Pet Forum / Miscellaneous / Animal Health / November 2005

HOWEDY lynandglenn2002,

That's USUALLY CAUSED BY jerking and choking on their collar.

So called allergies ain't nuthin more than a compromised
AUTO-IMMUNE system CAUSED by commercial garbage
diets and STRESS from MISHANDLING <{) ; ~ )  >

The lungs, throat, and bronchia are most often and severly effected by
STRESS.

SHOWENDS like your dog got a rip-roaring case of STRESS INDUCED
AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome <{) : ~ (  >

Naaah? Do tell?

Naaaah?

Naaaah. Antibiotics AIN'T gonna CURE STRESS INDCUED AUTO-
IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome <{) ; ~ )  >

There's ONLY 3 (THREE) CURES for The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome
aka STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE <{) ; ~ )  >

Here's WON:

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STUDY and FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS PRECISELY and ASK
The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you need any additional FREE heelp.
Use a text to speech reader to facilitate study. There's a FREE WON
at http://www.UltraHal.Com  <{) ; ~  )  >

Naaah? You mean, they DON'T WORK as they NEVER had pryor...

Naaah?

Well, that's the gamut, ain't it.

Naaah. You mean IT NEVER DID. EXXXCEPT temporarily.

Well, surgery SHOWENDS like the ONLY alternative. UNLESS you
can DETERMINE and CURE the CAUSE of his PROBLEM <{) ; ~ ) >

There's ONLY 3 (THREE) CURES for The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome
aka STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE <{) ; ~ )  >

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STUDY and FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS PRECISELY and
ASK The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you need any additional
FREE heelp <{) ; ~ )  >

Well THAT'S NORMAL with tonsilitis.

And THAT'S NORMAL for veterinarians.

That's normal.

Then WHAT would make you and your vets think he needs antibiotics???

Have you tried massive doses of vitamin C alternately with Zinc?
You can't give them both together on accHOWENT of they cancell
each other HOWET, but there may be some SUCCESS with that
and other "natural" vitamin / amino acid / herbal / mineral treatments.

Yeah. Most of the dog lover's you're askin here abHOWETS
have similar chronic acute long term incurable life threatening
DIS-EASES aka The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome. It's rather
EMBARRASSING. THAT'S HOWE COME they WARN new
readers to KILLFILE The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~  )  >

Let's talk abHOWET HOWE youv'e been raising and handling your
dogs? Have they been to "OBEDIENCE" training? Have you been
using BRIBES,  REWARDS, PUNISHMENT, BANNISHMENT, SCOLDING,
or ANY negative interactions including any so called "alpha" /
N.I.L.I.F
methods to "train" them? Have / are they been crated and do they
cry whine bark or retreat to their crates "when they don't want to be
sociable"? Does he bark, chew destructively, have separation
anXXXIHOWESNESS or FEAR THUNDER? Do your dogs SHARE
and SHARE ALIKE? IS THERE AN "ALPHA" dogs in the HOWES???

The ANSWERS to those questions may give some INSIGHT into
HOWE COME your dog has been CHRONICALLY DEATHLY ILL.

If you DISAGREE with ANY THING in your own FREE COPY of
The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSiSTENTLY NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual then you'll KNOW The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
DIAGNOSIS is CORRECT and the CURE is what YOU DON'T LIKE.

Of curse, most dog lovers simply KILLFILE The Amazing Puppy
Wizard so they can continue to mishandle their dogs as their
loving doting parents have taught them. It's all part of RESPECT.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard is NOT a veterinarian. HOWEver,
HE does know of a veterinarian who holds similar views regardin
STRESS, DIET and the auto-immune system <{) : ~ )  >

Dr. Roger L. DeHaan, DVM, MTS
105 Police Club Drive
Kings Mountain, NC 28086
Tel/Fax 704-734-0061

              The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome -
     FREE TEN STEP DIAGNOSTIC / REHABILITATION PROGRAM

HOWEDY People!

