>The problem is that she is too friendly lol. I am trying to
>train her for public access but when we go out she wants to go 'say hi' to
>everyone we see. Does anyone (other than the amazing puppy wizard) have any
>ideas on this? Other than this one thing she is a very sweet and obedient
>companion. Very calm ect. We just can't have her going to greet everyone we
>see for obvious reasons.
HOWEDY leah,
> >The problem is that she is too friendly lol.
Well then, leah is just the right WON to ask for heelp!
> > I am trying to train her for public access
Yeah. leah's RECENT GRADUATE STUDENT Rottie
who'd been IN SOCIALIZATION CLASSES with her
since IT was ten weeks old JUST RECENTLY MURDERED
a little INNOCENT DEAD DOG at the park and her
OTHER recent "STUDENT'S" Bichons RECENTLY
MURDERED their own HOWEsbunny and leah
thought it was FUNNY:
"It was kind of funny, in an absurd way. The rabbit
was completely still, eyes open and glazed, dried
blood in his ears and mouth, with his back legs
stiffening quickly.
It was her pet rabbit, not a wild bunny, so
that made it much harder for her.
And he was killed by bichons.
Her dogs had torn it apart. My one student who had
shown up (another weird thing about the night) and I
had to continuously check for heart and bowel sounds
for her, until she could accept that the rabbit was dead.
(The rigor mortis in his back legs she attributed to "pain").
Full moon.
Canine Action Dog Trainer
http://www.canineaction.com
> Then she mentioned the names of her dogs,
> and I immediately remembered them.
YOUR STUDENT, leah. Like that RECENT GRADUATE
STUDENT Rottie who'd been in your SOCIALIZATION
classes since IT was ten weeks old who RECENTLY
MURDERED a little innocent DEAD DOG at the park.
> I will always remember the dogs.
Yeah. You and ed w of PET LOSS dot COIN.
You hurt intimidate and murder critters, leah.
> > but when we go out she wants to go 'say hi' to
> > everyone we see. Does anyone (other than the
> > amazing puppy wizard) have any ideas on this?
leah will teach you HOWE to train your dog
to be NICE and take care of your child JUST
LIKE HOWE she trained her RECENT GRADUATE
STUDENT Rottie and them two Bichons to
MURDER INNOCENT DEAD CRITTERS <{) ; ~ ) >
> > Other than this one thing she is a very sweet
INDEEDY!
> > and obedient companion. Very calm ect.
Well, leah will CURE THAT in no time at all,
JUST LIKE HOWE she trained her own fear
aggressive HOWETA CON-TROLL hyperactive
dogs to DESTROY her own HOWES an try
to attack her brother in law and attack her five
times, which she will DENY on accHOWENT
of she's a LYING DOG ABUSING LONG TERM
ACTIVE ACUTE INCURABLE MENTAL CASE:
Leah Effexor for chronic depression, in denial
about being mentally ill. Has taken
several other mentally ill medications
before settling on effexor for her chronic
mental problems. Recenly changed to
another ANTI PSYCHOTIC prescription.
"I don't think Jerry intentionally lies. I think he twists
things around in his own mind until he actually believes
what he's saying."
Jerry is the only poster here who gives dangerous
advice. Google for spike and squirt. And let's not
forget the times he's told posters whose dogs have
medical problems that his halfwits-end program could
cure them.
PetsMart Pet Trainer
My Kids, My Students, My Life
SEE? TOLD YOU SO.
> > We just can't have her going to greet
> > everyone we see for obvious reasons.
Like leah's RECENT GRADUATE STUDENT Rottie <{) ; ~ ) >
> I would suggest that you take her to
> a basic obedience class.
Like the kind YOU SELL, leah? Like the kind
YOU SOLD to that RECENT GRADUATE
STUDENT Rottie who RECENTLY MURDERED
a little innocent DEAD DOG at the park, leah?
Or do you mean like the kinda CLASSES you
SOLD to your STUDENT who's Bichon's
MURDERED her DEAD HOWEsbunny, leah?
> You can get much more out of a personal
> experience than a newsgroup post. :}
That so, leah? YOUR POSTED CASE HISTORY
will PROVE you're a FRAUD A LIAR A DOG
ABUSER A COWARD and ACTIVE INCURABLE
LONG TERM ACUTE MENTAL CASE <{) ; ~ ) >
> And getting this behavior under control
Takes five minutes if you stop HURTING
and RESTRAINING the dog, leah <{) ; ~ ) >
> has to do with many issues
No it don't, leah. It's got to do with RESTRAINT.
