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TheSimplyAmazingPuppyWizard@HotMail.Com - 20 Jul 2006 01:56 GMT
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Subject: The Dog Whisperer

From:   Animal Behavior Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory

HOWEDY Robin,

Robin wrote:
> <susanwfromte...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1135947213.281576.99800@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> > What are your thoughts on the training methods of the Dog Whisperer?
> > Also..I'm trying to teach my 5 month old puppy heel and loose leash
> > walking. Everything else we have taught him was so easy but these two
> > things are so hard? Are they usually the hardest to teach? We are in
> > training classes now and I'm following their methods and we work on it
> > every day, throughout the day.
> > Susan ~ TX
>
> I love the Dog Whisperer!

LikeWIZE. He PROVES EVERY THING The Amazing Puppy Wzard SEZ!

>  It would seem that any and every dog behavorial problem
>  is easily solved by taking the dog for a walk!

INDEEDY.

HOWEver, The ces takes the doggy for a walkie arHOWEND the corner
where he jerks an chokes IT for a while to COMMUNICATE with IT.

>  Who knew?

Just the camera crew... and NHOWE you an everyWON else:

                  The SECRET S-HOWEND:
           "HOWECH!!!~ TODAY WAS A BITING DAY"
           cesar milan, "the dog whisperer"

HOWEDY People!

Watchin the fameHOWES dog trainer caesar milan aka
the dog whisperer on National Geographic T.V. clearly
demonstrats HOWE COME you shouldn't ought to DO what
the EXXXPERTS do to train your dog on accHOWENT of
we DON'T WANT to have to say HOWECH!

THAT'S on accHOWENT of for the average dog when his
people say HOWECH! sometimes ONLY WONCE, they wince
and MURDER the dog on accHOWENT of THAT is the human
nature of a DOG ABUSER.

Dogs ONLY attack when they're AFRAID <{); ~ ) >

ALL AGGRESSION IS FEAR.

ALL FEAR is CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

ALL FEAR CAN BE CURED NEARLY INSTANTLY THROUGH PRAISE.

The EXXXPERTS like to categorize FEAR AGGRESSION
into variHOWES fantasies (eg, EXXXCUSES for not
bein able to TRAIN the dog) abHOWET alphalpha or
duminance or PRAY DRIVE behaviors. They think
the most aggressive dogs are "alphas" when IN
FACT, the most aggressive are the most fearful
and present their fear as aggression.  A true
alphalpha FEARS NUTHIN therefore NEVER NEEDS
to rely on fear force or intimidation to get
his way.

HOWE COME these EXXXPERTS think dogs may bite
if they're in pain? Do humans bite their care
takers just on accHOWENT of a treatment or
procedure HURTS a little? Of curse not, but
humans DO attack if a stranger or someWON
THEY DON'T TRUST hurt or intimidated them,
KINDA LIKE HOWE HOWER EXXXPERT the dog
whisperer does when he SEZ: "HOWECH!"

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

               "Kitchen Etiquette"

Dog goes BONKERS when the toaster pups up:

"Put the dog on leash to prevent IT from runnin
HOWET on you and jerk and choke IT if he does
the behavior". In todays case the dog feared the
toaster puppin up. caesar desensitized the dog
to the toaster by chasing and cornering IT and
graspin IT in his fameHOWES CHOKE HOLD while
pinning IT up against the wall and gently
whispered "I'll freakin murder your sorry dead
a.s if you ever try that crap again in two
dialects of Spanish, Jive, American Sign language,
and university psychobabble and alphaphal duminance
anthropomorphistic jargon which the caes calls
"SHARING YOUR LOVE" <{) ; ~ ) >

Of curse, caesar sez they'll have to CONTINUE puttin
the dog on leash and jerking and choking IT EVERY
TIME IT repeats the behavior and he's CONfident they'll
FOLLOW THROUGH with the CORRECTIVE TECHNIQUES which
the DISCLAIMER SEZ should not done withHOWET the
EXXXPERT GUIDANCE of an IN PERSON PET PROFESSIONAL,
like caesar or any of the adam katz Mafia webring
of shock collar salesmen <{);  ~ ) >

              CITY DOG / FARM DOG

Todays next LUCKY pet is a farm dog livin in the sity,
a Chesapeak Retriever. "So, we should keep the CHOKE
CHAIN on him ALL THE TIME?" sez the guillible soon to
learn to be dog abusers. "You are a SCENT, with ENERGY"
sez the caes as he goes into bringing compassion into
the the startling cure for this dog's constant crying
for attention, which the caes dutifully diagnoses as
an OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE behavior...

