 Feb 2004 23:07 GMT
And who puts:

Signed, <their name>??

I think you're right Mark. He looks like he's trying to wind us up...

> > Keeping you awake at night? What the huh?
> >
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> And I won't even get into the other posts by this person, but somethin'
> ain't right...
Kathy - 19 Feb 2004 23:16 GMT
LOL@ Mark! Funny because in the back of my mind when I first read this
post, the first thing I thought was this person may be trying to wind
us up! *LOL*

I should always go with my first thought, huh? *LMAO*

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> And who puts:
>
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> > And I won't even get into the other posts by this person, but somethin'
> > ain't right...
Mark Wilson - 19 Feb 2004 23:19 GMT
Great minds think alike :-D

> LOL@ Mark! Funny because in the back of my mind when I first read this
> post, the first thing I thought was this person may be trying to wind
> us up! *LOL*
>
> I should always go with my first thought, huh? *LMAO*
Kathy - 19 Feb 2004 23:28 GMT
Sooo true ;-)

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> Great minds think alike :-D
>
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> >
> > I should always go with my first thought, huh? *LMAO*
Mark N. - 19 Feb 2004 23:59 GMT
> LOL@ Mark! Funny because in the back of my mind when I first read this
> post, the first thing I thought was this person may be trying to wind
> us up! *LOL*
>
> I should always go with my first thought, huh? *LMAO*

You were just being patient with him  ;-)
Mark N. - 19 Feb 2004 23:58 GMT
> And who puts:
>
> Signed, <their name>??
>
> I think you're right Mark. He looks like he's trying to wind us up...

I must've re-read his post five times and each time it made less sense...

Oh well...

Signed, Mark N.
Kathy - 20 Feb 2004 00:15 GMT
> > And who puts:
> >
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>
> Signed, Mark N.

I re-read it a couple of times too... I thought maybe it was me, *the
dumb blonde* kicking in again *LOL*

Hey you used the "signed" *LOL*... I guess I will too *LOL*

Signed, Kathy

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Mark Wilson - 20 Feb 2004 00:26 GMT
lol

> I must've re-read his post five times and each time it made less sense...
>
> Oh well...
>
> Signed, Mark N.
Kathy - 19 Feb 2004 23:10 GMT
> > Keeping you awake at night? What the huh?
> >
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> And I won't even get into the other posts by this person, but somethin'
> ain't right...

Sorry, I am sort of new here and I had no idea this person was like
this :-)

Yes I thought it was incoherent as well.... it's very strange the way
they posted that.

Now I know..... thanks :-)
SWT - 20 Feb 2004 02:37 GMT
> Keeping you awake at night? What the huh?
>
> Ever figure it's a sex thing?

Please.  Obviously, this moron doesn't know that cockatiels don't lay
"an egg or 2" at a time.  Just one, every other day.  Total cretin.
You've been played.

Steve
Kathy - 20 Feb 2004 20:13 GMT
Well, I don't know anything about egg laying because I've always had
only one bird at a time and they were always males.

The "keeping him awake at night" is what made me suspicious... I was
thinking (wtf?)

> > Keeping you awake at night? What the huh?
> >
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Steve
tiels_r_cool - 20 Feb 2004 15:25 GMT
> My Female Cockatiel seems to be keeping me awake at night.  Something about
> the shoes?.  It seems to crouch up , rubbing up on my shoes.  Making a god
> awful noises , like I am killing It.  In the morning There Is an egg or 2.
> Help!!!

She thinks you are her mate, my Polly has done this, but with no killing
sounds, she has laid three eggs, just let her keep them and she will tire of
them eventually, make sure she has cuttle bone, mineral blocks, you can give
her a calcium supplement too, to help her from becoming egg bound, keep a
close eye on her.
oldmolly - 20 Feb 2004 21:51 GMT
> > My Female Cockatiel seems to be keeping me awake at night.  Something
> about
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> her a calcium supplement too, to help her from becoming egg bound, keep a
> close eye on her.

He is a troll.
tiels_r_cool - 21 Feb 2004 14:53 GMT
> > > My Female Cockatiel seems to be keeping me awake at night.  Something
> > about
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> >
> He is a troll.

I am wondering that now myself, he has not replied to anything.
Mark Wilson - 22 Feb 2004 02:35 GMT
So are you but everyone still listens to you ;-D

His post was a bit odd, and I thought "Are you trying to wind us up?"
But perhaps he wasn't being a troll. Maybe his english isn't so good, in
which case he isn't being a troll at all....

Think outside the square Pam.

> He is a troll.
 
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