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The CRUEL WIZEDOM Of The Amazing Puppy Wizard

HOWEDY People,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn't LIKE
being CRUEL to HOWER LYING DOG
ABUSING PUNK THUG COWARDS and
ACTIVE LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL
CASES.

HOWEver, HE HAS NO CHOICE.

So long as liars dog abusers and mental
cases HURT and INTIMIDATE and MURDER
dogs and LIE abHOWET IT, The Amazing
Puppy Wizard is gonna HAVE TO IDENTIFY
EXXXPOSE and DISCREDIT them as the
miserable sadistic liars dog abusers cowards
and active long term incurable MENTAL CASES
that they are.

LIKE THIS:

Subject: "Pure Positive Training Is NOT POSSIBLE,"
lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn. "HOWE Do They Correct Unwanted
Behaviors," bigb, Canine ACTION Training.

BWEEEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

HOWEDY bigb,

"BigB" <delaby@cfl.rr.com> wrote in message
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You CANNOT "correct" unwanted behaviors, dog
abuser, cause a dog doesn't know RIGHT from
WRONG, they ONLY know DOG. Dogs ONLY
respond in PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL
NATURAL INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE ways to
situations and circumstance which we create
for them.

You'd have to learn HOWE to pupperly handle
and train a dog, dog abuser. You don't, cause
you're a doggamned FRAUD.

Might you CONsider postin THAT on your
web page SELLING your "training" lessons?:

"BigB" <delaby@cfl.rr.com> wrote in message
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The FASTEST way to TRAIN a dog to TAKE
sumpthin is to TRY to KEEP IT AWAY from him.

Tellin the dog HE CAN'T DO SUMPTHIN puts
VALUE on whatever HE CAN DO but YOU
won't allHOWE. Like EATIN POISON.

TooCool aka Larry is a SCIENTIST who's
been STUDING behaviorISM and has
TALKED BUSINESS with ALL the "great
trainers" still alive, and FHOWEND The
Amazing Puppy Wizard to have the ONLY
PERFECT METHOD, BAR NONE.

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NAME WON. You don't KNOW ANY or you
wouldn't NEED to HURT BRIBE and lock
dosg in boxes to "train" them.

ANY "correction" or DENIAL of or withholding
attention or affection and bribery is CRUEL to
a DUMB ANIMAL, child or spHOWES.

AS STATED:

"ANY "correction" or DENIAL of or withholding
attention or affection and bribery is CRUEL to
a DUMB ANIMAL, child or spHOWES."

The Amazing Puppy Wizard got NO idea what
the heel you're talkin abHOWET when you encrypt
your LIES and DHOWEble talk, dog abuserS.

You mean the HALF that makes dogs FEAR you
enought to do as you tell them, dog abuser.

WHATEVER... That means NUTHIN to noWON
cause P could be PUNISHMENT as YOU PREFER
or P COULD be PRAISE as you POO POO cause
you DO NOT UNDERSTAND the NATURE of the
BEAST, all YOU understand is FEAR FORCE PAIN
INTIMIDATION GREED MISERY and DEATH.

That's DOCTOR ian dunbar, dog behavior fraudS.

You mean P as in PUNISHMENT or P as in PRAISE?

Or P as in POO POO?

We're gonna quit using CONfHOWENDING scrabble
terms and RELY on INTELLIGENCE and HONESTY,
things you've YET to learn abHOWET cause you'll
do and say ANY THING to defend your alleged right
to hurt and murder dogs as you PREFER.

IOW MOORE DHOWEble talk. lying "I LOVE KOEHELR"
lynn REPORTED his "METHOD" DIDN'T WORK for her
and her PALS who were at that "grHOWEL class":

Lynn K.:
In a talk on dog-dog aggression on 5/27.
Given his propensity for repeating himself
verbatim, I'll bet he's also written it somewhere :-)

My biggest take-home from that evening actually
came from a brief conversation with Tricia999 &
some co-workers afterwards.

They confirmed my experience that "growl classes"
don't have a lasting impact on the reactivity of dog
aggressive dogs.