                      A Dog Is A Dog
                    As A Kat Is A Kat
                  As A Birdie Is A Birdie
                  As A Child Is A Child
                As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES

From: "The Puppy Wizard"
Date: Sun, 22 Aug 2004 01:33:24 GMT

Subject: Re: Diet Suggestions?

HOWEDY Gordon 101,

Your dog has The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME <{) ; ~ ) >

Your dog doesn't have a MEDICAL problem.

Right. He's had ALL of his BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS
REPRESSED which CAUSES the internal organs
and systems to FAIL.

THAT'S The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME <{) ; ~  ) >

Those are all STRESS and INSECURITY which
CAUSES the internal failure of the organism.

Perhaps you don't live in a safe, trusting environment?

Naah. Not unless you overlook the CAUSE
of the problem and continue to post here.

The Puppy Wizard's FREE - TEN STEP
DIAGNOSTIC / REHABILITATION PROGRAM

HOWEDY professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
'NO!' into ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box
for ten minutes contemplation" dermer, research
professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at UofWI,

The Puppy Wizard believes your dog's health problems
are the physical manifestation of emotional distress.

Ever consider it's your dysfunctional method of intimidating,
punishing, forcing control, and mishandling him thru your
preferred lunacy of duminance, intimidation, forced restraint,
and your SCRUFF SHAKE???

Your dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator has OCMD
(obsessive compulsive masturbatory disorder), a dissasociative
anxiety relief mechanism. It's his ONLY defense mechanism,
bein as small as he is. The Puppy Wizard's GIANT breed dogs
would simply SCRUFF SHAKE YOU, and BE DONE with their
ANXIETY, as YOU DO HIM.

INDEED. Bribing and withholding treats increases anxiety,
which is restimulated every time the "command" he's been
"taught" using withholding of bribes is requested, even
many years into the future.

Your little dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator
has his DAILY ATTACKS of ANXIETY on any day
you fail to expiate his ANXIETY thru five miles of
bicycle chasing.

IS THAT NOT SO, professor SCRUFF SHAKE?

SHOWENDS like the same same same same symptoms
CHILDREN manifest, who DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

HOWE HIGH is his fever? The Puppy Wizard KNOWS physical
symptoms such as "idiopathic epilepsy" seizures, "undiagnosed"
intestinal and digestive disorders, ALL OCD behaviors, endocrine
malfunctions, and other PSYCHOSOMATIC disorders can and
usually are, CAUSED BY STRESS.

NORMAL temps are 101.5 - 102. THAT SUGGESTS to The
Puppy Wizard that Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's
"FEVER" is PSYCHOSOMATIC, a result of non physical
STRESS, as in the "Spike & Squirt" phenomena described
in McProtection Training.

Like HOWE a kid who's trying to get HOWET
of goin to school today...

Like HOWE a kid who's SUCCEEDED at gettin
HOWETA school today.

Like HOWE a kid who's SATISFIED at having
got HOWETA schoolYESTERDAY.

These symptoms are COMMON, professor.

The Puppy Wizard has SEEN EVIDENCE in the
DEAD DOGS who've HAD NO SYMPTOMS while
boarded at The Puppy Wizard's kennels PRYOR
to being MISDIAGNOSED by "THE BEST" VETERINARY
SPECIALISTS.

SAME SAME as HOWER friend melanie chang has SEEN
with her dog Solo, while she was on vacation and
Solo had the BLISS of a NORMAL kennel ENVIRONMENT.

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!

Well, it IS fortunate for the VET that you're able to afford
such luxury on a professor's salary.

Well, as time endures and you continue to MISHANDLE him,
the physical symptoms will likely continue to exacerbate,
PROFESSOR. You'll get your "medical" findings, bye and bye,
no dHOWET.

The CONSTANT intermittent STRESS CAUSED BY MISHANDLING will break
dHOWEn ANY organism.

PERHAPS your vet "KNOWS" sumpthin The Puppy
Wizard KNOWS, professor?

