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Pet Forum / Mammals / Rats / November 2003Training "killer rats"
How to make "killer rats" that kill and eat your enemies ? >How to make "killer rats" that kill and eat your enemies ? CGI. It's the only way... --Theresa http://tiger_spot.mapache.org About the only thing I can think of is a bit complicated. First you have to sedate your enemies and surgically implant a few hundred yogies under their skin. > >How to make "killer rats" that kill and eat your enemies ? > > CGI. It's the only way... > > --Theresa > http://tiger_spot.mapache.org ROFLMAO!!!! > About the only thing I can think of is a bit complicated. First you > have to sedate your enemies and surgically implant a few hundred > yogies under their skin. > About the only thing I can think of is a bit complicated. First you > have to sedate your enemies and surgically implant a few hundred > yogies under their skin. What's a yogie? Rosemary >> About the only thing I can think of is a bit complicated. First you >> have to sedate your enemies and surgically implant a few hundred >> yogies under their skin. > >What's a yogie? A treat for rats and other small animals, made primarily of yogurt, vegetable oil, and sugar. They come in a variety of flavors (my rats' collective favorite is peanut butter, which is marketed as a ferret treat instead of a rat treat) and are generally very popular with rats. --Theresa http://tiger_spot.mapache.org > >What's a yogie? > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > treat instead of a rat treat) and are generally very popular with > rats. Thanks. :-) Rosemary (in the UK) > > About the only thing I can think of is a bit complicated. First you > > have to sedate your enemies and surgically implant a few hundred [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Rosemary Hmmm... I always wondered the very same thing, my guess is that they are yoghurt drop treats or something like??? We certainly don't have Yogies here in the UK, just plain yoghurt and chocolate drops ;o) Tracey Tracey We don't have Yoggies here in NZ either..so my lot just get yoghurt covered raisins as a treat...they eat the yoghurt and leave the raisin..LOL > > > About the only thing I can think of is a bit complicated. First you > > > have to sedate your enemies and surgically implant a few hundred [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Tracey > We don't have Yoggies here in NZ either..so my lot just get yoghurt covered > raisins as a treat...they eat the yoghurt and leave the raisin..LOL Hee hee... mine would do the same - I've never met a rat yet that likes raisins! Tracey > Hee hee... mine would do the same - I've never met a rat yet that likes > raisins! Mine likes 'em, but it may be because the raisins in her rat food are /so/ big and juicy. I get ever so tempted to steal them off her! I assume you're asking this because you just watched the movie "Willard"? It's a movie. Rats will not kill your enemies, no matter what you do. Kelly > How to make "killer rats" that kill and eat your enemies ? : I assume you're asking this because you just watched the movie : "Willard"? [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] : news:4b7217b8.0311021724.2093f2b4@posting.google.com... :: How to make "killer rats" that kill and eat your enemies ? "Leah Lidtorf" has been poting nonsensical posts all over usenet for the past three days, ggogle groups search gets 170 results and each time it's just one stupid post in each group. Somebody is trying to get her account spammed to oblivion methinks because some of the posts are quite hilarious. feel free to ignore the idiot! You are quite right. I'm not a fan of trolls, but this is quality stuff. One single inflammatory statement or question "appropriate" to each newsgroup. Some of the responses are sheer genius. "Phil L \(ZR\)" <neverchecked@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<GYApb.5283$4t5.39537692@news-text.cableinet.net>... > : I assume you're asking this because you just watched the movie > : "Willard"? [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > some of the posts are quite hilarious. > feel free to ignore the idiot! I've always been a fan of that medieval torture where they would place a small bottomless cage on the stomach of their victim, place a rat in the cage, and then put hot coals on top of the cage so the rat could escape only by eating his way through the victims body. But seriously, what a weird question! Jim in Escondido, CA > You are quite right. I'm not a fan of trolls, but this is quality > stuff. One single inflammatory statement or question "appropriate" to [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > some of the posts are quite hilarious. > > feel free to ignore the idiot! It's a not-complex procedure to train killer rats. I will mention several methods--be sure to mix and match as needed for the desired warrior. Chain the rat to a tree in the yard and only feed them once a day with a whole t-bone steak peppered with gunpowder. Clip small metal spurs to the rats ankles and introduce them to other like-wise equipted rats in a full bathtub. Place the offspring cage/tank infront of the TV and play 24/7 of Rosie O'Donnell for 2 weeks--excellent combative and sneak tactics learned. repetedly--> show a pic of your ex and poke in the eye while saying, "exterminator" start the rats on a nasty habit like smoking, drinking, crack, or posting to newsgroups---and cut them off without warning. Raise their insurance premiums. ---perhaps you want the fast route--- just have jerry falwell over for dinner. --belt > I've always been a fan of that medieval torture where they would place a > small bottomless cage on the stomach of their victim, place a rat in the [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > > > some of the posts are quite hilarious. > > > feel free to ignore the idiot! |
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