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Inductive Vs Deductive Vs The CONstructive Approach To ANAL-ytic Behaviorism - professor SCRUFF SHAKE JERRYIZED

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It's Only Alimentary, Dear Watson - 21 Feb 2005 16:47 GMT
HOWEDY professor SCRUFF SHAKE,

Barking is a SYMPTOM of ANXXXIHOWESNESS. We can
CURE ANXXXIHOWESNESS by PRAISING and REASURING,
not BRIBING and WIHTHHOLDING BRIBES ATTENTION
and AFFECTION <{); ~ )>

You're a FRAUD, professor:

From: Marshall Dermer <der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu>
Date: 1999/01/02
Subject: Re: Stopping neighbor's dog from barking

i...@erols.com wrote:
: The problem is simple and common. We open the door to our
backyard and the
: neighbor's dog come to the fence and starts barking. We
: cannot enjoy our backyard, do gardening (which is close to
: the fence). . . we lost our peace of 14 years since this
: neighbor moved into the neighborhood. We tried to talk to
: the neighbor but she doesn't have a clue that a dog could
: be trained and her behavior changed. We even offered to
: cooperate in the training process to facilitate a solution.
: Please don't tell of a legal solution . . . like sending
: letter, calling authorities etc . . . the consensus is that
: they don't work

 Ask your neighbor if you could offer the dog treats so as to
 reduce the dog's barking. (I will assume here that the dog
 is not barking to return to your neighbor's house.)

 When the dog, in the backyard, doesn't bark for say 5 sec,
 throw it a treat. (You might have to start at a lower time
 interval if the dog is barking more frequently.) Once the
 dog refrains from barking for 5 sec, then raise the
 criterion to 6 sec, and gradually proceed over a period of
 days to increase the amount of time the dog must not bark
 before you offer a treat. This procedure is called
 Differential Reinforcement for Zero responding or Omission
 Training and it is abbreviated by the symbol DRO X sec.

 When you find that the dog will only remain quiet, when you
 are in the back yard, send me another message and I can
 outline Phase II.

 --Marshall

   Better Living Through Positive Reinforcement!

Withholding bribes attention scruff shakin and
crating are PUNISHMENTS, not POSITIVE REINFORCEIMENT
unless you're talkin SCIENTIFICALLY, positively reinforcin
PUNISHMENT:

"I Am Willing To Take Jerry's Theory On
How Dogs Think As A Likely One, Simply
Because The Dog Training Methodology
He Describes (Based On His Suppositions)
Works So Well," Lisa B.

Jerry's Dog Training Manual

From: Marshall Dermer (dermer@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-10 13:34:38 PST

In article <HRI27.3908$187.184000@news-rep.ab.videon.ca> "Jenn"
<dont@try.it> writes:

> Hi Lynn,
>
> I used to have a barking problem with my
> German Shepherd Dog a couple of years ago.
> I tried several things recommended to me by
> different trainers, and nothing was working.
>
> When I read that section of Jerry's Manual,
> I thought the same way you did.
>
> "What???? PRAISE her for barking?" It sounded
> counterproductive, but I had tried everything else
> I'd heard so I thought I'd try it too.
>
> Next time she went nuts at a person walking by
> outside, I told her, "Good job! Good girl! You are
> such a good protector!" And instead of continuing
> the barking, she came to me for a belly rub! She
> will still bark (she's a guard dog, that's her job),
> but after one bark, she knows she's done her job
> to warn me by my praise, and she stops.
> Jenn,

Could you be so kind as to post here the
section from Jerry's manual where he
writes that you should JUST praise the
dog when it barks?????????

 As I recall, I thought he first advocates
distracting the dog from barking, with
keys or the soft sound of pennies in a
can, before praising.

Perhaps you can tutor me regarding
Jerry's system.

Thanks in advance!

--Marshall Dermer

PS: I don't read Jerry's posts but I look
forward to your post.

I'm not Jerry but sure you could use a clicker to
distract a dog but that is not the purpose of a clicker.

You can also use a teaspoon to cut steak but that
is not the purpose of teaspoon!

--Marshall

Hi Marshall,

I'll do my best to answer you... please bear with me, ok?  :-)

Marshall Dermer wrote:

> In article <3B4B013F.914E0E73@hotmail.com>
> 2tails  <waggintales@hotmail.com> writes:
>
> <snip Dave's response>
> > Not to mention, the manual has a lot regarding how
> > dogs think, which can't be explained just by a short
> > description of "what to do."
>
> >  The psychology behind the method is needed so that
> >  the person reading it will be able to figure out
> >  their dogs' problems by themselves.
>
> > Problems, as in "why is my dog doing 'X,'" and figuring
> > out ways to address it, if necessary.
>
> > regards,
> > Lisa
>
>  Dear Lisa,
>  How would you know if Jerry's analysis
>  of "how dog's think" is correct?
>
>  That is, if thinking is some invisible process inside of a
>  dog's head how would we know if Jerry or anyone is correct?

Of course, it isn't necessary at all to know how dogs think,
or even if they *do* think.  I believe that they do, but of
course I can't prove it, and neither can Jerry.

The heart of the matter is, the discussion in the manual
regarding "how dogs think" is part of a wholistic approach
to dog training.

It helps to comprehend the reasoning behind the
methodology.  The methodology works quickly
and easily, therefore lending credence (as far as
I'm concerned) to his theory of how dogs think.

It's the same sort of thing regarding theories of whether
the earth revolves around the sun, or contrariwise.  Is it
possible to send a rocket to the moon, based on the assumption
that the sun revolves around the earth?

The answer is, of course, yes, though it would most likely
be enormously complicated.  The better solution is to begin
with the theory that the earth revolves around the sun.

In other words, the simplest answer or description is the
best, even though it may not be empirically provable.

And so, I am willing to take Jerry's theory on how dogs
think as a likely one, simply because the dog training
methodology he describes (based on his suppositions)
works so well.

I hope this helps you to understand from which perspective
I say the things that I do about Jerry's method and manual.

regards,
Lisa

From: Marshall Dermer (dermer@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 06:49:13 PST

>Paul B wrote:
>> While the concept of shake cans is not new,
>> I haven't read any other advice that says to
>> praise immediately regardless of what the dog
>> does next (the common advice is to praise once
>> the dog is doing a desired behaviour or at least
>> stopped the unwanted behaviour), this is unique
>> to Jerry (and Marilyn) and from my own
>> experiences is an important part of the process.

And how do we know this aspect of his
advice is right?

Jerry is not God and his manual is not the Bible.

His advice could be subject to an empirical analysis.

--Marshall

=================

"Marshall Dermer" <dermer@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu>
wrote in message news:9ihtee$7ib$1@uwm.edu...

From: Paul B (NOSPAMpanders@zfree.co.nz)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 00:13:28 PST

Hello Marshall,

The way I view it from my observation of how
my dogs react is that the distraction interrupts
the dogs thought, not for good or bad, just
interrupts, the dog is therefore distracted for
a second and then will either continue the
behaviour or do something else.

The praise reassures the dog that the sound
distraction is not a threat or punishment,
however if everytime the dog resumes a
particular behaviour it's distracted immediately
(and praised immediately for reassurance) then
it quickly decides this behaviour is not fulfilling
and it ceases.

A dog will offer another behaviour in it's place
and if that is acceptable to us then we let it be
otherwise the distraction continues until a suitable
alternate behaviour is offered.

One example, Sam used to jump up on me
when I arrived home, I would shake can to
distract him right at the moment he was
about to jump up, after about 4 repetitions
he tried sitting and offering me his paw, of
course this was fine so I let it be.

While the concept of shake cans is not new,
I haven't read any other advice that says to
praise immediately regardless of what the
dog does next (the common advice is to
praise once the dog is doing a desired
behaviour or at least stopped the unwanted
behaviour), this is unique to Jerry (and Marilyn)
and from my own experiences is an important
part of the process.

> Thanks Paul! He does recommend praising
> a dog for barking, but he appears to recognize
> that this may not work and so distraction
> is recommended as a back up procedure:

"Dan Moore" <mooreteam@worldnet.att.net

wrote in message
news: fS2Lc.114567$OB3.42357@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net.
..

Tracy,

What worked for me, in just one storm,
was to praise the dog after each clap
of thunder, telling him he's a Good Dog!

This is an almost 13 year old Doberman, BTW.

The next time it thundered, he did not even react at
all--you could not tell it was the same dog as before.

There was more thunder just the other day, and same
thing, nada, nothing, zilch, no cowering, whimpering,
trying to hide at all, it was that simple.

I got this idea from Jerry Howe, who might seem
to be a "wild and crazy" character, but his non-
abusive way of handling dogs WORKS.

Wonderfully.