Our common experience was that the desensitization
only lasted for the session and didn't carry forward.

As an aside, you might want to get a copy of the
little training manual they are using for shelter
volunteers at www.openpaw.org

The stuff on teaching people how to get into the
kennel and get an excited dog out for a walk is
excellent. Lynn K.

So you see DOG LOVERS, YOUR METHODS
DON'T WORK and YOUR EXXXPERTS ARE
FRAUDS LIARS DOG ABUSERS COWARDS
and ACTIVE LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL
CASES and IT'S IN BLACK AND WHITE and html.

Hunh? You mean P as in PUNISH or P as in Praise
Or P as in PUNK THUG COWARD?

INDEED. The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Student Professora Daniel was there as well.

We LAUGHED at his "method" takin SIX
WEEKS to "rehabilitate" FEAR AGGRESSION,
cause SHE done THAT in six days using HER
FREE COPY of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual and NOT DOIN whatever the EXXXPERTS
"teach."

Seems FITTIN that "open paw" clearly describes
his MOTIVE for TAKIN ADVANTAGE of guillible
people denying the basic principles of behaviorISM:

"The amount of misery and difficulty a dog abuser
has from their dogs is directly proportionate to the
number of times they've WARNED people to KILLFILE
Jerry and not study your FREE copy of The Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual..."

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of
Behavior Never Change, Or They'd Not Be
Scientific And Would Not Obtain Consistent,
Reliable, Fast, Effective Results For All Handler's
And All Dogs, NEARLY INSTANTLY, As Taught
In Your FREE Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual,"
The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ )  >

Professora Daniel FAILED to successfully TRAIN
her dog Sunshine raising him guided by the
EXXXPERTISE  of dr dunbar.

After raising a FEAR AGGRESSIVE dog according
to dr dunbar's METHOD and clicker training, she
CON-sulted dra patricia mcconnel at Purdue behavor
clinic with whom she worked with IN PERSON to the
tune of $5,000.00 and SEVENTY HOWERS of proffesional
trainin classes as RECOMMENDED at Purdue with NO SUCCESS.

ONLY IF THEY'RE INCOMPETENT and WILLING to
HURT and MURDER dogs as the EXXXPERTS DO.

That so? The Amazing Puppy Wizard is fixin to
DIS-CUSS BUSINESS with the investigative
reporters in Orland, bigb, using YOUR SCHOOL
as a MODEL for the FRUAD and ABUSE in the
dog training INDUSTRY, bigb.

What's NOT a REALITY is YOUR FUTURE in this BUSINESS.

Please pass the rolls, bigb.

We'll be lookin forward to SHARING lunch
WON fine day with the investigative staff
of several news media in the Orlando area.

HOWEDY lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn,

"Lynn K." <javagsd@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Sad? You want SAD?

"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.

INDEED?

And discovered your pronged spiked
pinch choke and shock collar?

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
 For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
 pass it through the crate door.  Attach a line to it.
 When he barks, use the line for a correction.

 if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

Lynn K.

HOWE come you don't bribe the dog
to be quiet when you lock IT in a box
and ignore it or when trainin IT to be
pals with the HOWEskat instead of
jerkin and choking and shocking IT?

Oh? You mean like your own SELECTIVELY
BRED HAND PICKED and TESTED SAR dog
JIVE who gets HIGH SCORES while COOPERATIN
in the ring where you practice daily jerking and
choking and shocking him and FLUNKED SAR
trainin cause HE KNOWS YOU CAN'T HURT
HIM if you don't know where the FIND is?

That so?

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.)  But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.
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Well THAT'S certainly a RELIEF cause otherWIZE
you'd probably RUIN your own SAR dog by jerkin
chokin and shockin IT.  Wouldn't you.

Like yourself and Master Of Deception blankman?

INDEEDY!

THAT'S HOWE COME you MURDER dogs
and won't TALK BUSINESS with The Amazing
Puppy Wizard.

But of curse!

