Saturday, July 17, 2004 7:08 PM
Re: Puppy Wizard's Wits End Training Method
HOWEDY TooCool,
"TooCool" <larrymale@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:rhgKc.2051$1T3.1319@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com...
> I have studied canine behavior and
> dog training for years.
You're a university trained scientist with
a couple master's degrees and some
other STUFF, are you not?
> I have a huge library that covers every system of training.
IN FACT, you've personally discussed several
of those methods with their authors, have you not?
> The Puppy Wizard's (Jerry Howe's) Wits' End
> Training Method is by far the most scientific,
> the most advanced, the kindest, the quickest
> and the most effective training method yet
> discovered.
AS STATED by all HIS 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE
WWW Wits' End dog Training Method Manual
Students who REPORT their 100% NEARLY
INSTANT SUCCESS right here, on The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Forums.
> It is not an assortment of training tips and tricks;
> it is a logically consistent system.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard calls it a GESTALT.
> Every behavior problem and every obedience
> skill is treated in the same logically consistent
> manner.
OtherWIZE it would VIOLATE the SCIENTIFIC
PRINCIPLES upon which The Method is based.
> Please study his manual carefully.
And follow it PRECISELY and ASK The
Amazing Puppy Wizard if you have difficulty,
or YOU WILL FAIL.
> Please endeavor to understand the basis
> of his system and please follow his directions
> exactly. His manual is a masterpiece.
Thank you. That IS, "TooCool!"
> It is dense with theory, with explanation, with
> detailed descriptions about why behavior problems
> occur and how their solution should be approached.
>
> One should not pick and choose from among his
> methods based upon what you personally like or
> dislike. His is not a bag of tricks but a complete
> and integrated system for not only training a dog
> but for raising a loving companion.
Like a child or spHOWES.
> When I once said to Jerry that his system
> creates for you the dog of your dreams, his
> response was that it produces for your dog
> the owner of his dreams.
And the LIVING NIGHTMARE for those who
say otherWIZE. TRUST The Amazing Puppy
Wizard. HE is NOT a gentle kindly SHOWEL
towards liars and dog abusers. In the problem
behavior BUSINESS, FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
> You see, Jerry has discovered that if you are
> gentle with your dog then he will be gentle
> with you, if you praise your dog every time he
> looks at you, then you will become the center
> of your dogs world, if you use Jerry's sound
> distraction with praise, then it takes just minutes-
> sometimes merely seconds-to train your dog
> to not misbehave (even in your absence).
>
> (Just 15 seconds this morning to train my 10
> week old puppy to lie quietly and let me clip
> his nails). Using Jerry's scientific method
> (sound distraction / praise / alteration / variation)
> it takes just minutes to train you dog to respond
> to your commands.
>
> What a pleasure it was for me to see my
> 6 week old puppy running as fast has his
> wobbly little legs would carry him in response
> to my recall command-and he comes running
> every time I call no matter where we are or
> what he is doing.
>
> At ten weeks old now, my puppy never strains
> upon his leash thanks to Jerry's hot & cold
> exercises and his Family Pack Leadership
> Exercises.
>
> Jerry has discovered that if you scold your dog,
> if you scream at him, if you intimidate him, if
> you hurt him, if you force him then his natural
> response is to oppose you.
>
> Is Jerry a nut?
HE'D HAVE to be CRAZY to call the university
trained behaviorists like professor marshall dermer
and his bed partner dr. plonsky LIARS, DOG
ABUSERS, COWARDS and FRAUDS.
EITHER HE'S INSANE, or HE'S DEAD RIGHT.
You'll NOTICE they won't defend themselves.
> It doesn't make any difference to me whether
> he is or not. It is a logical fallacy to judge a
> person's ideas based upon their personality.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard is very gentle,
even if HE is CRAZY. Unless of curse, you're
a dog abusing punk thug coward, then HE
turns into your worst nightmare. Isn't that
correct, tommy, freddie, diane, marshall,
janet, bigb?
> As far as dogs are concerned, Jerry wears his
> heart upon his sleeve. It touches him deeply
> when he hears of trainers forcing, intimidating,
> scolding or hurting dogs.
Everything The Amazing Puppy Wizard teaches
abHOWET dog behavior applies to children.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard was brought to
tears the other day when WON of dr dobson's
flunkies on the "700 Club" TV show sez "I told
my 11 year old daughter she was gettin too big
to spank."