Praise.

It's that simple.

Juanita

"Estel J. Hines" <ejhines@comcast.net wrote in message
news: w86dna9lBfNZgbTdRVn-hA@comcast.com...

Until i read the Jerry method of Bark reductioon,
it went something like this with our 11 month old
puppy "Yoshi"

Yoshi: Bark, bark,

us: HUSH Youshi

Yoshi Bark, bark......................

us: Hush Youshi

Yoshi BARK, BARK, BARK, ................................. i
it stopped when Yoshi got tired barking

We decided to try the Jerry method

Yoshi: BARK, BARK

US: GOOD Yoshi, Good Boy, who is it?

Yoshi Bark, Bark
US: It's ok, good boy Yoshi, We know them

Yosh without fail, now stops after we say that

I must say, it is so much more fun, when we
can praise him, to deal with things like this

Thanks Jerry

ps: We are just starting to go thru the Jerry
Papers, and learn how to live with our son
"Yoshi", whom we love very much.
--
Best Regards,

Estel J. Hines

==============

HOWEDY Brandy,

"Brandy Kurtz" <KraftyKurtzs@wmconnect.com wrote in message
news: 2f66e35d.0407302331.1f18b8c6@posting.google.com...
KraftyKurtzs@wmconnect.com (Brandy Kurtz) wrote in message
news:<2f66e35d.0407262049.7b3a7b51@posting.google.com...

Hello everyone! We have a 2 1/2 year old male

Well I just printed out the Amazing Puppy Wizard info,
so I haven't actually started to train yet.

Today a salesman knocked on the door, and Pokey
was going balisstic. I calmly go to the window to see
who it is, and off-handly say Good Boy, It's a stranger,
Good Boy. Pokey shut right up, gave me a quizical
look, and came and sat beside my feet! OMG, I could
not believe it!

I was totally floored, as this has been his
behavior since a pup. Just wanted to update,
and Pokey and I are hitting the sack...;)

Well THAT IS encouraging, AIN'T IT.

Brandy

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.

Date: 5/22/03 11:24:35 PM Eastern
Daylight Time
From: p@cfl.rr.com
To: Witsenddog@aol.com

Well, let me tell you, your Wits' End
Dog Training Method works.

My dog, Dasie, Loves to chase chameleons
around the barbecue on the patio. I
used this system on four different occasions.

When she went out today, she looked
everywhere else but the barbecue.
Amazing, just amazing.

I will write to Amanda about the video.

I am really excited to learn more, and
understand. Maybe just a little reassurance
that I am going about it the right way.

Thanks again
Paul

From: Chris Williams (k9apple@webtv.net)
Subject: Re: Thank you Jerry Howe
Date: 2002-03-26 08:16:19 PST

Engrossing account, Anthony. Our best to Angel
and your family.

A friend, who socializes the kittens I've taken
from a feral cat colony, is using the DDR.

She reports far fewer panic problems than
she's had before.

============================

Chris Williams writes:

"The FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
I do find valuable. Much of it I recognize as what
I've always done without thinking of it as "training".
New stuff, I've used. His anchoring technique erased
the last of Mac's fireworks trauma,"

====================

----- Original Message -----
From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already
know that. Keep up the good work!

Hoku

==================

Dave Cohen <cohen1@total.net writes:
Re: Barking Deterrants Needed...

Hi. Please understand that I do not know Jerry
and have spoken with him briefly once by email.

I have no stake or interest in the success of his
business. I simply want to thank him publicly for
one of his tips, with regards to separation anxiety.

I thought it seemed far fetched to praise a stuffed
animal and then say good bye to my own dog, but
I am usually a very open minded person, so I tried it.

Well, lo and behold- the damn trick worked!

I think Jerry has some intriguing techniques, and
personally I think everyone who constantly criticizes
him is not understanding his logic.

Thank you Jerry!

=====================

"Greg M. Silverman"
<gmsNOSPAM@no.umn.edu<mailto: gmsNOSPAM@no.umn.edu
wrote in message

Hey, Mr. Wizard, or Alchemist or whatever
your alias of the day is,

I have to say that our dog heels much better than
she did. This is after reading and implementing the
bit in your "Wits End" treatise. And she's a royal
nutter (but then again, aren't they all?).

Cheers! Greg

----- Original Message -----

From: <n To: "Jerry Howe"
Sent: Saturday, December 28, 2002 5:21 PM
Subject: Re: Damned Family Leadership Exercise -
Re: Am I expecting to much

Hi Jerry,

When I talked to you on the phone to order to machine
for daughter's new pup, I told you that I had an older
Chessie. I rescued him at 9 years old and have had him
for 3 years.

It's funny, but I thought I'd try some of your book training
with him.

Where I used to say "come" and then say "good boy"
when he obeyed, I have reversed it with a "good boy" first.
It really does work. He was very confused at first,
wondering what he had done to get the praise.
But it really gets the attention and distracts him from
whatever he may have going through his brain when
he hears it.

Dogs are funny, but people are too. Can't wait to get
the Doggy do Right, etc.

Thanks, N

------------------------------------

"Ned" <komodo71@rogers.com wrote in message
news: fQIg9.25850$561.25365@news02.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...

Hi !
Our black lab girl is 3 months old (she will be 4 months
on the 30th).

When we first brought her home she had a bad habit
of trying to nip our faces (including my 3 year old twins)
during playtime. It drove everyone in the house nuts
and it brought my little girls to tears as you can imagine.

We tried saying no, and that would just get her even
more excited, so we would yell no and that would just
get her "scared" but still excited. In short it just wasn't
working.

So we finally did what Jerry has suggested to you.
We used a sound do distract her and we would
immediately praise her.

I have to say that it worked great. BUT she then
moved on to nipping at the feet LOL silly little thing.

So again, we tried no, and then louder no, but again
it didn't work so we went for the distraction and praise.
I must say that she is doing great!

I hope that helps.
Edyta aka Ned

===================

Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 9:06 AM

Hello.

I never posted here (or anywhere) before.
I never trained or owned a dog before this
year.

I downloaded the Wit's End, read it, corresponded
with Mr. Howe and trained my dog to come and to
stop barking in a weekend.

Our dog, Jake, had been treated with kindness the
whole time we had him, about 10 months, but his
earlier life is unknown.

I worked on the hot-cold exercise for about 30
minutes when he suddenly "got it". After that
he came to me every time with no hesitation.

I used the cans filled with pennies to teach him
not to bark. If he now starts to bark, I go to the
door or window, say "Good Boy, its' alright" and
he usually calms down right away.

A couple of times I had to get the cans
out again to reinforce the behavior.

We feel a strong bond with this animal
and he is very eager to accept our love.

So with all the vitriolic spewing going on,
I have to believe Mr. Howe is right.

His method worked for us.

I don't know if it would have been quite
as effective if we had tried another method first.

Florence
------------------------------------

----- Original Message -----
From: "nicole" <To: "Jerald D. Howe">
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 10:46 AM
Subject: Off to a good start!

Hi Jerald, Just wanted to tell you we read
your manual and have started working with
the dogs...

"Chloe" (the one we adopted--a. k. a.
"The Destroyer") has already shown
great improvement! (In Just 1 DAY!)

She responds even better than our other
(better-behaved) dog "Poe".

We tried out the surrogate toy technique, and
not a thing was touched when we got back!

We were both surprised because Chloe isn't
that interested in toys and was still very uptight
about us reaching for the door... anyway, it
seemed to work.

We both work all day today so we'll see
how that goes... Regardless, we will be
cool as cukes when we get home! ;)

I'm just so thankful we might have a chance
to get through to her! We're very excited about
her progress thus far...

Thank You!

Nicole, Michael, Poe and especially Chloe!

__________________________________

----- Original Message -----
> There really is NOTHING new about
> the advice above!

Nuthin EXXXCEPT HOWE IT'S DONE, professor.

LIKE THIS:

From: "Jeff & Di"
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
Sent: Saturday, June 05, 2004 8:08 AM
Subject: Re: help, with the At Wits End training manual

HOWEDY Diana,

> Hi Jerry,
>
> Thanks very much for the prompt reply.
> I'm just writing to let you know that I've
> had some wonderful progress with Molly.

Of curse!

> I took her up to the school in the car when
> I was picking up my daughter. My husband
> went to get our daughter while I stayed in
> the car with Molly. It was a quick trip so I
> wasn't expecting any car sickness, but I
> thought it would be a great opportunity to
> work on her fear of people approaching the
> car.
>
> When we pulled up, there were already a lot
> of people and kids milling around, and as I
> haven't explained the AWETM to my husband
> of course he was yelling at Molly to shut up
> and sit down.

That'll increase anxiHOWESNESS.