PRECISELY. You cannot expect ANYTHING to override the
constant restimulation of STRESS produced by INTIMIDATION.

These and other OCD related behaviors can be
duplicated EZ, professor.

DO YOU NHOWE?

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!

A WIZE idea, professor.

KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!

INDEED, professor SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM 'NO!' into ITS
face and lock IT in a box for ten minutes reflection," dermer.

First and ONLY WON question is, DO YOU CRATE Maxie The
Magnificent Masturbator? That could be the primary cause
of his STRESS, as at the age of 5 years, he's unlikely
to have any behavior problems which you have not SCRUFF
SHAKEN HOWETA HIM.

Crating RESTIMULATES and REINFORCES phobias, professor.
You'll see EVIDENCE of THAT in Crystal Arcidy's reports
on her FREE WWW Wits' End Trained dog Starr. See "Starry's
Scary Night."

The Puppy Wizard has a recommendation and an option which
MIGHT resolve ALL HOWER problems, professor. The reason
the suggestion is modified by MIGHT is, on accHOWEnt of
The Puppy Wizard cannot control the environment if HE'S
not there to SUPERVISE implementation of the TECHNIQUES
HE offers you today.

Here's HOWE to CURE Maxie's OCD behaviors and life
threatening physical health dilemmas:

First, STUDY your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.

Second, CALL The Puppy Wizard with all members of Maxie's
immediate family so we're ALL on the same page and NOBODY
will CONFLICT with or STRESS him in ANY WAY.

Third, STOP all BRIBES, CORRECTIONS, INTIMIDATION, CRATING
and discontinue excessive physical exercise to expiate his
anxiety. We WANT his behavior problems to manifest SO WE
CAN EXTINGUISH THEM.

Fourth, The Puppy Wizard will LOAN you for FREE, HIS
"AMAZING, MIRACULHOWES, INCREDIBLE" MAGNIFICENT Doggy
Do Right (And Kitty Will And A Rooster Did And A Cockatoo
Or Two Did Too) Machine, and YOU will AGREE to FOLLOW HIS
INSTRUCTIONS.

Fifth, you or any family member will call The Puppy
Wizard IMMEDIATELY and relate details and ask advice
for appupriately controlling EACH and EVERY instance
of Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's inappropriate
puppy behavior problems, instead of tellin him "NO!"
or otherWIZE negatively interacting with him.

Sixth, you and each member of your immediate family
pack will work five minutes every other day learning
HOWE to expiate your dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's
anxiety thru the MAGICK of The Puppy Wizard's Four Step
Heeling Pattern Exercise as articulated in your FREE copy
of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual, to TEACH Maxie there is NOTHING TO FEAR in MAKING MISTAKES.

Seventh, at the end of thirty days, you will report HOWER
findings to your veterinary, the head of your university
department of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM, and to the Whole
Wild World...

Eighth, IN RETURN, you will have your dog Maxie The
FORMER Magnificent Masturbator returned to EXCELLENT
health, and The Puppy Wizard agrees to FORGIVE and
FORGET ALL PAST INDISCRETIONS and SUBVERSIVE
activities you've committed against The Puppy Wizard and
all mankind...

Ninth, you will serve as EMISSARY and sever
as EXPERT WITNESS for The Puppy Wizard
and ENDORSE HIS METHODS and MACHINE
as the WON true way to CURE ALL animal and
child behavior problems and bring PEACE,
HEALTH, and PROSPERITY to the Whole Wild
World.

Tenth, IF YOU FAIL to succeed after your thirty day
EXPERIMENT, you'll agree to ship Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator TO The Puppy Wizard at HIS EXPENSE,
for a two week stay FOR FREE, to PERFORM THE
MAGICK HISSELF.

It don't get no doGdamneD better than THAT, professor.