> that are addressed in a good class -
Like the kind YOU SOLD to the OWNERS
of the MURDERHOWES RECENT GRADUATE
STUDENT Rottie YOU TRAINED since ten weeks
of age and the likeWIZE DEFRAUDED ABUSED
owner of the DEAD BUNNY YOU TRAINED her
little dogs to MURDER, leah?
> attention,
You seem to think offerin BRIBES to dogs teaches
them to PAY ATTENTION to you, leah. IT DON'T.
It TEACHES dogs you WITHHOLD bribes attention
and affection and makes dogs FEAR AGGRESSIVE.
Like them Bichon's and Rottie you TRAINED
to MURDER INNOCENT CRITTERS, leah <{) ; ~ ) >
> walking nicely on leash,
You was just LEARNIN HOWE to use your
slip choke collar on your own dogs on accHOWENT
of they AIN'T RESPONDING to your PRONGED
SPIKED PINCH CHOKE collar and GL NECKTWISTER.
> and proper greeting behaviors.
Like that RECENT GRADUATE STUDENT Rottie
and them Bichons you turned into MURDERERS, leah?
> Good luck!
Dog trainin AIN'T LUCK, dog abuser.
> Leah Roberts, Family Dog Trainer
> It's A Dog's World
"She bit me on the nose. That was a true bite.
Not unprovoked, but still a bite. The snarling
and barking was vicious - the bite was a quick
snap, and the cuts weren't deep."
"Once I was holding her bone for her while she
chewed it (something she loves). She mistakenly
put a tooth in my finger instead of the bone."
"The other time was something I reported here
because I thought it was funny. I was sitting on
the floor with my supposedly agile, coordinated
BC dancing around me, mouth hanging open
with tongue flopping goofily. She tripped over
my legs and fell tooth-first into my forehead."
"Oh, okay. One more, I guess. When I had only
had her a few days, and she hadn't yet learned
not to nip during play, she jumped up and grabbed
my t-shirt, pinching some skin. It hurt but, again,
there was no blood."
Subject: MAJOR Problem with Madigan:
"And something happened yesterday that I'm not
even ready to talk about. I'm too shocked, overwhelmed,
discouraged, upset... and it's 100% my fault because,
in retrospect, I see how I actually *trained* her to do it. Sigh.
Oh, okay. I said it out loud (or rather, wrote it out loud :},
so I might as well go on... (just changed the subject line,
too, because I fear this will turn into a rather volatile thread
on its own)...
She bit me.
Not nipped me. Bit me. Drew blood. A lot of it.
Left three holes in my nose.
I have never been bitten by a dog before.
Least of all my own puppy.
In fact, I denied it at first. "She didn't bite me,"
I told my husband. "She was just clumsy and
hit me in the nose with her teeth."
"She bit you," he told me. "You have tooth marks."
"I don't know what to do. I somehow took a gentle,
non-violent dog and trained her to bite. Not only that,
but to bite ME in the FACE! How do I address that now?"
"I've had dogs all my adult life, and thought I knew a
lot about them. It's only been since I got Madigan in
January and began training classes, reading books,
and hanging out *here* that I realized how LITTLE I
knew about training them. I made so many mistakes,
especially on my heart dog - my eskie - because he
was the only dog I had who had behavior problems.
He was yelled at, slapped, made to smell his messes
(at least I didn't push his nose IN them) and isolated
for long "time outs." I only wish I had it to do over again."
> I kept teasing her in a way that made her
> act out, then got right in her face.
Whatever. It was JUST WON TIME.
> Stupid, stupid human.
Naaah. THAT ain't what makes you HOWET
to BE STUPID, leah. What makes you STUPID
is to think you know anything abHOWET trainin
dogs.
Really Bad Day
Date: 2004-03-21 17:34:07 PST
HOWEDY leah,
> The mom of a graduate student
BWEEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
You're no dog trainer, you're a FRAUD.
> interrupted my class,
Class??? You don't have trainin classes you
teach people to throw treats to dogs for mindless
unthinking behaviors and tell folks to jerk and
choke and shock dogs when bribing and avoiding
behaviors doesn't work an then you try to get HOWET
callin THAT, trainin.
> in a state of shock,
AnyWON who'd trust you to train them to handle
their dog was in a state of shock or takin anti psychotic
meds before they started.
> to tell me that her rottie had killed a little
> dog at a dog park today.
Tough break. R.I.P., dog.
> She wanted to know if she had to put him to sleep.
That's typical of a dog abusing coward, ain't it.
> Mack is the quintessential dog-park dog.
You mean he likes to PLAY.