"So the dog NHOWE needs a JOB."

The poor Cheseapeak Retriever was jerked and choked
and intimidated for EVERY NORMAL NATURAL INNATE
INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE and OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE
behavior till "HIS MIND IS AT EASE".

Thanks again, caes!

            Groomin The TrHOWEBLED Dog

                "HIS DARKER SIDE"

"At her Wits' End" the lady calls the dog whisperer.

"She grHOWELS at EVERY WON, even people she knows."

IN FACT, dogs ALMOST ONLY grHOWEL at PEOPLE THEY KNOW
as STRANGERS DO NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP which has taught
the dog to FEAR them.

                The Dog Whisperer Teaches
           TRUST RESPECT AFFECTION LEADERSHIP
                     AND PUNCTURES

         "EveryWON got to be a AUTHORITY figgure"

              "The Grooming SHOWE DHOWEN"

"HOWECH!" sez the caes AGAIN bleeding profHOWESLY
from several fingers after takin the dog for his
SPECIAL BONDING walkies to establish hisself as
THE AUTHORITY FIGURE, to instill TRUST and RESPECT
in HIS NEW LEADER... "NHOWE I ONLY JUST MET this
dog and established this bond through talking and
walking with him.

"The Grooming Begins" after carefully washing and
sterilized bandages have been applied to caesars
bloody stumps so's he don't get blood all over
the lazy white dog... whe evidently don't want a
job. "I'm NOT CHOKING him, I'm just holding him
tightly" in that special "mom dog bite grasp"
interspersed with his "SECRET S-HOWEND".

"HOWECH!!!~ Another burst of energy" sez he, as
the caes escallates to a DHOWEBLE FISTED CHOKE
HOLD. "I'm not holding tight NHOWE, you see he's
learning to relHOWECHax and TRUST us NHOWE.

You've just got to assume the energy of a
professional nurse and treat the dog as a
patient in need of HOWER HEELP."

"NHOWE I've got the dog of my dreams," sez the
nurse in a voice over the printed disclaimer
that we shouldn't ought to DO THAT withHOWET
the heelp of a professional dog trainer who
knows HOWE to instill TRUST and AFFECTION
through LEADERSHIP and of curse, that SECRET
S-HOWEND: "HOWECH!!!"

If you watch closely, you'll see the caes RELAXXX
as the dogs gnaw on his fingers as he gently chokes
them till their eyes roll up in the back of their
heads and the blood PHOWENDING in their ears as
they struggle gasping for air all the while being
mindful of the secret S-HOWEND of RESPECT.

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ ) >

HOWEDY Sports Pants,

You're quite correct:

"Sports Pants" <tagut...@earthlink.net> wrote in message

news:tagutcow-1211041611590001@user-0c992qm.cable.mindspring.com..

> http://www.nationalgeographic.com/channel/dog whisperer/
>  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>  I am a Caesar Millan: Dog Whisperer. No, I am
> not a dog trainer and I am not a dog psychologist-
> nor for that matter will I channel your dear Smooshie
> from the next world- I am a dog behaviorist.

Caesar RELIES on FEAR FORCE INTIMIDATION
and VIOLENCE to TRAIN dogs to FEAR HIM enough
to do any thing he can FORCE them to do.

> I guess I could help you win blue ribbon for every
> golly-gee-whiz doggie stunt competition at any
> county fair; I could, if I wanted to, but I don't.

Could be The Caesar WON'T on accHOWENT
of local SPCA organizations might try to have
him committed to a mental institute for the
criminally insane for doin what he does, to dogs.

> But when your dog is behaving erratically,
> lunging at strangers, biting at your heels
> when you try to leave the house,

THAT'S CAUSED by NOT ENOUGH PUNISHMENT.

> I blow in like a zephyr from an exotic land, done up
> in a Gap shirt and bleached at the tips, and
> lay down some science

Caesar relies on the SCIENCE of PAIN
FEAR FORCE and INTIMIDATION JUST
LIKE HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard
RELIES on for CON-TROLL of human
behavior problems RIGHT HERE.

Of curse, IT DOESN'T WORK to REHABILITATE
the VICTIM, but it FEELS GOOD knowin you can
HURT someTHING when you get FRUSTRATED
tryin to BE NICE.