 Thank you,
 Jerry Howe,
 Director of Research,
 BIOSOUND Scientific
 Director of Training,
 Wits' End Dog Training
 1611 24th St
 Orlando, FL 32805
 Phone: 1-407-425-5092
 http://www.doggydoright.com

  The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW ; ~ )  >

    ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
        ,-._,-,
        V)"(V
        (_o_)  Have a great day!
         /  V)
         (l l l)        Your Puppy Wizzzard. <}YPW ; ~ }   >
         oo-oo

Here's professor dermer pryor:

From: Marshall Dermer (der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 06:49:13 PST

    And how do we know this aspect of his
    advice is right?

    Jerry is not God and his manual is not the Bible.
    His advice could be subject to an empirical analysis.

    (Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
    few regulars here who are either ill-tempered,
    ill-mannered, or just plain ill.­),

    --Marshall

Here's professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI, marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM "NO!"
into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation," dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy,  "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

That's INSANE. Ain't it.

       The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~  }   >

P.S.  Contacting Dr. P:

Please note that due to the large number of
requests I receive, I can no longer give free,
personal advice on problems related to dog
training and behavior.

In order for me to give such advice we would
have to "talk" about the problem at length.

That is, I would need detailed information about
the dog, it's environment and routine, the problem,
and the situation in which the problem occurs.

Thus, this type of consultation takes time which
I cannot afford to give away for free.

If you wish such advice, please see the information
I have provided about my K9 Behavioral Consulting
practice. Another alternative to obtaining personal
advice is to participate in e-mail, chat room, &
newsgroup discussions.

P.P.S. BWEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

               YOU'RE FRAUDS, drs p. and dermer!

             Either DEFEND your LIES, ABUSE And
             Degrees or get the heel HOWETA THIS
                         BUSINESS.

       "If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
                      and you will know each other.
        If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
               and what you do not know you will fear.

                   What one fears, one destroys."
                       Chief Dan George

Here's professor dermer AFTER gettin JERRYIZED:

   "We Are Lucky To Have You, And More People Should
   Come To Their Senses And Support Your Valuable Work.
   God Bless The Puppy Wizard," Professor Marshall Dermer,
   Dept Of ANAL-ytic Behavior, UofWI.

From: "Marshall Dermer" <der...@csd.uwm.edu>
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
<ThePuppyWiz...@earthlink.net>
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM

Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,

I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
and now must applaud your attempts to save
animals from painful training procedures.

You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent­,
who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts ­to
alert the world to animal abuse.

We are lucky to have you, and more people should
come to their senses and support your valuable
work.

Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
charity to fund your important work?
Have you thought about holding a press conference
so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
and significant work?

In closing, my only suggestion is that you
try to keep your messages short for most
readers may refuse to read a long message
even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
I wish you well in your endeavors.

--Marshall Dermer

---------------------------------------------------------------

       "(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
       few regulars here who are either ill-
       tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
                     --Marshall

The Puppy Wizard sez:

                      A Dog Is A Dog
                     As A Kat Is A Kat
                  As A Birdie Is A Birdie
                   As A Child Is A Child
                As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES.

       ALL Critters Only Respond In PREDICTABLE INNATE
            NORMAL NATURAL INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways
      To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
                   Which We Create For Them.

        ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

        Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
           We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
                And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

           In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
                     FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
                          SAME SAME,
            For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

       "If You Talk With The Animals, They Will Talk With You
                  And You Will Know Each Other.

       If You Do Not Talk To Them, You Will Not Know Them,
                    And What You Do Not Know
                        You Will Fear.

                What One Fears, One Destroys,"
                      Chief Dan George,
             adapted with permission from his FREE
             copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits'
             End Dog Training Method Manual.

         "(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the few
           regulars here who are either ill-tempered,
               ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
                       --Marshall

     The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME is the perfect
     synergy of love, pride, desire, self will, greed,
     ego, fear, hate, arrogance, disbelief, jealousy,
     embarrassment, embellishment, shame, guilt,
     anger, aversion, attraction, revulsion, change,
     permanence, enlightenment, insult, attrition,
     and conditioning.

           It's the perfect fusion of The Word...,
                   in the physical.

