Just thought that I would let everyone know....
I have no idea who is still around here as I haven't visited APF for several
years now.
My news is sad...
A long time APF member here, Russ Prater, passed away on Monday. Russ was
best know for his, "You know you are a redneck....." tag lines.
His last ferret crossed the bridge a year ago. Russ was retired Air Force
military and is survived by his wife, Ann.
RIP old friend.....
You know you are a redneck if......................
Sad news, thanks for letting us know - I wondered what had happened to
him.
I always loved those tag-lines, here's a selection for those who
didn't know him:
URA Redneck if your driveway is bordered by half-buried tractor
tires.
URA Redneck if you come back from the dump with more than you took.
URA Redneck if you wet the bed and four people immediately know it.
URA Redneck if you think cow tipping should be an Olympic sport.
URA Redneck if you think "recycling" means going home from work.
URA Redneck if your idea of a big time is shooting rats at the dump.
URA Redneck if you buy your wife tube socks at a flea market,
complete with fleas.
URA Redneck if your tooth has a hole in it.
URA Redneck if your last words were "Hey ya'll, watch this!"
--
Paula
with
Wotsit, Dyson, Uhu & Dinky,
remembering Rumpus, Biffa, Bostik, Banzai, Mischief & DC
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