> As you can imagine this didn't help.
>
> Once he was gone I simply told Molly she
> was good, she growled a few times at people
> and I said "thanks Molly I see them too, they're
> ok" then I asked her to find her ball which was
> in the back.

I wouldn't recommend offering a physical
distraction for two reasons. 1) she's likely
to become dependent on putting something
in her MHOWETH when she's stressed and
2) it may disavail you of successive training
opportunities necessary to extinguish the behavior.

> She loves her ball so was keen to do that and
> didn't notice what was by now a big crowd of
> parents and kids passing the car.

See, we really do want her to notice, so
we can briefly and variably distract and
praise to extinguish the behavior.

> I kept up with the "good girl" and "where's
> your ball" soon she was sitting watching
> the people walk past and offering them
> her ball to throw, not that they noticed her.

Well, it worked well for you this time. Don't
use the ball again the next time, just follow
the praise techniques.

> But it was lovely to see her so relaxed.

INDEEDY. That's the bottom line for successful
nearly instant training. That's why bribing and
withholding bribes fails, cause anxiety increases
as we withhold the reward to elicit the behavior.

> Just to add, I was sitting in the front and she
> was in the back of the wagon, so this was all
> verbal praise and distraction with no touching
> or patting.

Right. Physical contact distracts the dog from
thinking and processing the information.

> Jerry it is so hard not to yell at the dog when
> you are frustrated and want it to behave immediately,

Yeah. It only takes a few minutes to appupriately
extinguish any behavior, but you've got to know HOWE.

> but as you have said it really gets you
> nowhere in the long run.

"Reinforcement NEVER ends."

That's HOWE COME when we train dogs using
non physical methods the behavior is not dependent
on HOWER ability to reinforce manage supervise
bribe and avoid... IOW, we've HOWEtwitted the
cunning of the domestic puppy dog by tempting
the dog to do the undesirable behavior and distracting
and praising before the thought is fulfilled till
it's no longer thought of as a useful behavior.

> I would never of had these great results
> with Molly without your help, as we really
> were stuck in the "yelling at the dog" rut.

Just wait till you apply my methods to your kids.
My methods have rehabilitated severe hyperactive
kids as fast and permanent as the dogs I've heelped.

> I have to work on getting my husband to read
> your manual now, by the way an At Wits End
> Husband Training Manual would be helpful too,
> haha.

Not a chance in heel.  If Mrs. Puppy Wizard
discovered it I'd be wearin an apron and workin
insetead of settin right here, stark ravin nekkid,
wearin nuthin but these gawd awful paper slippers.

> Thankyou so much for providing this info for free.

My pleasure. Consider it my vindictive nature...

>  I was looking at dog training books in the shops
> today and they are so expensive !! (around $30
> to $40 in Australia)  Not that I need them now, but
> I like to browse the dog and pet sections from
> time to time.

Makes The Amazing Puppy Wizard grind HIS teeth...

> You might like think about publishing a book
> one day, I think it would be received very well
> by the general public and reach those without
> internet access.

I probably should do sumpthin. The dog lovers
on the news groups ain't interested in training
their dogs, they seem to enjoy discussing behavior
problems and the training tools they used to cause
them.

> I was going to copy my last letter onto the news
> groups but see that you have already done so.

Yeah, but a lot of folks don't like to read my posts
cause HOWER dog lovers like to tell foks they're
forgeries.

> Feel free to quote this letter too if it helps.

Thank you, but I really wish you'll repost them
cause it'll be more believable coming from you.

These folks think it should take weeks and
months to rehabiliatate behavior problems.
They think they're successful if they've
rehabilitated an aggresson problem after a
year or longer working at it.

> It's unfortunate that the newsgroups are cluttered
> with rubbish, as It would be nice to discuss dogs
>from time to time with other dog lovers.

That ain't gonna happen cause decent folks
don't post there. Every WON is interested
in saving dogs lives by hurting them as a last
resort when forcing avoiding and bribing didn't work.

> cheers,

LikeWIZE.

> Dianna

Yours, Jerry.

----- Original Message -----
From: "LEE " <>
To: <ThePuppyWizard@EarthLink.Net>
Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 6:11 AM
Subject: Wits end training in England

HOWEDY Lee,

> Hi,
> I have stumbled across your training method on the internet

EXCELLENT!

Nuthin happens by accident or coincidence.

> and I am pleased to say, one part of it has worked
> already after only 3 days of training.

Wonderful! Please follow the method entirely and
PRECISELY.  It NEVER FAILS, but it's very unforgiving
of mistakes and doesn't play well with other methods.

> I own two boxers, one of which is a rescue dog who
>  sufferred from 'seperation anxiety'

SA usually takes no more than WON day or two, to break.

> and would constantly chew his bedding in his crate
> when in the house alone.  After only 2 sessions of
> praising his favourite nylon bone and leaving it in
> front of the crate before leaving, the behaviour is gone!
> Lee.

HOWETSTANDING!

From: Mike (m.biddisc@ns.sympatico.ca)
Subject: Re: Info. on the puppy wizard?
Date: 2004-07-15 12:28:54 PST

Alan,

The puppy wizard calls it as he sees it.

He isn't PC and that pisses people off.

The fact is that I have used his FREE
methods and they DO in fact work.

What a crock of sh.t relating his methods
to a science experiment.

Yes, the man is a cross posting menace
and has proly smoked too many batts in
his day but he has the canine species best
interest at heart and doesn't profit from his
point of view.

He is a selfless advocate for dogs and
that's enough for me to respect the man
no matter how controversial he gets.

Oh, and did I mention his methods work, ya nuff said.

Mike

From: Mike (m.biddisc@ns.sympatico.ca)
Subject: Re: Info. on the puppy wizard?
Date: 2004-07-18 14:27:02 PST

> > Oh, and did I mention his methods work, ya nuff said.
> >
> > Mike
>
> Ok Mike which part worked for you?

It helped clear problems from my dogs in the
field using the can penny distraction technique.
Works  like a charm. My dogs get distracted easy
from their jobs ie, retrieving or training to find lost
people, oh did I mention that I am a Search and
Rescue Team Leader.

Sorry that slipped my mind.

I have read volumes of training books and don't
know where people get that Jerry copied others
work as I have NEVER come across his methods
before. I would like to see proof.

Just like Jerry outlined I eliminated problems one
at at time as they arose. I used to try and train to
the way I wanted them but this is backward, you
train out the problems leaving what you want left
over.

Funny part is the second dog who had the same
problems as the other didn't need correcting for
some of his habits after I cleared it from the first
dog. Seemed he learned through osmosis.

Nice side benefit there.

It nearly came to giving them up to a 3rd party
trainer as they were not performing well. The
VAST majority of working dog trainers are
agressive in their actions with the dogs.

I tried it and it didn't work and guess what?
I was at my "Whits End" then someone I
knew turned me onto Jerry and the rest is history.

I referred friends and families to Jerry's manual
and all have had great results. Starting puppies
out on the distraction technique is especially
good because they never develop the habit.

I had my sisters dog healing, sitting and down
stay reliably at 8-9 weeks.

The first night home following Jerrys advice
we ditched the crate and put the pup on the
floor beside the bed and after 2 whimpers
NOT A SOUND OUT OF THAT DOG FOR
6 HRS! first night, that has never happened
in all my days.

Sorry, the man understands dogs its that simple.

Mike

  >> > "James Roberts" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
  >> > news:3C637444.20DD6735@privacy.net...
  >> > > I have downloaded and have read Jerry's Wit's End
  >> > > document.
  >
  >> > > Ignoring what you think of his participation, what
  >> > > is your assessment of the merits of his techniques?

  >> Paul B <panders@zfree.co.nz> wrote in message
news:3c638e36@clear.net.nz...

  >> > Hello James,
  >> > I have used his recommended techniques and
  >> > ideas with great success, and over the period
  >> > I've used these methods the more I've become
  >> > to understand and appreciate how his methods
  >> > work and how effective they can be if carried out
  >> > correctly.
  >
  >> > His manual isn't conventional and as such gets
  >> > critisized and misunderstood. The basic concept
  >> > is to allow the dog to choose whatever behaviour
  >> > it wants for any situation but to distract (and
  >> > immediately praise ) it from behaviours we deem
  >> > undesirable, because of the correctly timed
  >> > distractions repeated usually about 4 times (in
  >> > each location) the dog decides of it own accord
  >> > that this behaviour is undesriable and therefore
  >> > pursues something else, if that behaviour is also
  >> > inappropriate to us then we carry on distracting,
  >> > very soon the dog finds a behaviour that is mutually
  >> > acceptable. The benefits of this type of approach
  >> > are numerous, firstly we aren't challenging the dog
  >> > so there is no conflict so the dog does't develop any
  >> > possible negativity to us, the dog decides of it own
  >> > free will that a behaviour is unsatisfying so chooses
  >> > to cease it (in other words even if we are gone the
  >> > dog won't have any desire to pursue that behaviour
  >> > i.e. bin raiding etc).
  >
  >> > I would recommend his manual.
  >> > Paul

"If I Knew It Would Be That Easy, I Would Have
Done This A Long Time Ago Saving Myself 5 Years
Of Dealing With A Bouncy, Over Excited Dog!" Jenn.

