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HELP!  My cockatiel is CREATING REALITY TV SHOWS FOR THE FOX NETWORK!

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Citizen_Cain - 20 Oct 2004 05:41 GMT
I have tried to keep my cockatiel off the habit of writing for FOX network
but this morning when I cleaned his cage I found THREE TREATMENTS FOR
REALITY SHOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Ohmigod this is horrible!  :-(
What can I do??
Stephen Oakes - 20 Oct 2004 05:55 GMT
"Citizen_Cain" <noemailhere@probablynotmebutmystalker.invalid> wrote...
>I have tried to keep my cockatiel off the habit of writing for FOX network

Yeah, my cockatiel made a reality show about how he smuggled diamonds to
support his drug habit whilst working for Microsoft.  It's OK now though,
he's rehabilitating himself by working as a hit-man for the Liberal Party
until something better comes along.

--
Stephen Oakes
dhelderman - 20 Oct 2004 06:33 GMT
Now you've really confused me!!!

> "Citizen_Cain" <noemailhere@probablynotmebutmystalker.invalid> wrote...
> >I have tried to keep my cockatiel off the habit of writing for FOX network
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> Stephen Oakes
Citizen_Cain - 20 Oct 2004 07:01 GMT
> Now you've really confused me!!!

An easy thing to do.

> > "Citizen_Cain" <noemailhere@probablynotmebutmystalker.invalid> wrote...
> > >I have tried to keep my cockatiel off the habit of writing for FOX
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> > --
> > Stephen Oakes
dhelderman - 20 Oct 2004 07:15 GMT
Probably..
Its a blonde thing

> > Now you've really confused me!!!
>
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> > > --
> > > Stephen Oakes
LadyTech - 21 Oct 2004 00:20 GMT
> Probably..
> Its a blonde thing

Ah another blonde.... me too, but I'm not easily confused ;-)
LadyTech - 21 Oct 2004 04:39 GMT
> I have tried to keep my cockatiel off the habit of writing for FOX network
> but this morning when I cleaned his cage I found THREE TREATMENTS FOR
> REALITY SHOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Ohmigod this is horrible!
:-(
> What can I do??

Is he going to be on a reality show, like "Bird Swap"?
Citizen_Cain - 21 Oct 2004 22:49 GMT
> > I have tried to keep my cockatiel off the habit of writing for FOX
> network
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>
> Is he going to be on a reality show, like "Bird Swap"?

I don't know.  :-(  All I know is that he's got treatments for three shows
and from what I'm reading it looks like at least one of them will make it
on-air!
LadyTech - 22 Oct 2004 00:32 GMT
> > > I have tried to keep my cockatiel off the habit of writing for FOX
> > network
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> and from what I'm reading it looks like at least one of them will make it
> on-air!

More than likely "Bird Swap" then.... I can see it now he'll be
rearranging everything in the other birds cage to his own liking :-)
Piezo Guru - 22 Oct 2004 02:28 GMT
"Bird swap"? Can I trade somebody mine for one with a big pecker?

> > > "Citizen_Cain" <noemailhere@probablynotmebutmystalker.invalid>
> wrote
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> More than likely "Bird Swap" then.... I can see it now he'll be
> rearranging everything in the other birds cage to his own liking :-)
LadyTech - 22 Oct 2004 02:42 GMT
> "Bird swap"? Can I trade somebody mine for one with a big pecker?

LMAO!!
 
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