Those miserable child abusing cowards are NEXT.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard sez a two year
old child is TOO BIG to SPANK and less than
two they're TOO LITTLE to spank.
Any adult who'd advocate spanking punishing
scolding or otherWIZE negatively interact with
a child is nuthing but a goddamned mental
case or CRIMINAL and The Amazing Puppy
Wizard is lookin forward to PROVING IT IN
COURTS of LAW and gettin laws passed
PROTECTING children and dumb animals
from the likes of HOWER university trained
behaviorists and punk thug so call Xians who
have brought us to the brink of WWIII.
> More than that, he knows that force is not effective
NOT ENTIRELY, TooCool. Force CAN BE EFFECTIVE.
But ONLY IF you're willin to MURDER your subject.
Like THIS:
"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.
lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.
if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.
Lynn K. wrote:
"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.
And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.
Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."
Lynn K.
---------------------------------
"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
every adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.
Should I have refused to groom them?
Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."
Lynn K.
> and that it will certainly lead to behavior problems;
Like comin in here to The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Forum and tellin folks
NOT TO BELIEVE The Amazing Puppy
Wizard.
> sometime problems so severe that people
> put their dogs down because of those problems.
Like THIS:
<"Terri"@cyberhighway
> Hey, do like me, and killfile Jerry.
> He has millions of people aleady reading his posts and
> watching him extract his soggy foot out of his mouth!
> Out of these MILLIONS, I've only seen 2 naive childs
> come forward and actually believe in his training manual.
Robert Crim writes:
I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs
since I freely admit to having read and, I hope,
understood enough of the manual and it's counterparts by
John Fisher and the posts of Marilyn Rammell to believe
and use it.
This naive child would like to say thank you to both
Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant barrage
of really infantile crap at the hands of supposedly
adult dog lovers.
The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the
nagging idea that if people like them had been posting
earlier, maybe we would not have had to hold the head
of a really magnificent animal in our arms while he was
given the needle and having to hug him and wait until he
gasped his last gasp.
To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog
into good behavior. Naive is believing that people that
hide behind fake names are more honest than people that
use their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante
dog breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey
(lyingdogDUMMY, j.h.) are the equal or better than
those that have studied and lived by their craft for
decades.
"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing
that people like Jerry Howe and Marilyn Rammell are
going to just go away because you people act like fools.
Why do you act like fools? I really have no idea, and I
don't really care.
> And, to date: I've not seen ONE come forward and
> actually admit to buying and having success with his
> little black box.
I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and
take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and
testing. You would never believe the results, so you'll
never know.
> Anyone by now that doesn't see a scam man coming by
> Jerry's posts deserves to get what is sure to be coming
> to him! LOL!
I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve,
eh? As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.
>Terri
Yes it was, and that is sad.
Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to
listen to the box first?)
====================
> I believe that it is natural for humans to want to
> control their dog by force. Jerry knows this too.
Only on accHOWENT of HE has spent
forty five years teaching people HOWE
to NOT FORCE, yet they still try, cause
they got PROBLEMS and it AIN'T the dog.
> We have all been at our wits' end, haven't we?
But NHOWE we know it's by CHOICE, not LUCK.
> Dogs have a natural tendency to mimic. In
> scientific literature it is referred to allelomimetic
> behavior.
"Jerry Calls It Allomimetic Behaviour.
I Think Its Plain Logic," Amanda.
> Dogs respond in like kind to force; they respond
> in like kind to praise. Don't bribe your dog with
> treats; give him what he wants most-your kind
> attention. Give him your praise.
Like HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard teaches:
The Puppy Wizard sez "A dog is a dog as a child
is a child. They only respond in PREDICTABLE
NORMAL NATURAL INNATE INSTINCTIVE
REFLEXIVE ways to situations and circumstances
of their environment which we create for them.
ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture." We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.
In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME SAME
SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.
"If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk
With You And You Will Know Each Other. If
You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know
Them, And What You Do Not Know You Will Fear.
What One Fears, One Destroys," Chief Dan George,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual.
> You will be astonished at how your dog's anxiety
> will dissipate and how their behavior problems
> will dissipate along with their anxiety.