Hello Jenn,

"brijen" <brijen@vennercnospams.com> wrote in message
news:397cfaa3_1@news.oanet.com...
> Hello Jerry,
> I just wanted to let you know that I am
> trying this right now.

Good.

> I am the woman who wrote to you a while
> ago about trying to walk my dog without the
> pinch collar.

I recall.

> She also goes APE when I grab the leash.
> We have been doing this technique you
> recommend for about a half an hour now
>  and the results are already fantastic, as
> well as amusing!

Yeah, dog training should always be more
fun than work.

> At first, we went out and I stood there,
> and Anya kept trying to head out to the
> sidewalk. When I didn't follow, she came
> and sat beside me at heel! (Thanks to
> your help!) She'd NEVER done that before.

It's the same principle as in the Hot And
Cold Exercise.

> I rewarded that with a few steps of a walk,
> but we came in after about 30 seconds. She
> stopped and looked at me as if she were
> thinking, "What? But we just got out here!"
> The second and third times, she was even
> MORE eager when she saw the leash, and
> I got the same look when I turned around
> to  go back in. The fourth time, she just
> bounced a bit as she walked to the door
> with me, and sat nicely to wait until I hooked
> up the leash, and this last time, I HAD
> TO CALL  HER TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

Fine. That's because dogs learn on the basis of
four repetitions. That's not to say they can't learn
some things faster, but for breaking habits, it
usually happens the fourth time we repeat a lesson.

Then we need to repeat the lesson at three more
locations our time in each to generalize the idea.
Let's say your dog gets excited when you take her
lead and go to the front door. She would probably
do the same at the back door, but to not such a degree.

Likewise for any other door.

It would behoove you to repeat the exercise with
several other doors and it would be easiest to
start with a door that had less excitement involved
with it.

> If I knew it would be that easy, I would have
> done this a long time ago saving myself 5
> years of dealing with a bouncy, over excited dog!

The non force methods work fast and easy
because we are not challenging the dog or
calling our attention to their behavior problems.

> I have to tell you how the walk is going though.
> I have a lot of problems there, but it is all ME.
> I have been so conditioned to "correct" her,
> that I still find myself yanking on her collar.

Yes, those habits are hard to break. It's easier for
me to train a person who has no experience at all
because they have no bad habits of pulling and
forcing control.

> I feel so awful! We have only been working
> in the yard without distractions, because I
> honestly don't know what will happen if she
> sees another dog and I won't have the pinch
> collar to keep her from dragging me over for
> a fight.

You know that working the dog in the back
yard is not preferable, because that causes
them some anxiety because it's their free area.
But with your dog and with the difficulty he is
to handle, I don't see any reason you shouldn't
do the Family Leadership Exercise and the come
command several times out there, and then you'll
have the control to do it in a more neutral area.

> The upside is, when I take the leash off it's
> hook and don't take the pinch collar, her
> excitement to go for a walk is NO LONGER
> combined with the intense fear I used to see
> in her eyes at the sight of the pinch!

Our group likes to think that is EXCITEMENT and
eagerness to work. It is sheer terror. The pinch
collar works by overriding the opposition reflex
through fear and that cause tremendous stress
and anxiety that must be released through anxiety
relief mechanisms like barking, digging, whining,
chewing, self mutilation and aggression.

> That does it for me. I can't believe I instilled
> fear in my beautiful dog just for the  sake that
> I didn't know how to train. Well, I still don't
> know how, but I'm learning!

That's where I was three dozen years ago. I was
ready to just quit. I wasn't going to sour any more
dogs to make them work.

> Thanks for your help. Please send more
> suggestions if you saw something I could
> be doing differently!
>
> Jenn & Anya

I was thinking about your difficulties with
your dog. Just getting the Hot And Cold
Exercise and the Family Leadership Exercise
and the come command installed will solve
most of your difficulty with him.

I presume you've got msn messenger. We
can speak over that if you are set up for it,
and I can demonstrate the timing and tone
and tempo for using sound distractions
and praise, or we could speak on the phone.

The most important thing to remember is to
pick up and handle the lead in a relaxed manner,
no white knuckles, keep your elbow relaxed and
your arm down at your side with the length of the
lead breaking just below the knee.

Let me know if you need further help.

Jerry.

The Puppy Wizard sez:

                You GET The Critter You TRAINED

                           A DOG Is A Dog;
                        As A KAT Is A KAT;
                     As A BIRDY Is A BIRDY;
                    As A CHILD IS A CHILD;
              As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES.

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

                    ALL Critters Only Respond In
         PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
                  INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways;
 To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
                    Which We Create For Them.

      Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
           We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
                 And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

          In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
                         FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
                        SAME SAME SAME SAME,
           For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

                           http://tinyurl.com/2v9oh

Here's professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI, marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation," dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy,  "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

That's INSANE. Ain't it.

       The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~  }   >

P.S.  Contacting Dr. P:

Please note that due to the large number of
requests I receive, I can no longer give free,
personal advice on problems related to dog
training and behavior.

In order for me to give such advice we would
have to "talk" about the problem at length.

That is, I would need detailed information about
the dog, it's environment and routine, the problem,
and the situation in which the problem occurs.

Thus, this type of consultation takes time which
I cannot afford to give away for free.

If you wish such advice, please see the information
I have provided about my K9 Behavioral Consulting
practice. Another alternative to obtaining personal
advice is to participate in e-mail, chat room, &
newsgroup discussions.

P.P.S. BWEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

               YOU'RE FRAUDS, drs p. and dermer!

             Either DEFEND your LIES, ABUSE And
             Degrees or get the heel HOWETA THIS
                                BUSINESS.

       "If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
                      and you will know each other.
        If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
               and what you do not know you will fear.

                      What one fears, one destroys."
                             Chief Dan George

             "If you've got them by the balls their hearts
                             and minds will follow,"
                                   John Wayne.

              The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~  }   >

                "(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
                 few regulars here who are either ill-
                 tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
                 --Marshall

> ----- Original Message -----
       > From: "Marshall Dermer" <dermer@csd.uwm.edu>
       > To: "The Puppy Wizard"
       > <ThePuppyWizard@earthlink.net> Sent: Friday, July
       > 23, 2004 2:53 PM Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
       >
       >
       > Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
       >
       > I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
       > and now must applaud your attempts to save
       > animals from painful training procedures.
       >
       > You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent,
       > who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts to
       > alert the world to animal abuse.
       >
       > We are lucky to have you, and more people should
       > come to their senses and support your valuable
       > work.
       >
       > Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
       > charity to fund your important work?
       >
       > Have you thought about holding a press conference
       > so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
       > and significant work?
       >
       > In closing, my only suggestion is that you
       > try to keep your messages short for most
       > readers may refuse to read a long message
       > even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
       >
       > I wish you well in your endeavors.
       >
       > --Marshall Dermer
       > --Marshall Dermer
       > Marshall Dermer/Associate Professor/
       > Behavior Analysis Specialty/Department
       > of Psychology/University of Wisconsin-
       > Milwaukee/Milwaukee,WI 53201

       > dermer@uwm.edu http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer
         --------------------------------------

            All truth passes through three stages.
                         First, it is ridiculed.
                Second, it is violently opposed.
          Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
                      -Arthur Schopenhauer

            "Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
                 even tho it's a hopeless task,
                      in this system of things.
                 As long as man is ruling man,
            there will be animals (and humans!)
                     abused and neglected. :-(
                       Your student," Juanita.

         "If you've got them by the balls their hearts
                        and minds will follow,"
                              John Wayne.

              The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~  )  >

                               GOT MILK?
WardManager@Animail.Net - 21 Feb 2005 20:08 GMT
Leah        Effexor for chronic depression, in denial
               about being mentally ill. Has taken
               several other mentally ill medications
               before settling on effexor for her chronic
               mental problems. Recenly changed to
               another ANTI PSYCHOTIC prescription.

"I don't think Jerry intentionally lies.  I think he twists
things around in his own mind until he actually believes
what he's saying."

Jerry is the only poster here who gives dangerous
advice. Google for spike and squirt.  And let's not
forget the times he's told posters whose dogs have
medical problems that his halfwits-end program could
cure them.

