Pet Forum / Miscellaneous / Animal Health / February 2005

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Just ASK The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you
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arbritrary INFORMATION in your FREE copy
of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual so
study it well and do and follow ALL the
EXXXERCISES AS INSTRUCTED... it's a
PRECISE SCIENCE or it COULDN'T GET
100% CONSISTENT NEARLY INSTANT
SUCCESS for all handlers and all dogs in
all fields or utilities and behaviors all over
the Whole Wild World <{) ; ~ )  >

                   Chronic DIS-EASE
        PROVING The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME <{);~ ) >

HOWEDY People,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard got no comment
on the medical treatment of your dog's chronic
DIS-EASES EXXXCEPT to say DOGS DIE FROM
THIS STUFF.

You've read The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Archives
so you probably know there's a very real likliHOOD
that your dog's chronic ear infections are similiar in
nature to those of professor SCRUFF SHAKE'S little
chronically ill dog Maxie who is DUE to come DHOWEN
with yet another BHOWET of SYMPTOMS due to
FHOWEL weather causing cabin fever which usually
brings abHOWET a case of obedience training!

Clicker training INCREASES anXXXIHOWESNESS and MISTRUST.

Corrections traininng INCREASES anXXXIHOWESNESS and MISTRUST.

Crate training INCREASES anXXXIHOWESNESS and MISTRUST.

Spay / neutering CAUSES INCREASED anXXXIHOWESNES and MISTRUST.

AnXXXIHOWENESS and MISTRUST causes STRESS INDUCED
AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME
<{); ~ ) >

The Amazing Puppy Wizard URGES you to READ
HIS TEN STEP REHABILITATION program offered
to professor SCRUFF SHAKE for his little dog
Maxie The Magnificent FuriHOWESLY Obsessive
Compulsive Masturbator's CHRONIC STRESS INDUCED
AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASES aka The Puppy Wizard's
SYNDROME <{); ~ ) >

Then ASK YOURSELF HOWE you handled and trained
your dog for ordinary HOWEstraining and obedience.
ASK YOURSELF HOWE many times a day do you ordinarily
tell your dog "NO!" or otherWIZE intimidate or
FORCE CON-TROLL of your dog for ANY reason.

ASK YOURSELF HOWE you handle him on lead and consider
any crating or bribing to elicit or force CON-TROLL
of behaviors and you will likely see five or ten DAILY,
almost insignificant instances of random STRESS from
corrections, pulling while leash walking or anXXXIHOWESNESS
from fence running and barking or digging to relieve anXXXIHOWESNESS.

That's HOWE COME dog's IMMUNE SYSTEMS compromise
offering VERY SIMILAR although WILDLY, WIDELY
RANGING, CHRONIC, STRESS INDUCED SYMPTOMS, every
thing from LAMENESS and CRUCIATE LIGAMENT ruptures
and degenerative myelopathies and ENDOCRINE DIS-EASES
to SEIZURES, OCD's to CATARACTS BLINDNESS and even
DENTAL DIS-EASE and "ALLERGIES" and "SPAY INCONTINENCE"

MOST of HOWER dog lover's dog's got a case of chronic
sumpthin or other for THE SAME SAME SAME SAME REASONS.

These HUGE PERCENTAGES of CHRONICALLY ILL
and FEAR AGGRESSIVE SHY and SUBMISSIVE dogs
are NOT NORMAL illnesses and behaivors..

The Amazing Puppy Wizard has over forty
years field observation of problem dogs that
SEZ the HUGE PERCENTAGES of DEATHLY
ILL DOGS amongst the regular posters who've
been here FOR YEARS are NOT COIN-CIDENTAL.

Your reply may PROVE IT at least to you and
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. THAT'S HOWE
COME the DOG LOVERS you're askin are
gonna KILLFILE YOU if you REPLY.

THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard
SEZDECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS,
as YOU'VE SEEN in The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
Archives.

Here's your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual: http://makeashorterlink.com/?G34D2527A

Just ASK The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you
need any additional FREE heelp. There's NO
arbritrary INFORMATION in your FREE copy
of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual so
study it well and do and follow ALL the
EXXXERCISES AS INSTRUCTED... it's a
PRECISE SCIENCE or it COULDN'T GET
100% CONSISTENT NEARLY INSTANT
SUCCESS for all handlers and all dogs in
all fields or utilities and behaviors all over
the Whole Wild World <{) ; ~ )  >

The CURSE Of The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~  )  >
Or Is It Just NATURAL LAW, Tit For Tat, And All Of
That, Perhaps?

HOWEDY People,

You could train your dog not to EAT POISON or
SNAKES or KAT CRAP or SURF from the C-HOWENTERS
or not to escape or whatever you want but ONLY
if you study and follow the INSTRUCTIONS it takes
which ONLY The Amazing Puppy Wizard makes that
can teach you HOWE to DO IT YOURSELF... but YOU
WON'T on accHOWENT of you'd PREFER to HURT BRIBE
FORCE and INTIMIATE your dog just like your kids
and your SPHOWES you KNOW HOWE to DO THAT too,
don't you, dog lovers.

Is It The CURSE Of The Amazing Puppy Wizard
<{) ; ~  )  > Or Is It Just NATURAL LAW, Tit For
Tat, And All Of That, Perhaps?

HOWEDY People,

Look arHOWEND at the liars and dog
abusing mental cases you're rubbin
elbows with while askin for heelp to
hurt and intimdiate the CUNNIN domestic
puppy dog you ain't got the intellect to
HOWEtwit <{) ;~ )  >

THAT'S the COMPANY YOU BEEN KEEPIN.

Like HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ
"You're JUDGED BY the company you keep.
When you lie with pigs you'll awaken STINKIN
like 'em," a lesson taught at the heel of The
Puppy Wizard's DADDY <{) ; ~  )  >

THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy
Wizard SEZ DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT
POST HERE abHOWETS <{) ; ~  ) >

THAT INCLUDES YOURSELF as PROVEN
by your own POSTED CASE HISTORY.

"When you POST HERE abHOWETS The Amazing
Puppy Wizard will NO HOWET IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE
and Discredit and leave you TURNED HOWET and
F'd OFF for the last remnants of your dignity
and self respect, if you EVER THOUGHT you EVER
had any and YOUR OWN WORDS will IDENTIFY EXXXPOSE
and DISCREDIT YOURSELF to your friends business
associates and kin for the rest of your life
and for generations to come... on accHOWENT of
EVERY THING is indellibly archived FOREVER in
The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Archives <{) ; ~  )  >