> I've seen him play, with all sizes of dogs.
Yeah. A dog is a dog.
> He's gentle, friendly, non-dominant, non-aggressive,
> and has been going to the park weekly since he was
> a puppy.
And he's been jerked and choked and scolded
and punished and bribed since you began messin
with him.
> I was in too much of a state of shock myself
You mean, you was NORMAL.
> to get details (like which park and what exactly happened),
Yeah. That'll be REAL important for trHOWEbleshootin
this behavior problem. Won't it, leah.
> but she said he chased him,
And MOM couldn't call him off cause IT won't
come when called nor will IT do anything else
unless MOM is danglin a cookie in front of him.
> picked him up and shook him,
Typical Rottie behavior, ain't it.
> then grabbed his brother.
SHOWENDS like he was just HAVIN FUN,
like when you jerk and choked him to train him.
> The other one survived.
Got LUCKY, eh leah?
> Man. I tell my students in every class that dogs
> are not little people in fur suits.
But that's just the begining. Then you teach them
to HURT and INTIMIDATE their dogs when they
can't BRIBE and AVOID their behavior problems.
> They are animals.
They're able to HOWEtwit you and your ilk, leah.
> They have no morals,
Perhaps that's just allelomimetic behavior?
> and don't know right from wrong
AMAZING? Chalk THAT up to allelomimetic
behavior, for SHORE.
> - only safe from not safe.
RIGHT. That's HOWE COME dogs ATTACK,
cause they're AFRAID of SUMPTHIN.
> But then prey drive
You mean, when the dinner bell rings? Prey
drive ain't got NUTHIN to do with FEAR. Dogs
chase PREY to EAT, not have FUN. Dogs chase
THINGS on accHOWENT of the visual oral reflex,
not PREY drive. Unless they're chasin a bunny
their PREY is in their food dish.
> rears its ugly head and really
> shoves the message home.
The MESSAGE is, you've HURT the dog to
force control over IT and THAT'S HOWE
COME IT was AFRAID and ATTACKED,
not on accHOWENT of some IDIOCY
abHOWET PREY drive.
> Because I'd bet that's what happened.
You're a MENTAL CASE a LIAR and a dog abuser.
> This little white fuzzy guy whizzed by
> Mack, and his prey drive kicked in.
No. He was afraid he was gonna GET HURT
for CHASIN IT, so he ATTACKED and MURDERED
IT on accHOWENT of he knew he'd GET HURT
for CHASIN IT.
> Plain and simple.
Plain an simple indeed.
> Not a bad dog,
Right. Dogs can't know from BAD behavior.
Dogs only respond in PREDICTABLE NORMAL
NATURAL INNATE INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE
ways to situations and circumstances of their
environments which we create for them.
> not a dangerous dog.
Not till NHOWE.
EVERY DOG IS DANGERHOWES.
> Just a dog. *Any* dog.
Is a dog and is dangerHOWES. THAT'S HOWE
COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn't HURT
and INTIMIDATE and BRIBE them an try to get
HOWET callin THAT, trainin.
> I'm beginning to think that dog parks should
> be divided by size.
BWEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
> Even in my class, if I have two puppies of
> vastly different sizes, I'm inches away from
> them while they're playing.
To INTIMIDATE and FORCE control when necessary.
THAT'S HOWE COME you can't TRAIN a dog to BE
TRUSTWORTHY. Like your own dogs...
> I'm not afraid of mouths, I'm afraid of feet - I
> do paw patrol.
You're a IDIOT.
> Especially if the big dog is a boxer. :}
BWEEEHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!
> In the park, nobody's ever close enough
> to monitor well enough.
Perhaps they should be required to wear shock collars?
> At least if two similar-sized dogs go at it,
> one's probably not going to kill each other
> with a mere shake.
Or put a eye HOWET.
> But it's so *easy* for a big dog to kill a little dog.
No, that takes a bit of EXXXPERTISE, like what
the owner PAID YOU FOR.
> What do you guys think?
You're INSANE and you're a FRAUD.
> I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
It will, as you get MOORE EXXXPERIENCE.
> PetsMart Pet Trainer
You're no trainer, you're a FRAUD.
> My Kids, My Students, My Life:
Your own dogs bit you five times and
destroyed your HOWES and ruined
your marriage. You MURDERED your
own DEAD DOG Buck cause you was
TOO STUPID to put him on a salt restricted
diet for his congestive heart failure and fed
him pizza and french fries and then MURDERED
HIM cause you was TOO LAZY to walk him
every two HOWERS in the cold central Florida
weather.