> to correct the dog behavior problem at hand.

Although Caesar DOES SEEM to be an EFFECTIVE
ALPHA METHOD TRAINER, you SEE him constantly
fighting with dogs, intimidating them and getting bitten
REPEATEDLY, and advising people NOT to use HIS
METHOD withHOWET the EXXXPERT assistance of
a PROFESSIONAL DOG ABUSING COWARD.

And his LAST WORDS are ALWAYS,
'CONTINUE TO TRAIN THE DOG till
the BAD BEHAVIOR goes away in a
few MOORE weeks / months / years
with CONSISTENCY of PUNISHMENT.

>  Tuesday's assignment: "Belle just mopes around
>  the house all day. When it's time for her walk, she
> refuses to budge," the woman sitting across from
> me explains.

Perhaps she should light a fire under his butt?

> Thousands of television viewers can see the
> way she touches her hair when she talks to
> me, the way she stifles her nervous laughter
> whenever I make a joke; this is apparent to
> everyone-- everyone except her husband.

Caesar cleverly and serruptitiHOWESLY TRAINED
the dog to distract the chump and taught IT HOWE
to manouver the Mrs. into compromising positions
requiring Caesar's EXXXPERT handling.

> You can bet your bottom dollar, the Caesar banged her.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard will ACCEPT that wager:

                You GET The Critter You TRAINED

                           A DOG Is A Dog;
                        As A KAT Is A KAT;
                     As A BIRDY Is A BIRDY;
                    As A CHILD IS A CHILD;
            As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES.

 ALL Behavior Problems Are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING

Good o'l Caesar would have to muzzle and tie
her DHOWEN and even that nasty little dog of
hers won't be able to DISTRACT her chump
from a DISTRACTION like THAT.

>  Caesar doesn't doubt that when these uniformly
>  barren dog women- whose uniformly schlubby
> husbands apparently at one point tried going metro,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard REVERES CONSISTENCY.

> but never could never quite navigate
> their way back to either shore-

"A leaf in the wind..."

> first receive the mailing informing them that National
> Geographic's Caesar Millan will be visiting them, the
> very name plants a seed in their minds,

INDEED? You think she's WONderin if the
O'l Caes is fixin to BEAT her dog? Alas, no.
The Caes only jerks and chokes dogs and
grabs them by the throat and squeezes them
just like a Alpha dog does a obstreperHOWES
young pup, till ITS big enough to throw him to
the GRHOWEND and bite IT on ITS ear:

Life in the concrete jungle of E. LA is RUFF.

"A while back someone posted about an Alasdair
MacRae clinic: "Is he gonna hit my dog?!?" Well,
Jack did hit my dog. Actually I'd call it a sharp tap
of the crook to the nose, and I doubt it was very
painful, but it did sort of freak me out and it DEFINITELY
got Solo's attention.

And yeah, I admit that I would prefer not having
my dog whacked, but I signed on to this clinic
to take in the methods wholesale.

In this context, the correction worked -- it's not
something I would do in civilian life, but Solo
can take a lot more around stock than he could
anywhere else since he wants the sheep so badly.

And I know Jack would not have done it if he
though Solo couldn't take it," melanie chang.

> Wow, that was really great reading.
> Diane Blackman
> http://www.dog-play.com http://www.dog-play.com/TOTE.html
> Be true to your own principles, and hold to them,
> else complain not when the world runs contrary.

-------------------------------

> leaving them battling adulterous fantasies
> of wild mediterranean romance;

Pongo tu sombrero, Cesar <{) ; ~ )  >.

> yet it is my porcelain, non-threatening asiatic features

INDEEDY. Seems The Caes has been
readin "Calming Signals." Let's hope
The Caes don't break DHOWEN an
start humpin her leg pryor to daddykins
takin off for beddy bye.

> that disarms them,

The Caes can train the dog to do THAT for him.
The hyperactive little dog won't take but WON
MOMENT to learn HOWE to hump the lady's
leg if he keeps his eye on The Caes.

> leaves them... vulnerable.

Or The Caes MIGHT CHOKE her like HOWE
he does the dog for not COOPERATIN.

> Let me let you in on a little secret

The Amazing Puppy Wizard KNOWS ALL.

> around here: the Caesar bangs all of the dog women.

HOWE does The Ces handle their BITING?