PetsMart Pet Trainer
My Kids, My Students, My Life

"Dream Puppies" poem?

Howedy Token Lady,

> Is this it?

Could be...

> I See, I Hear, I Feel..

Yup. leah don't see no moore pee on the floor,
she don't hear no moore coughing, and she
don't feel bad about that at all, cause she don't
have to walk Buck every two hours no moore.

> I see you out there scampering about,

Yeah, not gonna pee on her floor no moore.

> I hear your bark as you chase birds and shout.

And no moore hacking and coughing every two
hours cause he's getting a salt laden diet...

> I see the mess you made at your bowl,

Yeah, no moore of that either.

> You  never had manners at the table, I know.

leah had one too many dogs.

> I see the hair you left on my chair.

Now if only she could get Madigan to stay off the furniture.

> I hear your growl to strangers, beware!

Heel with strangers, she growls at her "master"
and bites her on the nose.

> I see you begging for what's on my plate,

And she'll share her pizza and fries because
that makes her feel NICE.

> You begging to go out, "Please, Mom, I can't wait!"

Of course that's why Buck had to die.

> I see all the tricks you used to display
> When saying, "come on Mom, its time to play!"

No moore.

> I see you lying asleep at my feet,
> I hear you snore in comfortable sleep.

That too. The snoring was bothering her too.
At ten they do tend to saw some logs...

> I feel your coat so soft to the touch,
> The warmth of your body as you snuggle up.

Well, why did she killed him? He was INCONVIENIENT.

> I feel your kiss so gentle and sweet,
> The love you conveyed when our eyes would meet.
> I open my eyes and reality is there,
> You're no longer here for these things to share.

Well, she's got two other dogs...

> I feel the loneliness and pain in my heart

Buck didn't HAVE no pain. Buck WAS a pain.

> As I think of you here alone in the dark.

Life's nicer now that she can get her beauty sleep.

> I won't let you go, you're here inside of me

No, she held him till he was cold...

> A memory you gave to see when I please.

But don't wake her up or you die.

> I feel the tears flow, I'm not ashamed to cry

As long as nobody figgers out why...

> For there in the ground is where my heart lies.

Cause a pee and a cough when you
wake the boss up means you die.

> Kathy Henderson
> 3 - 1999
> --
> Kathy, and Trixie the Fuzzy Mutt and Mike "The Mouth" Labrad

You're a MENTAL CASE:

Leah        Effexor for chronic depression, in denial
               about being mentally ill. Has taken
               several other mentally ill medications
               before settling on effexor for her chronic
               mental problems. Recenly changed to
               another ANTI PSYCHOTIC prescription.

"I don't think Jerry intentionally lies.  I think he twists
things around in his own mind until he actually believes
what he's saying."

Jerry is the only poster here who gives dangerous
advice. Google for spike and squirt.  And let's not
forget the times he's told posters whose dogs have
medical problems that his halfwits-end program could
cure them.

PetsMart Pet Trainer
My Kids, My Students, My Life

"It was kind of funny, in an absurd way.  The rabbit
was completely still, eyes open and glazed, dried
blood in his ears and mouth, with his back legs
stiffening quickly.

It was her pet rabbit, not a wild bunny, so
that made it much harder for her.

And he was killed by bichons.

Her dogs had torn it apart.  My one student who had
shown up (another weird thing about the night) and I
had to continuously check for heart and bowel sounds
for her, until she could accept that the rabbit was dead.

(The rigor mortis in his back legs she attributed to "pain")­­.

Full moon.

Canine Action Dog Trainer
http://www.canineaction.com

>  Then she mentioned the names of her dogs,
>  and I immediately remembered them.

YOUR STUDENT, leah. Like that RECENT GRADUATE
STUDENT Rottie who'd been in your SOCIALIZATION
classes since IT was ten weeks old who RECENTLY
MURDERED a little innocent DEAD DOG at the park.

> I will always remember the dogs.

Yeah. You and ed w of PET LOSS dot COIN.

You hurt intimidate and murder critters, leah.

"She bit me on the nose.  That was a true bite.
Not unprovoked, but still a bite. The snarling
and barking was vicious - the bite was a quick
snap, and the cuts weren't deep."

"Once I was holding her bone for her while she
chewed it (something she loves). She mistakenly
put a tooth in my finger instead of the bone."

"The other time was something I reported here
because I thought it was funny.  I was sitting on
the floor with my supposedly agile, coordinated
BC dancing around me, mouth hanging open
with tongue flopping goofily.  She tripped over
my legs and fell tooth-first into my forehead."

"Oh, okay.  One more, I guess.  When I had only
had her a few days, and she hadn't yet learned
not to nip during play, she jumped up and grabbed
my t-shirt, pinching some skin.  It hurt but, again,
there was no blood."

Subject: MAJOR Problem with Madigan:

"And something happened yesterday that I'm not
even ready to talk about.  I'm too shocked, overwhelmed,
discouraged, upset... and it's 100% my fault because,
in retrospect, I see how I actually *trained* her to do it. ­­
Sigh.

Oh, okay.  I said it out loud (or rather, wrote it out loud ­­:},
so I might as well go on... (just changed the subject line,
too, because I fear this will turn into a rather volatile th­­read
on its own)...

She bit me.

Not nipped me.  Bit me.  Drew blood.  A lot of it.

Left three holes in my nose.

I have never been bitten by a dog before.
Least of all my own puppy.

In fact, I denied it at first.  "She didn't bite me,"
I told my husband.  "She was just clumsy and
hit me in the nose with her teeth."

"She bit you," he told me.  "You have tooth marks."

"I don't know what to do.  I somehow took a gentle,
non-violent dog and trained her to bite.  Not only that,
but to bite ME in the FACE!  How do I address that now?"

"I've had dogs all my adult life, and thought I knew a
lot about them.  It's only been since I got Madigan in
January and began training classes, reading books,
and hanging out *here* that I realized how LITTLE I
knew about training them.  I made so many mistakes,
especially on my heart dog - my eskie - because he
was the only dog I had who had behavior problems.

He was yelled at, slapped, made to smell his messes
(at least I didn't push his nose IN them) and isolated
for long "time outs."  I only wish I had it to do over again­­."

> I kept teasing her in a way that made her
> act out, then got right in her face.

Whatever. It was JUST WON TIME.

> Stupid, stupid human.

Naaah. THAT ain't what makes you HOWET
to BE STUPID, leah. What makes you STUPID
is to think you know anything abHOWET trainin
dogs.

> Canine Action Dog Trainer
> http://www.canineaction.com

You MURDERED your own DEAD DOG Buck on
accHOWENT of you was TOO LAZY or TOO
MENTALLY ILL to WALK him:

>  My Life:

Leah        Effexor for chronic depression, in denial
about being mentally ill. Has taken
several other mentally ill medications
before settling on effexor for her
chronic mental problems.

Here's you, arbitrarily MURDERIN your own
DEAD DOG Buck on accHOWENT of you
was TOO LAZY or TOO MENTALLY ILL to
WALK him on those cold central FL nites,
and followin THAT is your RECENT GRADUATE
STUDENT Rottie who RECENTLY MURDERED
a innocent little DEAD DOG in the park, thanks
to your PAW PATROL and SOCIALIZATION
and OBEDIENCE classes since he was ten
weeks old:

Really Bad Day
Date: 2004-03-21 17:34:07 PST

HOWEDY leah,

"Leah" <dfrntdr...@aol.comMURK-OFF> wrote in messagE
news:20040321194728.23546.00000101@mb-m15.aol.com...

> The mom of a graduate student

BWEEEEEHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

You're no dog trainer, you're a FRAUD.

> interrupted my class,

Class??? You don't have trainin classes you
teach people to throw treats to dogs for mindless
unthinking behaviors and tell folks to jerk and
choke and shock dogs when bribing and avoiding
behaviors doesn't work an then you try to get HOWET
callin THAT, trainin.

>  in a state of shock,

AnyWON who'd trust you to train them to handle
their dog was in a state of shock or takin anti psychotic
meds before they started.

>  to tell me that her rottie had killed a little
>  dog at a dog park today.

Tough break. R.I.P., dog.

> She wanted to know if she had to put him to sleep.

That's typical of a dog abusing coward, ain't it.

> Mack is the quintessential dog-park dog.

You mean he likes to PLAY.

> I've seen him play, with all sizes of dogs.

Yeah. A dog is a dog.

>   He's gentle, friendly, non-dominant, non-aggressive,
> and has been going to the park weekly since he was
> a puppy.

And he's been jerked and choked and scolded
and punished and bribed since you began messin
with him.

> I was in too much of a state of shock myself

You mean, you was NORMAL.