NEARLY INSTANTLY, as REPORTED by ALL
The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual Students all
over the Whole Wild World REPORT RIGHT
HERE.
You know, the WONS HOWER DOG LOVERS
CALL LIARS and FORGERIES by The Amazing
Puppy Wizard.
> Treat Jerry Howe's (The Puppy Wizard) Wits' End
> Training Method as a scientific principle just as you
> would the law of gravity and you will have astounding
> success.
Or you will FAIL. Like professor SCRUFF SHAKE done
with his DEATHLY ILL little dog Maxie The Magnificent
FuriHOWESLY Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator.
> Dog behavior is just as scientific as is gravity.
INDEED. The Amazing Puppy Wizard has
DISCREDITED traditional behavior science
as the CAUSE of all behavior problems.
> If you follow Jerry's puppy rules you will get a
> sweet little Magwai; if you don't you will surely
> get a little gremlin (anyone see The Gremlins?).
> --Larry
Gremlins
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Larry" To: "The Puppy Wizard"
><thepuppywizard@earthlink.net Sent:
> Friday, July 02, 2004
I live in an apartment complex that accepts dogs. I
have recommended your web site and your training
manual to quite a few pet owners. Unfortunately, it
seems to be human nature for them to not address
training until their dog's behavior problems become
serious.
Several people have seen me out working with Kit. They
cannot believe it when I am able to call a 7 week old
pup away from them. Those who have pups of their own
say that they are waiting until their pups are older
in order to begin training. I tell them to begin now.
But they don't know what to do.
Have you ever seen the movie "Gremlins"? The Mogwai
comes with three rules: 1) keep out of bright light,
2) keep away from water and 3) never feed after
midnight. Of course disaster befalls the new owners
because they don't take these rules seriously. When I
last watched this movie I thought to myself, how
similar it was to getting a new puppy. Just as does a
Mogwai, a puppy has a nature that demands proper
handling and just as it will with a cute little
Mogwai, mishandling will turn your cute little puppy
into a gremlin.
--Larry
------------------------------------------------------------------
INDEED. Here's a couple Gremlins The
Amazing Puppy Wizard has rehabilitated:
"Amanda@DCFWatch.com" <Amanda@dcfwatch.com> wrote in message
news:91381045.0301221814.7aa3a7f6@posting.google.com...
> news:91381045.0301211225.6d5f60e5@posting.google.com...
> > > This makes me wonder. If the dog taught himself to get
> > > the kid off of it by biting, why can't you teach it
> > > another method. When my dog nipped to protect my
> > > kids, i taught her with distraction and praise.
>
> > What did you teach her to do instead of nipping?
>
> First we used distraction and praise to teach her biting is
> not ok. 2 weeks ago we had to seperate her from the puppy
> in order to feed them.
>
> She would run over, bite him then take his food. If he
> licked the carpet where juice was spilled he got bitten.
> just examples.
>
> Then during meals, when she moved toward him we
> (me, my husband, jerry and his wife) used sound distraction
> and praise. We trained her to stay away from him. Then we
> let them get close, when she looked like she was thinking of
> biting (snap) good girl! good dog... and she would let him
> close. since he advanced to eating her food she began
> laying down and allowing him tot ake over. so we taught her
> to find his food and eat his.
>
> Just doing this has taught her to share.
> If he's too roudy and the kids aren't inviting..
> she will find her rope and give it to him. if he
> takes her kong, she does and finds his and either gets him
> to take his own king or simply lets him have his.
> we did this by feeding her as much as she wanted, giving
> her plenty of toys. we taught her there is always more..
> we broke that instinct of self preservation. now they share
> from the same bowl. not even a growl.
>
> then when she growled because my friends kid went near her
> while she was nursing, we put her on lead just long enough
> to come 1 foot from the kid. just in case. we put the kid
> on the floor in her mum's lap with the puppy and used
> distraction and praise if she seemed upset. then when she
> went near the kid in a fashion like she was going to protect
> something.. the kids, their food what have you.. we used
> praise and distraction.
>
> then it progressed to the other day.. the kid was smacking
> kelly in the face. pummeling beyond all belief she has taken
> from my own kids.. like if the 23 lb 19 month old goes to
> stand on her, kelly will brace herself and hold still so the
> baby doesn't fall off.
>
> when the baby stands on her we distract the baby and praise
> kelly for waiting. so anyway.. she's being smacked in the
> face by the same kid who likes to try and dig eyeballs out.
