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Pet Forum / Birds / Parrots / October 2004HELP! My cockatiel is DOING DRUGS
found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage and lately his cell phone has been ringing off the hook also I think he may have killed someone WHAT CAN I DO > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > WHAT CAN I DO Little freakin crackhead, take away his millett and cuttlebone and you better set up survelance. TLC "Citizen_Cain" <noemailhere@probablynotmebutmystalker.invalid> wrote in message news:k4Oad.126$sN3.95@fe39.usenetserver.com... > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > WHAT CAN I DO Put a bunch of mirrors on every side, the top, and bottom of his cage... if that doesn't give him a bad trip, he'll never quit! Jennifer > "Citizen_Cain" <noemailhere@probablynotmebutmystalker.invalid> wrote in > message news:k4Oad.126$sN3.95@fe39.usenetserver.com... [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Jennifer I tried to go near his cage and he threatened to shoot me! :-( > I tried to go near his cage and he threatened to shoot me! :-( Send in the Siamese cat squad... > > I tried to go near his cage and he threatened to shoot me! :-( > > Send in the Siamese cat squad... Zoinks, here comes the mystery machine. rooby dooby doo TLC > > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage > > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > TLC He has a gun though! :( > > > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage > > > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > He has a gun though! :( Dont worry, it will misfire. :-O Call the authorities and give them the details. This could be serious. "Crack the cage", make him confess. Packages could be filled with dust. He could be fooling you. Then again, keep your distance. Call in the "birdbusters". > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > WHAT CAN I DO > Call the authorities and give them the details. This could be serious. > "Crack the cage", make him confess. Packages could be filled with > dust. He could be fooling you. Then again, keep your distance. Call > in the "birdbusters". I tryed calling authorities but last time I did after he beet me up the cops couldnt do anything Cockatiel threatned to kill me if I called again > > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > > > WHAT CAN I DO > > Call the authorities and give them the details. This could be serious. > > "Crack the cage", make him confess. Packages could be filled with [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Cockatiel threatned to kill me if I called again Run up to his cage and throw a blanket over it, so he won't see what you are doing.... then call the cops! > > > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage > > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > > > > > WHAT CAN I DO > > Call the authorities and give them the details. This could be serious. > > "Crack the cage", make him confess. Packages could be filled with [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Cockatiel threatned to kill me if I called again Man that is one tough cock ya got there.., oh now get your minds outta the gutter. TLC > > > Call the authorities and give them the details. This could be serious. > > > "Crack the cage", make him confess. Packages could be filled with [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > TLC LMAO!!!! > > > Call the authorities and give them the details. This could be serious. > > > "Crack the cage", make him confess. Packages could be filled with [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > oh now get your minds outta the gutter. He has a tattoo of a snake on his beak! This morning I got my cable bill, he has been ordering adult channels while I sleep! > > > > Call the authorities and give them the details. This could be > serious. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > He has a tattoo of a snake on his beak! This morning I got my cable bill, > he has been ordering adult channels while I sleep! You know you can put a block on those channels... > > He has a tattoo of a snake on his beak! This morning I got my cable > bill, > > he has been ordering adult channels while I sleep! > > > You know you can put a block on those channels... I agree. |Also take away his cell phone, bling, and BMW or merc' and book him into rehab'. > > > He has a tattoo of a snake on his beak! This morning I got my cable > > bill, [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I agree. |Also take away his cell phone, bling, and BMW or merc' and book > him into rehab'. You better bring in the reinforcements before you take away his BMW.... He'll really freak out! Is this from a script or are you just "winging" it? > > Call the authorities and give them the details. This could be serious. > > "Crack the cage", make him confess. Packages could be filled with [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > > > > > WHAT CAN I DO > Is this from a script or are you just "winging" it? IT'S NO SCRIPT my cockatiel is asleep right now but he's got a gun under his perch > > > Call the authorities and give them the details. This could be serious. > > > "Crack the cage", make him confess. Packages could be filled with [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > > > > > > > WHAT CAN I DO I think this whole thing is a big "cock" > > Is this from a script or are you just "winging" it? > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > > > > > > > > > WHAT CAN I DO > I think this whole thing is a big "cock" Dont gobble to fast now, you could choke...;-) > > I think this whole thing is a big "cock" > > > Dont gobble to fast now, you could choke...;-) Remember.... get yur mind outta the gutter!! LOL!! I meant "crock" Boy! birds of a feather. > > > I think this whole thing is a big "cock" > > > > > Dont gobble to fast now, you could choke...;-) > > Remember.... get yur mind outta the gutter!! LOL!! > I think this whole thing is a big "cock" I think you should stop top-posting and give me some ADVICE! > > > Is this from a script or are you just "winging" it? > > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > > > > > > > > > > > WHAT CAN I DO > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > WHAT CAN I DO The only dead thing is your sense of humor > > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > The only dead thing is your sense of humor Are you on drugs? DID YOU GET THEM FROM MY COCKATIEL?????? >> > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage >> > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Are you on drugs? DID YOU GET THEM FROM MY COCKATIEL?????? sad > >> > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage > >> > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > sad I know it is! A cockatiel gone astray! That's just wrong! But everytime I try to talk to him, he just chirps loudly and flies away in protest! Once he crapped on my head! OMG Crapped on your head? Kill it! > > >> > found several tiny packages of crack cocaine in his cage > > >> > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > try to talk to him, he just chirps loudly and flies away in protest! Once > he crapped on my head! > OMG Crapped on your head? Kill it! What ever for? After all, you charge good money for that! Have you ever laid under a piece of glass and watched somebody squat and sh.t right in front of your face? > > OMG Crapped on your head? Kill it! > What ever for? After all, you charge good money for that! > Have you ever laid under a piece of glass and watched somebody squat > and sh.t right in front of your face? How much do you charge for doing that PiG? > Have you ever laid under a piece of glass and watched somebody squat and > sh.t right in front of your face? Do you get asked to do that alot, PiG? |
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