R.I.P. Dog.
Here's you ARBITRARILY MURDERIN your own
DEAD DOG Buck on accHOWENT of you was
TOO LAZY or TOO MENTALLY ILL to WALK HIM:
Won Last Gift
HOWEDY People,
The Amazing Puppy Wizard wouldn't
ever CONsider MURDERING a dog if
he had just WON MOORE "HOWEDY!"
left in him.
> http://www.canineaction.com
> My Kids, My Students, My Life:
You MURDERED your own DEAD DOG
Buck cause you was TOO LAZY to walk
him and TOO STUPID to restrict salt from
his congestive heart failure diet supplemented
with lasix, FRENCH FRIES and PIZZA.
And THEN you CHANGED YOUR MIND
just after the veterinarian MURDERED HIM
for you for your CONvenience.
From: Leah (dfrntdrums@aol.comMURK-OFF)
Subject: Re: It's Over
Date: 2001-07-13 18:46:21 PST
>Ann Stewart astewart7@home.com wrote:
>
> After Ken shaved Tosca's leg to prep him
> for the injection I told him to stop because
> I couldn't go through with it.
I had that impulse the moment that Buck's
eyes closed and he went limp. I wanted to
scream, "No! I made a mistake!"
I'm just glad I didn't break down until that moment.
I was able to smile at him and say happy things
while he was watching me. So at least the last
thing he saw and heard was the most important
thing in his life - me, telling him I loved him.
From: Leah (dfrntdrums@aol.comMURK-OFF)
Subject: Re: It's Over
Date: 2001-07-15 08:11:21 PST
>"MaryBeth" marbeths@home.com wrote:
>
> "Euthanasia is that one last great gift
> you can give your beloved pet. It's when
> you take *their* pain from them and
> make it your own."
This is a very comforting statement. And
so true. Can I plagarize you? :} I've also
been hanging in the alt.support.pet-loss
newsgroup since I lost my eskie, and
there are a lot of people there who would
benefit from hearing this. :}
From: Leah (dfrntdrums@aol.comMURK-OFF)
Subject: Re: It's Over
Date: 2001-07-13 12:25:22 PST
Thank you, everybody, for your kind words.
They really do help.
I really didn't think this would be so hard.
I thought I was ready. I thought I'd feel
relieved that Buck was "safe" from further
suffering.
All I can see is his eyes as he looked into
mine, trusting me, as the vet gave him the
needle.
I don't know if I'd ever have the courage
to do this again. I hope I never have to.
Leah.
=================
> "MaryBeth" <marbeths@NOSPAMcomcast.net>
> wrote in message
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> MB <G>
From: Seeing Spots \(Val\) (Holmes.V@worldnet.att.net)
Subject: Re: Dear Wits End
Date: 2002-06-04 18:19:07 PST
HEY!!!
There is a Valid Valerie with a REAL Dalmatian
who is a real sweet dog with a few issues that I
am working to resolve after adopting her from a
shelter she spent 2 years in.
All I want is to get some decent help for my dog.
There is some decent stuff in Jerry's manual.
My dog has ACTUALLY been responding to
her training. The deal is you have to seperate
your opinions and impressions from the guy
who is writing these posts and take from the
manual what you want.
Personally, I get a pretty good chuckle out of
the whole Jerry thing. I have to say the guy
is pretty clever, you're letting him get under
your skin.
It makes for a very amusing game I think.
I'm sure he would agree, or he wouldn't be playing
everyday. He also wouldn't be playing if he didn't
believe that his method of training weren't valid.
Perhaps I'll learn from my mistakes, but so far,
using the Wits' End, I have gotten my dalmatian
to listen to me, to look to me for direction, to wait
for me to say when.
I have changed her from an aggressive dog to
one who is willing to please her owner, willing
to listen, willing to assume her role in the pack.
The real Valerie M. Holmes speaking
P.s. Jerry, don't get any ideas about morphing
into me, ok?
MaryBeth, QUEEN OF THE RPD* MENTALLY
ILL ALLSTARS MENTAL ILLNESS IN RPD*
Mental illness is a public issue in these newsgroups.
People are always running around calling other people
mentally ill and diagnosing their illnesses. I think it's
only fair that we have an accurate list of who is and
who isn't mentally ill, so that we can avoid any misunderstandings
and promote group harmony.