> kelly snarled her lip.. no sound.. just showed her teeth...
> sound and praise! and she broke her thought and came over to
> me.
>
> when the puppy was biting her so hard she cried (pits
> dont cry easily) we used sound and praise when she went to
> defend herself. then we would go to him and distract him
> off. in less than a week she learned to either a. drag him
> to me or my husband still attached and shaking her
> ear/neck/leg or b. distract him herself.
>
> she sees us use distraction and gentle measures and she
> does them too. when he's trying to dig a hole she engages
> him in play. when the kid is going somewhere she shouldn't..
> kelly will run over to her.. and seperate the kid from say
> the kitchen and guide her in another direction.
>
> when the puppy is biting something he shouldn't.. she finds
> a kong and offers him the appropriate chewing method.
> Dogs are smart. She only knew to nip or growl or bite. We
> taught her gentle ways and she learned them. Dogs don't
> want to bite kids or puppies or people.. but they want
> results. if they know the food will never run out.. why
> should they bite over food? if they know someone else will
> distract a biting pup why would she bite him? all she has to
> do is find me and i will do it... why does she need to nip
> the lil kid again?
>
> she knows i will stop the kid from hurting her. yes it still
> requires alot of supervision, because this kid does in fact
> hurt her alot and she is not part of our pack. but that is
> part of my responsibility as well.
>
> Jerry calls it allomimetic behaviour.. i think its plain logic.
>
> the dog won't bite if it knows a whimper or cry
> will attract help. but if no one else is in control... as
> we were not two weeks ago.. the dog will take matters into
> its own hands.
>
> And for Donna who asked how safe setting up an incident is?
> it is very safe. If you know the dog will bite the kid if
> it goes near its food.. you put the dog on lead and have
> someone hold the lead securely. MAKE SURE the lead will not
> reach say.. 1.5 feet away from the food dish. then let the
> kid go near the food. the dog couldn't reach if it tried,
> and if it did you are right there to priase distract. It is
> much more difficult in the OP's situation since the kid is
> close enough to bite. i'll let jerry elaborate on that.
> and i wouldn't try that without his advice. but if you know
> your dog likes to lunge through the front door at the
> mailman.. put the dog on lead and open the door and use
> praise/distraction.. the dog won't go anywhere, but you can
> set it up to stop the thought. it's really a common sense
> thing.
>
> i knew i needed to set up a situation and knew i
> couldn't risk a bite.. so i used a freaking leash that
> wasn't long enough to reach the lil kid. voila. by the
> time the dog realized it wanted to do something bad.. it
> forgot it was on lead... and you distract/praise and break
> the behaviour before the dog is mid lunge at the endof the
> leash.
>
> Amanda
> Whose vicious, aggressive, hopeless pit bull who should be
> watched carefully walked by a barking dog who was off lead
> as it growled at me and heeled immediately to "protect" but
> never used more than 1 foot of the lead and didn't bark or
> growl back.
===============================
The Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW; - ) >
ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
,-._,-,
V)"(V
(_o_) Have a great day!
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(l l l) Your Puppy Wizard. <{}YPW;~ } >
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The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
The Puppy Wizard - 23 Oct 2004 13:08 GMT
Saturday, July 17, 2004 7:08 PM
Re: Puppy Wizard's Wits End Training Method
HOWEDY TooCool,
> I have studied canine behavior and
> dog training for years.
You're a university trained scientist with
a couple master's degrees and some
other STUFF, are you not?
> I have a huge library that covers every system of training.
IN FACT, you've personally discussed several
of those methods with their authors, have you not?
> The Puppy Wizard's (Jerry Howe's) Wits' End
> Training Method is by far the most scientific,
> the most advanced, the kindest, the quickest
> and the most effective training method yet
> discovered.
AS STATED by all HIS 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE
WWW Wits' End dog Training Method Manual
Students who REPORT their 100% NEARLY
INSTANT SUCCESS right here, on The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Forums.
> It is not an assortment of training tips and tricks;
> it is a logically consistent system.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard calls it a GESTALT.
> Every behavior problem and every obedience
> skill is treated in the same logically consistent
> manner.
OtherWIZE it would VIOLATE the SCIENTIFIC
PRINCIPLES upon which The Method is based.
