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Pet Forum / Birds / Parrots / October 2004HELP! My cockatiel is VOTING FOR JOHN KERRY!!!
Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John Kerry! I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or should I just ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at least! register him/her > Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John Kerry! > I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my > cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or should I just > ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at > least! Yep. Register both as him and her (use slightly different first names like Fred and Fredrika) and request absentee ballots. If you have a NYC and a Florida address you can register four times, recieve four absentee ballots, and mail all four. It has worked very nicely since 1964 for a 87 year old Miami Beach / NYC guy per the Broward County Elections Office. They then asked him what proof he used for his address when he registered. He said "That was simple. I own a small appartment building in each city and when I had an appartment vacant, I just turned on the electricity for that apartment for a month or two and then submitted a copy of the electric bill along with my voter registration to show proof of residence." The Broward County, FL and the Borrough of Queens NYC Elections Offices are trying to decide which should prosecute if either, because the old guy now has severe and expensive medical problems. They say they can get a conviction and incarceration but then the State would have to pickup his expensive, specialized medical bills which have been running about $70,000 per year and have been paid by the old gents five sons. So register Mr.Cockatiel both as him and her and when the state catch's on, probably years from now, the state can incarcerate him and pay for his elder care housing and medical expenses.  SignatureAvanti_Ken > register him/her > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at > > least! > Yep. Register both as him and her (use slightly different first names like > Fred and Fredrika) and request absentee ballots. If you have a NYC and a [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > -- > Avanti_Ken Technically the cockatiel is *already* incarcerated, what with the cage and all. > > register him/her > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > > ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at > > > least! > Technically the cockatiel is *already* incarcerated, what with the cage and > all. LOL a political prisoner no doubt. Post the name and we can start a freedom movement, maybe a rock concert or two. The government can arrange nice Carribean accommodations for life. > > Technically the cockatiel is *already* incarcerated, what with the cage > and [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > movement, maybe a rock concert or two. The government can arrange nice > Carribean accommodations for life. Sad. Jailed without being a convict. And Bush is a 3 time convict who's never been jailed before. > Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John > Kerry! > I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my > cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or should I just > ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at > least! Your cockatiel is smarter than you are. It happens to Repugs all the time. You can question him, but the chances are your IQ is not high enough to understand his answer. You might consider going to obedience school. That might start a couple of synapses firing in your primitive brain. It's a long shot, but it might work. SignatureTriratnam sharanam gaccami Dharmananda http://mysite.verizon.net/res6zeam/american-buddhist/news.html > > Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John > > Kerry! [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > synapses firing in your primitive brain. It's a long shot, but it might > work. How long have you been brain damaged? <sick repug drivel> You're disgusting. Grow up. SignatureTriratnam sharanam gaccami Dharmananda http://mysite.verizon.net/res6zeam/american-buddhist/news.html > <sick repug drivel> > > You're disgusting. Grow up. That's a Bush supporter for you. Everything sucks except for what they think is right. *PLONK* >> <sick repug drivel> >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > *PLONK* Well, shucks, now you're just being a l'il ole Repug loser. Whatever. Oh, and hey, you're STILL disgusting, but now you can't even admit it since you plonked me. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um! Some people's dogs! Oh, and hey again, get a life. SignatureTriratnam sharanam gaccami Dharmananda http://mysite.verizon.net/res6zeam/american-buddhist/news.html >>> <sick repug drivel> >>> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Oh, and hey again, get a life. It seems to me you're both Kerry supporters and need to go after your opponents not each other. SignatureEven though the Republicans are typically the party associated with big business, it turns out that the market returns generated under Democratic administrations have outperformed those of Republican administrations. http://polls.yahoo.com/public/archives/57019568/p-quote-371 >> <sick repug drivel> >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > *PLONK* It seems to me you're both Kerry supporters boxing your shadows. SignatureThey Knew... Despite the whitewash, we now know that the Bush administration was warned before the war that its Iraq claims were weak http://www.inthesetimes.com/site/main/article/they_knew_0802/ >> <sick repug drivel> >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > *PLONK* That was a BUSH supporter? Alric Signature____________________________ Alric Knebel http://www.ironeyefortress.com ____________________________ > >> <sick repug drivel> > >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > That was a BUSH supporter? No idea. > <sick repug drivel> > > You're disgusting. Grow up. It looks to me like you are x-posting in a cockatiel newsgroup.... stay in your politics newsgroup, please! > > <sick repug drivel> > > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > It looks to me like you are x-posting in a cockatiel newsgroup.... > stay in your politics newsgroup, please! Yea! Stupid Harry Potter fans! >Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John Kerry! >I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my >cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or should I just >ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at >least! When in doubt... euthanasize. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- "John Kerry gave the enemy for free what I and many of my comrades in North Viet Nam prison camps took torture to avoid saying." -- Paul Galanti POW Jan. 1966 - Feb. 1973 "Long term commitment in relationships is only necessary because it takes so damn long to raise children. Marriage may well be some kind of trick to keep the males around beyond sexual satiation." -- Captain Compassion "Progress is the increasing control of the environment by life. --Will Durant Joseph R. Darancette res0mp8t@NOSPAMverizon.net Captain Compassion at <res0mp8t@NOSPAMverizon.net> says in <sjhjn01vik9tn3rd5p8bhpl22v64rgpmqm@4ax.com>: >> Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John Kerry! >> I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> > When in doubt... euthanasize. Dear Captain Compassion, most of us are sick of such jokes about Dubya's neologisms. Please have some compassion for the resident. He's doing his best. SignatureQuentin Burward He promised the freshest seeds! > Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John Kerry! > I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my > cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or should I just > ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at > least! > Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John > Kerry! > I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my > cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or should I just > ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at > least! Hmmm.. could that be why most Kerry supporters are called "bird brains?" >Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John Kerry! >I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my >cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or should I just >ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at >least! Dump the bird and buy a hamster. Just make sure he sees a clip of Kerry's goose hunting trip this week. That'll do it. > Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John > Kerry! > I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my > cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or should I just > ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at > least! > Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John > Kerry! I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk > with my cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or > should I just ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be > doing that, at least! Nope you should listen to your cockatiel - damn smart bird. Capitalism is NOT CONSUMERISM It is NOT only Iraq that the REPUBLICANS want, They NEED SLAVES > Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John > Kerry! > I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my > cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or should I just > ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at > least! My grandpa said he was gonna switch to republican right before he died because it was better for a republican to die than a democrat!! > Capitalism is NOT CONSUMERISM > It is NOT only Iraq that the REPUBLICANS want, They NEED SLAVES [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at > > least! > Capitalism is NOT CONSUMERISM > It is NOT only Iraq that the REPUBLICANS want, They NEED SLAVES My cockatiel is asleep right now but before he went to sleep I could swear I heard him mutter "Kerry for President!" I didn't even know he could TALK yet! > > Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John > > Kerry! > > I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my > > cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or should I just > > ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at > > least! > Capitalism is NOT CONSUMERISM > It is NOT only Iraq that the REPUBLICANS want, They NEED SLAVES My cockatiel is asleep right now but before he went to sleep I could swear I heard him mutter "Kerry for President!" I didn't even know he could TALK yet! /// He was talking from his pecker. >Newsgroups: alt.pets.parrots.cockatiels,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.democrats,alt.politics.kerry,alt.politics Crosspost troll. -- "Democratic pollster Patrick Caddell told Fox News today that if CBS's National Guard documents are forged, "the race is over": Longtime Democratic strategist Pat Caddell said Friday that if documents aired by CBS newsman Dan Rather Wednesday night turn out to be forged, as alleged by experts, the presidential race "is over." "It would be the end of the race," Caddell told Fox News Live. "It would be the end of the race," he repeated. "[Democratic officials are] so involved in this," the former Carter pollster worried. "They have gotten themselves so involved in this issue [in] the last 24 hours that somebody's going to, if they're not authentic, they're going to be blamed for it. It's incredible to me that they've gotten in this." Caddell said..."I'm trying to save my party, you know, by telling the truth." He said that forfeiting the presidential race would be the least of his party's problems if Democrats are tied to any forgery scandal. - http://www.habitablezone.com/currentevents/messages/343919.html > >Newsgroups: alt.pets.parrots.cockatiels,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.democrats,alt.pol itics.kerry,alt.politics > Crosspost troll. > -- Yes you are. Stop crossposting, please! CC. You stop crossposting first. Take our group out of the group line. > > >Newsgroups: alt.pets.parrots.cockatiels,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.democrats,alt.pol > itics.kerry,alt.politics > > > > Crosspost troll. > > -- > > Yes you are. Stop crossposting, please! > CC. You stop crossposting first. Take our group out of the group line. Stop crossposting! And stop top-posting too! > > > >Newsgroups: alt.pets.parrots.cockatiels,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.democrats,alt.pol > > itics.kerry,alt.politics > > > > > > Crosspost troll. > > > -- > > > > Yes you are. Stop crossposting, please! Yeah. Stop crossposting as Usenet recommends and stop bottom posting too. It's only for children. > > CC. You stop crossposting first. Take our group out of the group line. > > Stop crossposting! And stop top-posting too! > > > > > >Newsgroups: alt.pets.parrots.cockatiels,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.democrats,alt.pol > > > itics.kerry,alt.politics > > > > > > > > Crosspost troll. > > > > -- > > > > > > Yes you are. Stop crossposting, please! > Yeah. Stop crossposting as Usenet recommends and stop bottom posting too. > It's only for children. If you don't stop top-posting, I'm going to have to report you to Homeland Security! > > > CC. You stop crossposting first. Take our group out of the group line. > > > > Stop crossposting! And stop top-posting too! > > > > > > > >Newsgroups: alt.pets.parrots.cockatiels,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.democrats,alt.pol > > > > itics.kerry,alt.politics > > > > > > > > > > Crosspost troll. > > > > > -- > > > > > > > > Yes you are. Stop crossposting, please! Could you please? > > Yeah. Stop crossposting as Usenet recommends and stop bottom posting too. > > It's only for children. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > > > > > > > > > > >Newsgroups: alt.pets.parrots.cockatiels,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.democrats,alt.pol > > > > > itics.kerry,alt.politics > > > > > > > > > > > > Crosspost troll. > > > > > > -- > > > > > > > > > > Yes you are. Stop crossposting, please! > > Yeah. Stop crossposting as Usenet recommends and stop bottom posting too. > > It's only for children. > > If you don't stop top-posting, I'm going to have to report you to Homeland > Security! LMAO!! He is not alone. (-: Get him a magazine subscription to "BirdTalk". Maybe that will get his mind off of those John Kerry videos! > Just came back home to find my cockatiel watching a video about John Kerry! > I am so upset, I don't know what to do. Should I have a talk with my > cockatiel and ask him why he wants Kerry as President? Or should I just > ignore it and pretend nothing happened? He seems to be doing that, at > least! |
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