>  I explain the basics to her:

You grab the throat with the fingernails
to simulate a mom dog administering
tender loving care. The women LOVE
a STRONG DETERMINED man who
KNOWS HOWE to HURT a dog or
woman and doesn't worry abHOWET
DH wakin up.

> you must choke the dog's head upwards when
> he is lagging behind and you must only show
> affection when the dog is in a submissive state.

If it works on DOGS it WILL CERTAINLY WORK
on WOMEN and KIDS on accHOWENT of:

     "The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
                                   Never Change,
         Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Could Not Obtain
              Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
                         For All Handler's And All Dogs,
                                NEARLY INSTANTLY,
     As Taught In Your FREE Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's
    FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual,"
                   The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~  )  >

> My advice to these people is always the same:

HURT and INTIMIDATE the dog and AVOID situations
where you CAN'T HURT IT when necessary.

> dog problems come from dog unhappiness,

RIGHT. THAT'S HOWE COME WE CHOKE THEM.

> and dog unhappiness comes not from lack of
> accommodation but rather from lack of assertiveness.

RIGHT. Like Mrs. Dog Owner's schlamile DH.
LUCKY THING he ACCOMODATED The Caes
or The Caes mighta had to train his own little
doggy to sexually mutilate him.

> When you have mastered the behavior of the dog,

Same same as for a woman or child, to
The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ )  >

            "It is by muteness that a dog becomes
                       so utterly beyond value."

                      Like a confessor Priest?

                               "With him,
                  words play no torturing tricks.........., "
                           --John Galsworthy.

             Don't bet your dog won't tell on you...
                      Their behaviors reflect
       HOWER words, actions and training quirks.
         Jerry HOWE, The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~  )  >

> you are 90% to having mastered
> the behavior of the woman?

The Amazing Puppy Wizard SPECIALIZES
in that missin 10%, Caes. You could too if
you carried a gun. And handcuffs. And mace.
And a nylon stockin or two.

You like whips, Caes? Most women do.

          "Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny",
                    Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
                              Agamemnon.

>  Friday's assignment: The Gautier family and
>  their Labrador retriever, Sasha. Jeanne Gautier-
> a freshly menopausal little number-brings me
> and my crew out back; tagging along behind
> us is her fat schlub of a husband Troy who
> looks kind of like Edward Herrmann as a
> glassy-eyed acid casualty.

Tough competition, eh Ces?

> She points to her dog out in the yard,
> running around in circles for minutes
> on end. "Our dog Sasha has a tail-
> chasing problem," she explains.

That's an OCD. LIKE THIS:

"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help.
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusMed.WMV
http://www.oofus.com/pix/PoorRufusSmall.WMV"

THAT'S AN OCD. His owner CAUSED IT by
MISHANDLING and ABUSING his dog according
to the BEST advice of HOWER Gang Of Lying
Dog Abusing Punk Thug Cowards And ACTIVE
LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES and
ASYLUM ESCAPEES.

>    "What a coincidence,"

INDEED?:

"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.

"I know this is a hard subject to bring up without starting the
whole cruelty thread again so I'll state my opinion once and
won't defend it further: any method can be cruel for some
dogs.

Even the slightest punishment was wrong for Cubbe at the
beginning, but we've come a long way since then. She trusts
us now as I mentioned in a recent post. Point is, she's been
rewarded for coming, but she's never been punished, even in
the mildest way, for not coming.

Is it time for that?

What might I look for to tell?"

"Julia Altshuler" <jaltshu...@comcast.net> wrote in message

news:McYnb.45145$ao4.106231@attbi_s51...

> After talking with the vet yesterday and watching
> Cubbe all day today, I'm convinced that the shaking
> is behavioral, not physical. Naturally I'll continue
> keeping an eye on her, but when I add everything
> up, I don't see symptoms of anything neurological--
> and the vet agrees.
> --Lia

---------------------------

>  I think secretly to myself,

It's not POLITE to have SECRETS.

                  ALL Critters Only Respond In
       PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
                INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways;
To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
                  Which We Create For Them.

>  "so does the Caesar dog."

INDEED?

       In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
                     FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
                    SAME SAME SAME SAME,
      For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

    Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
         We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
               And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

HOWE does The Ces deal with a STUBBORN
woman? Does he treat her JUST LIKE her dog
like HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard does???