> Please study his manual carefully.
And follow it PRECISELY and ASK The
Amazing Puppy Wizard if you have difficulty,
or YOU WILL FAIL.
> Please endeavor to understand the basis
> of his system and please follow his directions
> exactly. His manual is a masterpiece.
Thank you. That IS, "TooCool!"
> It is dense with theory, with explanation, with
> detailed descriptions about why behavior problems
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> and integrated system for not only training a dog
> but for raising a loving companion.
Like a child or spHOWES.
> When I once said to Jerry that his system
> creates for you the dog of your dreams, his
> response was that it produces for your dog
> the owner of his dreams.
And the LIVING NIGHTMARE for those who
say otherWIZE. TRUST The Amazing Puppy
Wizard. HE is NOT a gentle kindly SHOWEL
towards liars and dog abusers. In the problem
behavior BUSINESS, FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
> You see, Jerry has discovered that if you are
> gentle with your dog then he will be gentle
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
>
> Is Jerry a nut?
HE'D HAVE to be CRAZY to call the university
trained behaviorists like professor marshall dermer
and his bed partner dr. plonsky LIARS, DOG
ABUSERS, COWARDS and FRAUDS.
EITHER HE'S INSANE, or HE'S DEAD RIGHT.
You'll NOTICE they won't defend themselves.
> It doesn't make any difference to me whether
> he is or not. It is a logical fallacy to judge a
> person's ideas based upon their personality.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard is very gentle,
even if HE is CRAZY. Unless of curse, you're
a dog abusing punk thug coward, then HE
turns into your worst nightmare. Isn't that
correct, tommy, freddie, diane, marshall,
janet, bigb?
> As far as dogs are concerned, Jerry wears his
> heart upon his sleeve. It touches him deeply
> when he hears of trainers forcing, intimidating,
> scolding or hurting dogs.
Everything The Amazing Puppy Wizard teaches
abHOWET dog behavior applies to children.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard was brought to
tears the other day when WON of dr dobson's
flunkies on the "700 Club" TV show sez "I told
my 11 year old daughter she was gettin too big
to spank."
Those miserable child abusing cowards are NEXT.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard sez a two year
old child is TOO BIG to SPANK and less than
two they're TOO LITTLE to spank.
Any adult who'd advocate spanking punishing
scolding or otherWIZE negatively interact with
a child is nuthing but a goddamned mental
case or CRIMINAL and The Amazing Puppy
Wizard is lookin forward to PROVING IT IN
COURTS of LAW and gettin laws passed
PROTECTING children and dumb animals
from the likes of HOWER university trained
behaviorists and punk thug so call Xians who
have brought us to the brink of WWIII.
> More than that, he knows that force is not effective
NOT ENTIRELY, TooCool. Force CAN BE EFFECTIVE.
But ONLY IF you're willin to MURDER your subject.
Like THIS:
"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.
lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.
if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.
Lynn K. wrote:
"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.
And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.
Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."
Lynn K.
---------------------------------
"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
every adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.
Should I have refused to groom them?
Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."
Lynn K.
> and that it will certainly lead to behavior problems;
Like comin in here to The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Forum and tellin folks
NOT TO BELIEVE The Amazing Puppy
Wizard.
> sometime problems so severe that people
> put their dogs down because of those problems.
Like THIS:
<"Terri"@cyberhighway
> Hey, do like me, and killfile Jerry.
> He has millions of people aleady reading his posts and
> watching him extract his soggy foot out of his mouth!
> Out of these MILLIONS, I've only seen 2 naive childs
> come forward and actually believe in his training manual.
Robert Crim writes:
I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs
since I freely admit to having read and, I hope,
understood enough of the manual and it's counterparts by
John Fisher and the posts of Marilyn Rammell to believe
and use it.
This naive child would like to say thank you to both
Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant barrage
of really infantile crap at the hands of supposedly
adult dog lovers.
The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the
nagging idea that if people like them had been posting
earlier, maybe we would not have had to hold the head
of a really magnificent animal in our arms while he was
given the needle and having to hug him and wait until he
gasped his last gasp.
To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog
into good behavior. Naive is believing that people that
hide behind fake names are more honest than people that
use their real names. Naive is thinking that dilettante
dog breeders and amateur "trainers" like Joey
(lyingdogDUMMY, j.h.) are the equal or better than
those that have studied and lived by their craft for
decades.