MaryBeth
MVP (most valuable psycho)
Has contributed greatly to the annual profit
results at several large pharmaceutical corps
has taken virtually every mentally ill (crazy)
drug treatment in the book, and then some:
prozac, zoloft, amitryptiline, Buspar, Xanax,
effexor, paxil, HRT, wellbutrin, tranquilizers,
clomid, has suffered from or been:
suicidal, agoraphobic, tidal waves of
PMS, mood swings, turned into a hermit,
bloated, just real angry, hubby afraid of
her, high blood pressure, divorced,
"raving bitch" "zoloft zombie" for four
years, "living through layers and layers
of gauze," chain smoker, buzzing, weight
gain, fatigue, terrible dry mouth, dull
headaches, fuzzy brain, lack of
concentration..etc.
severe depression, severe insomnia, Panic
ALL the time, crying, not sleeping, you
name it...etc...
MaryBeth (on being seriously f'd in the head
aka mentally ill) aka cuckoo! kuckoo! ding! ding! ding!
aka a superpsychotic bitch from hell
"I know for a fact I went thru years of
being overly sensitive, being a b*tch,
being self centered, being self pitying,
you name it, I was a wreck and I ran over
everyone in my path."
"<G> I do know the power of meds,
especially on a long term basis, and it's
not pretty. You become another person, if
it's not the correct med for you.
--All the best,
MaryBeth
"Yup Diane, I am taking Zoloft, and my
Rheumatologist told me that taking
Ultram with it can cause seizures."
"I have all the symptoms.I am suicidal at
times (cyclical) have severe insomnia,
'crawly' skin etc. I have an appt to see
my doc next Friday to test for
menopause."
--MaryBeth
"I noticed that antidepressants cut
libido into the dead zone and I had no
real emotions, like not laughing at funny
stuff, couldn't cry either.....except about
my suicidal thoughts (but at the time I
thought there was no other way out)."
--MaryBeth
"Hi, new to group, just starting Clomid
today. I talked with RE and pharmacist re:
zoloft 50 mg daily) and ineraction with
Clomid.
They reported none. Not sure about the
prozac tho. Gonna poat a new message to
intorduce myself :)"
--MaryBeth <still feeling like herself>
<G>
"I wasted about 10 years of my life, and
lost many many treasured ppl and things.
Please don't do the same.
(((((((SCOUT))))))))))
--MaryBeth
"Slowly but surely my depression got worse
and worse. They put me on meds for it, and
all along kept telling me to wait on the
TKR, as 'it really wasn't that
bad.....yet". HA!" The depression got so
bad, and lots of other
things happened and my ex and I would up
divorced four years after our move. It was
horrible. The hardest thing I have eve
gone thru"
--MaryBeth
Here's professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI, marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation," dermer:
"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.
First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.
How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.
**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************
When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).
"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.
BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!
That's INSANE. Ain't it.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~ } >
P.S. Contacting Dr. P:
Please note that due to the large number of
requests I receive, I can no longer give free,
personal advice on problems related to dog
training and behavior.
In order for me to give such advice we would
have to "talk" about the problem at length.
That is, I would need detailed information about
the dog, it's environment and routine, the problem,
and the situation in which the problem occurs.
Thus, this type of consultation takes time which
I cannot afford to give away for free.
If you wish such advice, please see the information
I have provided about my K9 Behavioral Consulting
practice. Another alternative to obtaining personal
advice is to participate in e-mail, chat room, &
newsgroup discussions.
P.P.S. BWEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
YOU'RE FRAUDS, drs p. and dermer!
Either DEFEND your LIES, ABUSE And
Degrees or get the heel HOWETA THIS
BUSINESS.
> Mini Adolph Hitler (aka megalomanic) wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Go and practice your wild facism somewhere else.
---------------------------------------------------------------
"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
"(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
few regulars here who are either ill-
tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
--Marshall
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Marshall Dermer" <dermer@csd.uwm.edu>
> To: "The Puppy Wizard"
> <ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net>
> Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM
> Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
>
> Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
>
> I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
> and now must applaud your attempts to save
> animals from painful training procedures.
>
> You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent,
> who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts to
> alert the world to animal abuse.
>
> We are lucky to have you, and more people should
> come to their senses and support your valuable
> work.
>
> Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
> charity to fund your important work?
>
> Have you thought about holding a press conference
> so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
> and significant work?
>
> In closing, my only suggestion is that you
> try to keep your messages short for most
> readers may refuse to read a long message
> even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
>
> I wish you well in your endeavors.
>
> --Marshall Dermer
> Marshall Dermer/Associate Professor/Behavior
> Analysis Specialty/Department of Psychology/
> University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee/Milwaukee,WI 53201
> dermer@uwm.edu http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer
> --------------------------------------
All truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow,"
John Wayne.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
GOT MILK?