> to get details (like which park and what exactly happened)­­,

Yeah. That'll be REAL important for trHOWEbleshootin
this behavior problem. Won't it, leah.

>  but she said he chased him,

And MOM couldn't call him off cause IT won't
come when called nor will IT do anything else
unless MOM is danglin a cookie in front of him.

> picked him up and shook him,

Typical Rottie behavior, ain't it.

> then grabbed his brother.

SHOWENDS like he was just HAVIN FUN,
like when you jerk and choked him to train him.

>  The other one survived.

Got LUCKY, eh leah?

> Man.  I tell my students in every class that dogs
> are not little people in fur suits.

But that's just the begining. Then you teach them
to HURT and INTIMIDATE their dogs when they
can't BRIBE and AVOID their behavior problems.

>  They are animals.

They're able to HOWEtwit you and your ilk, leah.

> They have no morals,

Perhaps that's just allelomimetic behavior?

> and don't know right from wrong

AMAZING?  Chalk THAT up to allelomimetic
behavior, for SHORE.

> - only safe from not safe.

RIGHT. That's HOWE COME dogs ATTACK,
cause they're AFRAID of SUMPTHIN.

>  But then prey drive

You mean, when the dinner bell rings? Prey
drive ain't got NUTHIN to do with FEAR. Dogs
chase PREY to EAT, not have FUN. Dogs chase
THINGS on accHOWENT of the visual oral reflex,
not PREY drive. Unless they're chasin a bunny
their PREY is in their food dish.

> rears its ugly head and really
> shoves the message home.

The MESSAGE is, you've HURT the dog to
force control over IT and THAT'S HOWE
COME IT was AFRAID and ATTACKED,
not on accHOWENT of some IDIOCY
abHOWET PREY drive.

> Because I'd bet that's what happened.

You're a MENTAL CASE a LIAR and a dog abuser.

>   This little white fuzzy guy whizzed by
> Mack, and his prey drive kicked in.

No. He was afraid he was gonna GET HURT
for CHASIN IT, so he ATTACKED and MURDERED
IT on accHOWENT of he knew he'd GET HURT
for CHASIN IT.

> Plain and simple.

Plain an simple indeed.

>  Not a bad dog,

Right. Dogs can't know from BAD behavior.
Dogs only respond in PREDICTABLE NORMAL
NATURAL INNATE INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE
ways to situations and circumstances of their
environments which we create for them.

> not a dangerous dog.

Not till NHOWE.

EVERY DOG IS DANGERHOWES.

>  Just a dog.  *Any* dog.

Is a dog and is dangerHOWES. THAT'S HOWE
COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard doesn't HURT
and INTIMIDATE and BRIBE them an try to get
HOWET callin THAT, trainin.

> I'm beginning to think that dog parks should
> be divided by size.

BWEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

>  Even in my class, if I have two puppies of
> vastly different sizes, I'm inches away from
> them while they're playing.

To INTIMIDATE and FORCE control when necessary.
THAT'S HOWE COME you can't TRAIN a dog to BE
TRUSTWORTHY. Like your own dogs...

>   I'm not afraid of mouths, I'm afraid of feet - I
> do paw patrol.

You're a IDIOT.

>  Especially if the big dog is a boxer. :}

BWEEEHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

> In the park, nobody's ever close enough
> to monitor well enough.

Perhaps they should be required to wear shock collars?

> At least if two similar-sized dogs go at it,
> one's probably not going to kill each other
> with a mere shake.

Or put a eye HOWET.

>  But it's so *easy* for a big dog to kill a little dog.

No, that takes a bit of EXXXPERTISE, like what
the owner PAID YOU FOR.

> What do you guys think?

You're INSANE and you're a FRAUD.

>   I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.

It will, as you get MOORE EXXXPERIENCE.

> PetsMart Pet Trainer

You're no trainer, you're a FRAUD.

> My Kids, My Students, My Life:

Your own dogs bit you five times and
destroyed your HOWES and ruined
your marriage. You MURDERED your
own DEAD DOG Buck cause you was
TOO STUPID to put him on a salt restricted
diet for his congestive heart failure and fed
him pizza and french fries and then MURDERED
HIM cause you was TOO LAZY to walk him
every two HOWERS in the cold central Florida
weather.

R.I.P. Dog.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ )  >

> Build Your Immune System, Lose Weight
> http://www.re-vita.net/dfrntdrums

Yeah. Better take some ginger cookes and
some rescue remedy so you puke your guts
HOWET readin your own POSTED CASE
HISTORY of DOG TRAININ SUCCESS, eh leah?

Won Last Gift

HOWEDY People,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard wouldn't
ever CONsider MURDERING a dog if
he had just WON MOORE "HOWEDY!"
left in him.

> http://www.canineaction.com
> My Kids, My Students, My Life:

You MURDERED your own DEAD DOG
Buck cause you was TOO LAZY to walk
him and TOO STUPID to restrict salt from
his congestive heart failure diet supplemented
with lasix, FRENCH FRIES and PIZZA.

And THEN you CHANGED YOUR MIND
just after the veterinarian MURDERED HIM
for you for your CONvenience.

From: Leah (dfrntdr...@aol.com )
Subject: Re: It's Over
Date: 2001-07-13 18:46:21 PST

>Ann Stewart astewa...@home.com wrote:
> After Ken shaved Tosca's leg to prep him
> for the injection I told him to stop because
> I couldn't go through with it.

I had that impulse the moment that Buck's
eyes closed and he went limp.  I wanted to
scream, "No!  I made a mistake!"

I'm just glad I didn't break down until that moment.

I was able to smile at him and say happy things
while he was watching me.  So at least the last
thing he saw and heard was the most important
thing in his life - me, telling him I loved him.

From: Leah (dfrntdr...@aol.comMURK-OFF)
Subject: Re: It's Over
Date: 2001-07-15 08:11:21 PST

>"MaryBeth" marbe...@home.com wrote:
> "Euthanasia is that one last great gift
> you can give your beloved pet. It's when
> you take *their* pain from them and
> make it your own."

This is a very comforting statement.  And
so true.  Can I plagarize you? :} I've also
been hanging in the alt.support.pet-loss
newsgroup since I lost my eskie, and
there are a lot of people there who would
benefit from hearing this. :}

From: Leah (dfrntdr...@aol.comMURK-OFF)
Subject: Re: It's Over
Date: 2001-07-13 12:25:22 PST

Thank you, everybody, for your kind words.
They really do help.

I really didn't think this would be so hard.
I thought I was ready.  I thought I'd feel
relieved that Buck was "safe" from further
suffering.

All I can see is his eyes as he looked into
mine, trusting me, as the vet gave him the
needle.

I don't know if I'd ever have the courage
to do this again.  I hope I never have to.

Leah.

=================

"MaryBeth" <marbe...@NOSPAMcomcast.net> wrote in message

news:3cfcdcfb$2_8@news.teranews.com...

> "MaryBeth" <marbe...@NOSPAMcomcast.net>
> wrote in message
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> M. Holmes, but this one lives in howdy's home.
> MB <G>

From: Seeing Spots \(Val\) (Holme...@worldnet.att.net)
Subject: Re: Dear Wits End
Date: 2002-06-04 18:19:07 PST

HEY!!!

There is a Valid Valerie with a REAL Dalmatian
who is a real sweet dog with a few issues that I
am working to resolve after adopting her from a
shelter she spent 2 years in.

All I want is to get some decent help for my dog.

There is some decent stuff in Jerry's manual.
My dog has ACTUALLY been responding to
her training.  The deal is you have to seperate
your opinions and impressions from the guy
who is writing these posts and take from the
manual what you want.

Personally, I get a pretty good chuckle out of
the whole Jerry thing.  I have to say the guy
is pretty clever, you're letting him get under
your skin.

It makes for a very amusing game I think.

I'm sure he would agree, or he wouldn't be playing
everyday.  He also wouldn't be playing if he didn't
believe that his method of training weren't valid.

Perhaps I'll learn from my mistakes, but so far,
using the Wits' End, I have gotten my dalmatian
to listen to me, to look to me for direction, to wait
for me to say when.

I have changed her from an aggressive dog to
one who is willing to please her owner, willing
to listen, willing to assume her role in the pack.

The real Valerie M. Holmes speaking

P.s. Jerry, don't get any ideas about morphing
into me, ok?

MaryBeth, QUEEN OF THE RPD* MENTALLY
ILL ALLSTARS MENTAL ILLNESS IN RPD*

Mental illness is a public issue in these newsgroups.
People are always running around calling other people
mentally ill and diagnosing their illnesses. I think it's
only fair that we have an accurate list of who is and
who isn't mentally ill, so that we can avoid any
misundersta­­ndings
and promote group harmony.