"You Lying Sack Of Dung.When Have I Ever Said
Anything About Using A Prong Collar, Or Any Collar
Correction At All, To Make Dogs Friendly To House
Cats? Don't bother. The answer is never," lying "I
LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn writes about kats and dogs:

"This Article Is Something We've Put Together
For SF GSD Rescue

From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosmakos@home.com)
Subject: Re: I have a dog he has cats
Date: 1999/11/20

ginger57@my-deja.com wrote:

Okay - this is going to be a bit loooong  - Lynn K.

"Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the dog.  Don't
forget to put the muzzle on the dog.   I think a prong works
better than a choke with less chance of injury to the dog in
this situation.

Electronics can be used to create an aversion to cats, but
should be used under the direction of a trainer who knows how
to instruct the owner in their proper use.   Electronics can
take the form of shock, sonic or citronella collars.  At that
time the owner will train with electronics instead of food or
whatever other reward system was being used."

8)  Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the dog.
Don't forget to put the muzzle on the dog.   I think a prong
works better than a choke with less chance of injury to the
dog in this situation.   Have the dog in a sit-stay next to
you with most of the slack out of the leash and let the cat
walk through the room and up to the dog if it wishes (this is
why you have the dog muzzled).

If the dog makes an aggressive move towards the
cat, it must be corrected strongly with both your
voice and the collar.

This is important - the correction must be physically
very strong - not a nag.   (PS: not many dogs need
to be corrected at all)."

"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
every adoptable dog on intake.  I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.

Should I have refused to groom them?

Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."

Lynn K.

Baghdad Bob <Baghdadbob> wrote in message
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The only ASSociation the readers of
these forums need to make is THIS:

                      WORDS OF WISDOM
                from our own Lynn Kosmakos
 1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every day
                        For Twenty Years

      I THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT LITHIUM

 "I, too, have a bi-polar mood disorder (manic-depression)
 requiring 1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every
 day.

 I, also, care about dogs and use this forum to learn
 more, while happily sharing pertinent information
 I have learned.  But if I were ever to post such sh*t,
 I would hope that every other reader of this group
 would be rightfully outraged."

 "Community is an evolutionary thing that we earn
  the right to participate in by observing the
  easily understood rules and contributing to in
  constructive ways."

  Lynn K.

-----------------------------------------

 "It wasn't that meds didn't work for her
 - she wouldn't take them. I particularly remember
 a comment she made about scarey side effects of
 Lithium.  Hardly.  After 17 years on it, I think
 I'm qualified to say that the very low risk of
 any side effect is far less frightening than the
 very real dangers of life without it."

 Lynn K.
-----------------------------------------

"Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right action
as separate, not the wise. If any man knows one, he
enjoys the fruit of both. The level which is reached by
wisdom is attained through right action as well. He who
perceives that the two are one knows the truth."

"Even the wise man acts in character with his nature,
indeed all creatures act according to their natures.
What is the use of compulsion then? The love and
hate which are aroused by the objects of sense arise
from Nature, do not yield to them. They only obstruct
the path." Bhagavad Gita, adapted by Krishna with
permission from His FREE copy of my FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method manual.

Force training JERRYIZES dogs, and GETS THEM DEAD.

"Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks,
so is he." Publilius Syrus, First century B.C., Maxim 1073

                        "We are what we do."

From: Marshall Dermer (dermer@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 06:49:13 PST

And how do we know this aspect of his advice is right?

Jerry is not God and his manual is not the Bible.

His advice could be subject to an empirical analysis.

--Marshall

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"Marshall Dermer" <dermer@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu>
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From: Paul B (NOSPAMpanders@zfree.co.nz)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 00:13:28 PST

Hello Marshall,

The way I view it from my observation of how
my dogs react is that the distraction interrupts
the dogs thought, not for good or bad, just
interrupts, the dog is therefore distracted for
a second and then will either continue the
behaviour or do something else.

The praise reassures the dog that the sound
distraction is not a threat or punishment,
however if everytime the dog resumes a
particular behaviour it's distracted immediately
(and praised immediately for reassurance) then
it quickly decides this behaviour is not fulfilling
and it ceases.

A dog will offer another behaviour in it's place
and if that is acceptable to us then we let it be
otherwise the distraction continues until a suitable
alternate behaviour is offered.