It's time for the dog training industry and
the universities who TEACH "behaviorists"
to DEFEND THEIR METHODS against 100%
NEAR INSTANT TOTAL SUCCESS as PROVEN
by the C-HOWENTLESS NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Student's REPORTS,
after they've "TRIED ALL OTHER METHODS
and FAILED".

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture." We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

   "The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
                  may acquire those rights
        which never could have been withholden from them
                but by the hand of tyranny.
            The question is not can they REASON,
                   nor can they TALK,
                  but can they SUFFER?"  -
                   - Jeremy Bentham

          "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
               for the good of its victims,
                may be the most oppressive.
           Those who torment us for our own good
                 will torment us without end,
            for they do so with the approval of
                  their own conscience." -
                     - C.S. Lewis.

       "Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
                 Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
                       Agamemnon.

"Only the unenlightened speak of wisdom and right
action as separate, not the wise. If any man knows
one, he enjoys the fruit of both. The level which is
reached by wisdom is attained through right action
as well. He who perceives that the two are one knows
the truth."

"Even the wise man acts in character with his nature,
indeed all creatures act according to their natures.
What is the use of compulsion then? The love and
hate which are aroused by the objects of sense arise
from Nature, do not yield to them. They only obstruct
the path." Bhagavad Gita, adapted by Krishna with
permission from His FREE copy of my FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method manual.

         "The greatness of a nation and its moral
         progress can be judged by the way its
         animals are treated." ~ Mohandas Gandhi --
         Adapted with permission from his FREE
         copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE Wits'
         End Dog Training Method Manual. <}TPW ; ~ )  >

              Force training JERRYIZES dogs...,
                   and GETS THEM DEAD.

Here's your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual:

http://makeashorterlink.com/?G34D2527A

Just ASK The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you
need any additional FREE heelp. There's NO
arbritrary INFORMATION in your FREE copy
of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual so
study it well and do and follow ALL the
EXXXERCISES AS INSTRUCTED... it's a
PRECISE SCIENCE or it COULDN'T GET 100%
CONSISTENT NEARLY INSTANT SUCCESS for all
handlers and all dogs in all fields or
utilities and behaviors all over the Whole
Wild World <{) ; ~ )  >

                ALL Critters Only Respond In
              PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
                 INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways;
      To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
                  Which We Create For Them.

               You GET The Critter You TRAINED

                       A DOG Is A Dog;
                      As A KAT Is A KAT;
                    As A BIRDY Is A BIRDY;
                    As A CHILD IS A CHILD;
                  As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES.

            In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
                      FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
                      SAME SAME SAME SAME,
           For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

         Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
              We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
                 And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

        ALL Behavior Problems Are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING

          Jer 21 And unto this people thou shalt say,
          Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I set before
          you The Way Of Life, And The Way Of Death.

          2Ki 19:6 And Isaiah said unto them, Thus
          shall ye say to your master, Thus saith
          the LORD, Be not afraid of the words which
          thou hast heard, with which the servants of
          the king of Assyria have blasphemed me.

       "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth:
            I came not so send peace, but a sword.
        "For I am come to set a man at variance against
        his father, and the daughter against her mother
        and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      "And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
                   - Matthew 10:34-36.

                 The Puppy Prophet <{); ~ ) >

          All truth passes through three stages.
                  First, it is ridiculed.
            Second, it is violently opposed.
        Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
                 -Arthur Schopenhauer

            "Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
                 even tho it's a hopeless task,
                   in this system of things.
                 As long as man is ruling man,
              there will be animals (and humans!)
                    abused and neglected. :-(
                   Your student," Juanita.

          "If you've got them by the balls their hearts
                   and minds will follow,"
                        John Wayne.

              The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~  }   >

                 The Amazing Pussy Wizard <{); ~ ) >

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                 The Amazing Pussy Wizard <{@); ~ } >

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         Please DON'T BE The Amazing Pussy Wizard's PREY.

                      IT AIN'T PRETTY.