MaryBeth
MVP (most valuable psycho)

Has contributed greatly to the annual profit
results at several large pharmaceutical corps
has taken virtually every mentally ill (crazy)
drug treatment in the book, and then some:
prozac, zoloft, amitryptiline, Buspar, Xanax,
effexor, paxil, HRT, wellbutrin, tranquilizers,
clomid, has suffered from or been:

suicidal, agoraphobic, tidal waves of
PMS, mood swings, turned into a hermit,
bloated, just real angry, hubby afraid ­of
her, high blood pressure, divorced,
"raving bitch" "zoloft zombie" for four
years, "living through layers and layer­s
of gauze," chain smoker, buzzing, weigh­t
gain, fatigue, terrible dry mouth, dull
headaches, fuzzy brain, lack of
concentration..etc.
severe depression, severe insomnia, Pan­ic
ALL the time, crying, not sleeping, you
name it...etc...

MaryBeth (on being seriously f'd in the head
aka mentally ill) aka cuckoo! kuckoo! ding! ding! ding!
aka a superpsychotic bitch from hell

"I know for a fact I went thru years of
being overly sensitive, being a b*tch,
being self centered, being self pitying­,
you name it, I was a wreck and I ran ov­er
everyone in my path."

"<G> I do know the power of meds,
especially on a long term basis, and it­'s
not pretty. You become another person, ­if
it's not the correct med for you.

--All the best,
MaryBeth

"Yup Diane, I am taking Zoloft, and my
Rheumatologist told me that taking
Ultram with it can cause seizures."

"I have all the symptoms.I am suicidal ­at
times (cyclical) have severe insomnia,
'crawly' skin etc. I have an appt to se­e
my doc next Friday to test for
menopause."

--MaryBeth

"I noticed that antidepressants cut
libido into the dead zone and I had no
real emotions, like not laughing at fun­ny
stuff, couldn't cry either.....except a­bout
my suicidal thoughts (but at the time I
thought there was no other way out)."

--MaryBeth

"Hi, new to group, just starting Clomid
today. I talked with RE and pharmacist­ re:
zoloft 50 mg daily) and ineraction with
Clomid.

They reported none. Not sure about the
prozac tho. Gonna poat a new message to
intorduce myself :)"

--MaryBeth <still feeling like hersel­f>
<G>

"I wasted about 10 years of my life, an­d
lost many many treasured ppl and things­.
Please don't do the same.
(((((((SCOUT))))))))))

--MaryBeth

"Slowly but surely my depression got wor­se
and worse. They put me on meds for it, a­nd
all along kept telling me to wait on the
TKR, as 'it really wasn't that
bad.....yet". HA!" The depression got so
bad, and lots of other
things happened and my ex and I would up
divorced four years after our move. It w­as
horrible. The hardest thing I have eve
gone thru"

--MaryBeth

"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door.  Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

Lynn K.

"You Lying Sack Of Dung.When Have I Ever Said
Anything About Using A Prong Collar, Or Any Collar
Correction At All, To Make Dogs Friendly To House
Cats? Don't bother. The answer is never," lying "I
LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn writes about kats and dogs:

"This Article Is Something We've Put Together
For SF GSD Rescue

From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosma...@home.com)
Subject: Re: I have a dog he has cats
Date: 1999/11/20

ginge...@my-deja.com wrote:
>  How can I get him to quit chasing the cats.

Okay - this is going to be a bit loooong  - Lynn K.

"Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the dog.  Don't
forget to put the muzzle on the dog.   I think a prong works
better than a choke with less chance of injury to the dog in
this situation.

Electronics can be used to create an aversion to cats, but
should be used under the direction of a trainer who knows ho­­w
to instruct the owner in their proper use.   Electronics can
take the form of shock, sonic or citronella collars.  At tha­­t
time the owner will train with electronics instead of food o­­r
whatever other reward system was being used."

8)  Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the dog.
Don't forget to put the muzzle on the dog.   I think a prong
works better than a choke with less chance of injury to the
dog in this situation.   Have the dog in a sit-stay next to
you with most of the slack out of the leash and let the cat
walk through the room and up to the dog if it wishes (this i­­s
why you have the dog muzzled).

If the dog makes an aggressive move towards the
cat, it must be corrected strongly with both your
voice and the collar.

This is important - the correction must be physically
very strong - not a nag.   (PS: not many dogs need
to be corrected at all)."

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.)  But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer." Lynn K.

"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
every adoptable dog on intake.  I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condit­­ion.

Should I have refused to groom them?

Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."

Lynn K.

> > Baghdad Bob <Baghdadbob> wrote in message

<news:04591a2c5d469ef78d35c89ed4ed58f7@TeraNews>...

> >>Lynn, looks like he got you there if these
> >>quotes are true.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> >> make those calls.
> >>Which one is it?

WORDS OF WISDOM
from our own Lynn Kosmakos
1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every day
For Twenty Years

I THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT
LITHIUM

"I, too, have a bi-polar mood disorder (manic-
depression) requiring 1200mg of lithium and 50
mg of Zoloft every day.

I, also, care about dogs and use this forum to
learn more, while happily sharing pertinent
information I have learned.  But if I were ever
to post such sh*t,  I would hope that every other
reader of this group would be rightfully outraged."

"Community is an evolutionary thing that we
earn the right to participate in by observing
the easily understood rules and contributing
to in constructive ways."

Lynn K.

-----------------------------------------

"It wasn't that meds didn't work for her
- she wouldn't take them. I particularly remember
a comment she made about scarey side effects of
Lithium.  Hardly.  After 17 years on it, I think
I'm qualified to say that the very low risk of
any side effect is far less frightening than the
very real dangers of life without it."

Lynn K.
-----------------------------------------

>   no matter what technique I use.

Try this, scotty opamp:

"Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a
helper wield the stick, or do it yourself.
Tougher, less tractable dogs may require
you to progress to striking them more
sharply," lying frosty dahl, ethical breeder,
expert trainer, discoverer of cannibalism
in Labradors.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK"
Makes A ResoundingSound Distraction: "When
You Chuck The Dog The Sound Will Travel Up
The Mandible To The Ears And Give A Popping
Sound To The Dog."

"An indelible impression can sometimes be made
by giving the dog a hard spanking of long duration,
then leaving him tied by the mess he's made so you
can come back at twenty minute intervals and punish
him again for the same thing.

In most cases, the dog that deliberately does this
disagreeable thing cannot be made reliable by the
light spanking that some owners seem to think is
adequate punishment.

It will be better for your dog, as well as the house,
if you really pour it on him," wm koehler.

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less tractable
dogs may require you to progress to striking them more
sharply.

REPEAT, VARYING HOW HARD YOU HIT THE DOG.

Now you are ready to progress to what most people think of
as force-fetching: the ear pinch.

Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent that
resisting your will fades in importance.

but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their efforts to
escaping the ear pinch even get a studded collar and pinch
the ear against that if the dog still does not open its mout­­h,
get out the shotshell.

Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and the
collar, even the buckle on the collar. Persist! Eventually, ­­the
dog will give in

With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'

Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the stick.

Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to the dummy.
You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell instead of your
thumb; Say 'fetch' while pressing the dummy against its lips
and pinching its ear," lying frosty dahl.

Paxil Princess psychoclown (terri willis) wrote:
"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks"
things is something you twisted out of
context, because you are full of bizarro
manure."

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And  Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few  Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."

"Remember this - The decision to "do right" that
most helps a dog's character is the decision that
he makes himself."

Personally, I'm not a Koehler trainer,
I don't use a choke chain, and I don't
believe a dog learns anything by being
hung.

Please don't make the mistake of believing Jerry's
characterization of me or any other trainer.  He has
never met any of us and has no idea how anyone
here actually trains.

Jerry labelling someone as a Koehler type
doesn't make it so.

  Lynn K.
WardManager@Animail.Net - 22 Feb 2005 01:05 GMT
The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME:

The Puppy Wizard's FREE TEN STEP
DIAGNOSTIC / REHABILITATION PROGRAM

HOWEDY professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
'NO!' into ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box
for ten minutes contemplation" dermer, research
professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at UofWI,

> Max has a new problem:

> Max is our 5.5 yr old, neutered Havanese with a
> history of acute gastritis.

The Puppy Wizard believes your dog's health problems
are the physical manifestation of emotional distress.

> Max is fed four times daily for otherwise he vomits.

Ever consider it's your dysfunctional method of intimidating,
punishing, forcing control, and mishandling him thru your
preferred lunacy of duminance, intimidation, forced restraint,
and your SCRUFF SHAKE???

Your dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator has OCMD
(obsessive compulsive masturbatory disorder), a dissasociative
anxiety relief mechanism. It's his ONLY defense mechanism,
bein as small as he is. The Puppy Wizard's GIANT breed dogs
would simply SCRUFF SHAKE YOU, and BE DONE with their
ANXIETY, as YOU DO HIM.