One example, Sam used to jump up on me
when I arrived home, I would shake can to
distract him right at the moment he was
about to jump up, after about 4 repetitions
he tried sitting and offering me his paw, of
course this was fine so I let it be.

While the concept of shake cans is not new,
I haven't read any other advice that says to
praise immediately regardless of what the
dog does next (the common advice is to
praise once the dog is doing a desired
behaviour or at least stopped the unwanted
behaviour), this is unique to Jerry (and Marilyn)
and from my own experiences is an important
part of the process.

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Nuthin EXXXCEPT HOWE IT'S DONE.

Here's MOORE SCIENCE, professor SCRUFF SHAKE:

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"Dan Moore" <mooreteam@worldnet.att.net>

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Here's professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI, marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation," dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy,  "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

That's INSANE. Ain't it.

       The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~  }   >

P.S.  Contacting Dr. P:

Please note that due to the large number of
requests I receive, I can no longer give free,
personal advice on problems related to dog
training and behavior.

In order for me to give such advice we would
have to "talk" about the problem at length.

That is, I would need detailed information about
the dog, it's environment and routine, the problem,
and the situation in which the problem occurs.

Thus, this type of consultation takes time which
I cannot afford to give away for free.

If you wish such advice, please see the information
I have provided about my K9 Behavioral Consulting
practice. Another alternative to obtaining personal
advice is to participate in e-mail, chat room, &
newsgroup discussions.

P.P.S. BWEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

               YOU'RE FRAUDS, drs p. and dermer!

             Either DEFEND your LIES, ABUSE And
             Degrees or get the heel HOWETA THIS
                                BUSINESS.

       "If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
                      and you will know each other.
        If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
               and what you do not know you will fear.

                      What one fears, one destroys."
                             Chief Dan George

             "(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
             few regulars here who are either ill-
             tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
                                 --Marshall
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       "(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
       few regulars here who are either ill-
       tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
                         --Marshall

The Puppy Wizard sez "A dog is a dog as a child
is a child. They only respond in PREDICTABLE
NORMAL NATURAL INNATE INSTINCTIVE
REFLEXIVE ways to situations and circumstances
of their environment which we create for them.

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture." We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME SAME
SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

       "If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
                      and you will know each other.
        If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
               and what you do not know you will fear.

                      What one fears, one destroys."
                               Chief Dan George

                "(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
                 few regulars here who are either ill-
                 tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
                                 --Marshall

           ----- Original Message -----
       > From: "Marshall Dermer" <dermer@csd.uwm.edu>
       > To: "The Puppy Wizard"
       > <ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net> Sent: Friday, July
       > 23, 2004 2:53 PM Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
       >
       >
       > Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
       >
       > I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
       > and now must applaud your attempts to save
       > animals from painful training procedures.
       >
       > You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent,
       > who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts to
       > alert the world to animal abuse.
       >
       > We are lucky to have you, and more people should
       > come to their senses and support your valuable
       > work.
       >
       > Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
       > charity to fund your important work?
       >
       > Have you thought about holding a press conference
       > so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
       > and significant work?
       >
       > In closing, my only suggestion is that you
       > try to keep your messages short for most
       > readers may refuse to read a long message
       > even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
       >
       > I wish you well in your endeavors.
       >
       > --Marshall Dermer
       >
       > Marshall Dermer/Associate Professor/Behavior
       > Analysis Specialty/Department of Psychology/
       > University of Wisconsin- -Milwaukee/ Milwaukee,
       > WI 53201
       >  dermer@uwm.edu   http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer

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       All truth passes through three stages.
                    First, it is ridiculed.
           Second, it is violently opposed.
     Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
                   -Arthur Schopenhauer

            "Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
                 even tho it's a hopeless task,
                      in this system of things.
                 As long as man is ruling man,
            there will be animals (and humans!)
                      abused and neglected. :-(
                      Your student," Juanita.

         "If you've got them by the balls their hearts
                      and minds will follow,"
                              John Wayne.

             The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~  )  >