"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing
that people like Jerry Howe and Marilyn Rammell are
going to just go away because you people act like fools.
Why do you act like fools? I really have no idea, and I
don't really care.
> And, to date: I've not seen ONE come forward and
> actually admit to buying and having success with his
> little black box.
I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and
take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and
testing. You would never believe the results, so you'll
never know.
> Anyone by now that doesn't see a scam man coming by
> Jerry's posts deserves to get what is sure to be coming
> to him! LOL!
I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve,
eh? As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.
>Terri
Yes it was, and that is sad.
Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to
listen to the box first?)
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> I believe that it is natural for humans to want to
> control their dog by force. Jerry knows this too.
Only on accHOWENT of HE has spent
forty five years teaching people HOWE
to NOT FORCE, yet they still try, cause
they got PROBLEMS and it AIN'T the dog.
> We have all been at our wits' end, haven't we?
But NHOWE we know it's by CHOICE, not LUCK.
> Dogs have a natural tendency to mimic. In
> scientific literature it is referred to allelomimetic
> behavior.
"Jerry Calls It Allomimetic Behaviour.
I Think Its Plain Logic," Amanda.
> Dogs respond in like kind to force; they respond
> in like kind to praise. Don't bribe your dog with
> treats; give him what he wants most-your kind
> attention. Give him your praise.
Like HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard teaches:
The Puppy Wizard sez "A dog is a dog as a child
is a child. They only respond in PREDICTABLE
NORMAL NATURAL INNATE INSTINCTIVE
REFLEXIVE ways to situations and circumstances
of their environment which we create for them.
ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture." We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.
In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME SAME
SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.
"If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk
With You And You Will Know Each Other. If
You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know
Them, And What You Do Not Know You Will Fear.
What One Fears, One Destroys," Chief Dan George,
adapted with permission from his FREE copy of The
Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual.
> You will be astonished at how your dog's anxiety
> will dissipate and how their behavior problems
> will dissipate along with their anxiety.
NEARLY INSTANTLY, as REPORTED by ALL
The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual Students all
over the Whole Wild World REPORT RIGHT
HERE.
You know, the WONS HOWER DOG LOVERS
CALL LIARS and FORGERIES by The Amazing
Puppy Wizard.
> Treat Jerry Howe's (The Puppy Wizard) Wits' End
> Training Method as a scientific principle just as you
> would the law of gravity and you will have astounding
> success.
Or you will FAIL. Like professor SCRUFF SHAKE done
with his DEATHLY ILL little dog Maxie The Magnificent
FuriHOWESLY Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator.
> Dog behavior is just as scientific as is gravity.
INDEED. The Amazing Puppy Wizard has
DISCREDITED traditional behavior science
as the CAUSE of all behavior problems.
> If you follow Jerry's puppy rules you will get a
> sweet little Magwai; if you don't you will surely
> get a little gremlin (anyone see The Gremlins?).
> --Larry
Gremlins
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Larry" To: "The Puppy Wizard"
><thepuppywizard@earthlink.net Sent:
> Friday, July 02, 2004
I live in an apartment complex that accepts dogs. I
have recommended your web site and your training
manual to quite a few pet owners. Unfortunately, it
seems to be human nature for them to not address
training until their dog's behavior problems become
serious.
Several people have seen me out working with Kit. They
cannot believe it when I am able to call a 7 week old
pup away from them. Those who have pups of their own
say that they are waiting until their pups are older
in order to begin traini ng.Itellthemtobeginnow.
But they don'tknowwhattodo.
Have you ever seen the movie "Gremlins"? The Mogwai
comes with three rules: 1) keep out of bright light,
2) keep away from water and 3) never feed after
midnight. Of course disaster befalls the new owners
because they don't take these rules seriously. When I
last watched this movie I thought to myself, how
similar it was to getting a new puppy. Just as does a
Mogwai, a puppy has a nature that demands proper
handling and just as it will with a cute little
Mogwai, mishandling will turn your cute little puppy
into a gremlin.
--Larry
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INDEED. Here's a couple Gremlins The
Amazing Puppy Wizard has rehabilitated:
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> > > This makes me wonder. If the dog taught himself to get
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> never used more than 1 foot of the lead and didn't bark or
> growl back.
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