> Max has had calcium oxalate uroliths removed about 9
> months ago and now exclusively eats Hills Canine U/D,
> plus rice cakes as treats.

INDEED. Bribing and withholding treats increases anxiety,
which is restimulated every time the "command" he's been "taught"
using withholding of bribes is requested, even many
years into the future.

> Max has had a history of "attacks" that occur about every
> 30 days.

Your little dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator
has his DAILY ATTACKS of ANXIETY on any day
you fail to expiate his ANXIETY thru five miles of
bicycle chasing.

IS THAT NOT SO, professor SCRUFF SHAKE?

> Four attacks so far. He vomits, refuses food (but
> not water), and then either becomes lethargic or
> moves from position to position.

SHOWENDS like the same same same same
symptoms CHILDREN manifest, who DON'T
WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

> He often also develops a fever.

HOWE HIGH is his fever? The Puppy Wizard KNOWS
physical symptoms such as "idiopathic epilepsy" seizures,
"undiagnosed" intestinal and digestive disorders, ALL OCD
behaviors, endocrine malfunctions, and other PSYCHOSOMATIC
disorders can and USUALLY ARE, CAUSED BY STRESS.

> The attack two days ago went as follows:
> 1. He vomited at about 5:30 AM with nothing much in the vomit.

> 2. At about 9 AM I fed him a little rice ground chicken and
>    he vomited this.

> 3. By 8 PM his temp was 102.5.

NORMAL temps are 101.5 - 102. THAT SUGGESTS to The
Puppy Wizard that Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's
"FEVER" is PSYCHOSOMATIC, a result of non physical
STRESS, as in the "Spike & Squirt" phenomena described
in McProtection Training.

> 4. By 10 PM he was hot to the touch, panting, and moving from
>    one position to another. He remained in a given position
>    for only a few minutes.

Like HOWE a kid who's trying to get HOWET
of goin to school today...

> 5. By 3 PM the fever broke and he was resting comfortably.

Like HOWE a kid who's SUCCEEDED at gettin
HOWETA school today.

> 6. The following day he was returning to his normal behavior.

Like HOWE a kid who's SATISFIED at having
got HOWETA schoolYESTERDAY.

> 7. Two days, post attack, he is normal though he has loose,
>    orange stool. This has cleared up with time.

These symptoms are COMMON, professor.

The Puppy Wizard has SEEN EVIDENCE in the
DEAD DOGS who've HAD NO SYMPTOMS while
boarded at The Puppy Wizard's kennels PRYOR
to being MISDIAGNOSED by "THE BEST" VETERINARY SPECIALISTS.

SAME SAME as HOWER friend melanie chang has SEEN
with her dog Solo, while she was on vacation and Solo had
the BLISS of a NORMAL kennel ENVIRONMENT.

> AFTER these attacks we have brought Max to the vet.

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!

> An x-ray revealed nothing.

Well, it IS fortunate for the VET that you're able to afford
such luxury on a professor's salary.

> A month ago, a sonogram was conducted and his blood
> was tested for one of the pancreatic enzymes (perhaps
> amalayse). The enzyme test was negative.

Well, as time endures and you continue to MISHANDLE him,
the physical symptoms will likely continue to exacerbate,
PROFESSOR. You'll get your "medical" findings, bye and bye,
no dHOWET.

> On reading the sonograms, a veterinary radiologist was not
> concerned about the sludge in Max's gall bladder but was
> concerned that the pancreas had a "hot spot" and that the
> walls of Max's stomach were thickened.

The CONSTANT intermittent STRESS CAUSED BY MISHANDLING will break
DHOWEN ANY organism.

> The radiologist recommended biopsies of the stomach
> wall and pancreas.

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!

> One month ago, when the sonogram was taken my vet
> was reluctant to perform the biopsies. He recommended
> putting Max on Pepcid AC daily.

PERHAPS your vet "KNOWS" sumpthin The Puppy
Wizard KNOWS, professor?

> So that is what we did. About 2.5 gm every 8 hrs. Despite
> the Pepcid AC Max had an attack two days ago.

PRECISELY. You cannot expect ANYTHING to override the
constant restimulation of STRESS produced by INTIMIDATION.

> Now my vet is suggesting exploratory surgery.

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!

> I've contacted Max's breeder for his parents produced about
> a dozen puppies. The breeder is not aware of such a problem
> with the other offspring.

These and other OCD related behaviors can be
duplicated EZ, professor.

> My wife is reluctant to have the exploratory surgery
> performed. I guess she wants to wait and see if
> Max has another attack. (I feel so sorry for Max
> as he endures these attacks.)

DO YOU NHOWE?

> Another approach is to bring Max in for a sonogram
> and additional diagnostic work WHEN HE IS ACCUTE.

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!

> I talked to the local emergency veterinary clinic and a
> doctor said that this is possible and it would be desirable
> for the clinic to have Max's records so that the clinic does
> not repeat tests.

A WIZE idea, professor.

> My own thought, if my wife would agree, is to
> have exploratory surgery about two weeks after
> an attack.

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!

> Any other options or thoughts?

INDEED, professor SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM 'NO!' into
ITS face and lock IT in a box for ten minutes reflection," dermer.

First and ONLY WON question is, DO YOU CRATE Maxie The
Magnificent Masturbator? That could be the primary cause of
his STRESS, as at the age of 5 years, he's unlikely to have
any behavior problems which you have not SCRUFF SHAKEN
HOWETA HIM.

Crating RESTIMULATES and REINFORCES phobias, professor.
You'll see EVIDENCE of THAT in Crystal Arcidy's reports on her
FREE WWW Wits' End Trained dog Starr. See "Starry's Scary Night."

The Puppy Wizard has a recommendation and an option which
MIGHT resolve ALL HOWER problems, professor. The reason
the suggestion is modified by MIGHT is, on accHOWEnt of The
Puppy Wizard cannot control the environment if HE'S not there
to SUPERVISE implementation of the TECHNIQUES HE offers
you today.

Here's HOWE to CURE Maxie's OCD behavior's
and life threatening physical health dilemmas:

First, STUDY your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.

Second, CALL The Puppy Wizard with all members of Maxie's
immediate family so we're ALL on the same page and NOBODY
will CONFLICT with or STRESS him in ANY WAY.

Third, STOP all BRIBES, CORRECTIONS, INTIMIDATION, CRATING and
discontinue excessive physical exercise to
expiate his anxiety. We WANT his behavior problems to
manifest SO WE CAN EXTINGUISH THEM.

Fourth, The Puppy Wizard will LOAN you for FREE,
HIS "AMAZING, MIRACULHOWES, INCREDIBLE"
MAGNIFICENT Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And
A Rooster Did And A Cockatoo Or Two Did Too)
Machine, and YOU will AGREE to FOLLOW HIS
INSTRUCTIONS.

Fifth, you or any family member will call The Puppy
Wizard IMMEDIATELY and relate details and ask
advice for appupriately controlling EACH and
EVERY instance of Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator's inappropriate puppy behavior problems,
instead of tellin him "NO!" or otherWIZE negatively
interacting with him.

Sixth, you and each member of your immediate family
pack will work five minutes every other day learning
HOWE to expiate your dog Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator's anxiety thru the MAGICK of The Puppy
Wizard's Four Step Heeling Pattern Exercise as articulated
in your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual, to TEACH Maxie
there is NOTHING TO FEAR in MAKING MISTAKES.

Seventh, at the end of thirty days, you will report HOWER
findings to your veterinary, the head of your university
department of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM, and to the Whole
Wild World...

Eighth, IN RETURN, you will have your dog Maxie The
FORMER Magnificent Masturbator returned to EXCELLENT
health, and The Puppy Wizard agrees to FORGIVE and
FORGET ALL PAST INDISCRETIONS and SUBVERSIVE
activities you've committed against The Puppy Wizard and
all mankind...

Ninth, you will serve as EMISSARY and sever
as EXPERT WITNESS for The Puppy Wizard
and ENDORSE HIS METHODS and MACHINE
as the WON true way to CURE ALL animal and
child behavior problems and bring PEACE,
HEALTH, and PROSPERITY to the Whole Wild
World.

Tenth, IF YOU FAIL to succeed after your thirty day
EXPERIMENT, you'll agree to ship Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator TO The Puppy Wizard at HIS EXPENSE,
for a two week stay FOR FREE, to PERFORM THE
MAGICK HISSELF.

> Thanks,

It don't get no goddamned better than THAT, professor.

> --Marshall

Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
http://www.doggydoright.com

                    The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW ; ~ )  >

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