Seems that'd be FITTIN if we was talkin
SCIENTIFIC DOG TRAININ and CONDITIONING:

     "The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
                                   Never Change,
         Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Could Not Obtain
              Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
                         For All Handler's And All Dogs,
                                NEARLY INSTANTLY,
     As Taught In Your FREE Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's
    FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual,"
                   The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~  )  >

>  ----> ROBERT CAPONI: The man who with the
> power of his brain plumbed the depths of the
> mysteries of the Universe.
<---------
>  €  http://home.earthlink.net/~tagutcow  €

http://tagutcow.yafro.com

> - - - -Mayo-nize Your Turkeyburger  - - - -

     "If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
                    and you will know each other.
      If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
             and what you do not know you will fear.

                    What one fears, one destroys."
                             Chief Dan George

       "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress
       can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
       ~ Mohandas Gandhi -- Adapted with permission
       from is FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
       WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.
                                <} ; ~  )   >

  "The day may come when the rest of the animal creation
                           may acquire those rights
       which never could have been withholden from them
                         but by the hand of tyranny.
               The question is not can they REASON,
                             nor can they TALK,
                         but can they SUFFER?"  -
                             - Jeremy Bentham

               "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised
                        for the good of its victims,
                     may be the most oppressive.

             Those who torment us for our own good
                     will torment us  without end,
                  for they do so with the approval
                      of their own conscience."
                               - C.S. Lewis.

             All truth passes through three stages.
                           First, it  is ridiculed.
                   Second, it is violently opposed.
          Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
                        -Arthur Schopenhauer

               "Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
                    even tho it's a hopeless task,
                         in this system of things.
                    As long as man is ruling man,
              there will be animals (and humans!)
                        abused and neglected. :-(
                          Your student," Juanita.

              "If you've got them by the balls their hearts
                            and minds will follow,"
                                 John Wayne.

                       ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
                  ,-._,-,
                  V)"(V
                  (_o_)  Have a great day!
                   /  V)
                  (l l l)  Your Puppy Wizard. <{}YPW; ~ }  >
                  oo-oo

                                  GOT MILK?

The Amazing Puppy Wizard will be HAPPY to take a moment and dig
up a couple email addresses AND cite some of HIS reviews of the dog
abuser's illustriHOWES work just in case you'd like to inform these dog

abusing cowards that The Amazing Puppy Wizard is RUININ their
credibility
and reputations by QUOTING their case histories of animal abuse and
lies.

Here's a list of professional DOG ABUSERS, their email and phone
numbers when available along with The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
Articles where HE CITES THEIR ABUSE and IDENTIFIES EXXXPOSES and
DISCREDITS them. The tinyurl.com's go to articles they can read to
COMPLAIN abHOWET. See what you can do abHOWET it:

Let's start with the Association of Pet Dog Trainers (APDT)
and their cohorts cpdt and ccpdt BWEEEEAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! FRAUDS!

The Amazing Puppy Wizard has IDENTIFIED EXXXPOSED and DISCREDITED
most of their entire board PUBICLY RIGHT HERE on The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual Forums. Look it up. captain arthur
haggerty, lt. joel walton, dr. ian dunbar, sue sternberg, adam kats,
john fisher and others, including their fraudulent CRITTERIER

ADAM KATZ and CAPTAIN HAGGERTY are OLD MUZZLE KOEHLER NAZIS.

http://tinyurl.com/7afpz
http://tinyurl.com/8wl77

Association of Pet Dog Trainers (APDT)
150 Executive Center Drive Box 35
Greenville, SC 29615
1-800-PET-DOGS
1-800-738-3647
FAX: 864-331-0767
informat...@apdt.com

Adam Katz, LIAR, Dog Abuser, Coward, Fraud:

a...@dogproblems.com

sue sternberg, dog abuser, murderer, coward

http://tinyurl.com/9b45e

             --------

Dog Aggression: Dr. Ian Dunbar JERRYIZED <{) ; ~ ) >
INCOMPETENT FRAUD

http://tinyurl.com/9m7t8

phone: 800-419-8748

         ------------

"Stealing Dogs, Gang Banging Whores" - By haggerty / maida

"REPEATED DOG ATTACKS" - captain arthur
haggerty EXXXPOSED As A LYING DOG
ABUSING PUNK THUG COWARD And FRAUD.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes
A ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The
Dog The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears
And Give A Popping Sound To The Dog

haggerty / uncle matty margolis / fence jumpin /
mHOWEthing / coprophagy / scolding HOWEsbreaking

http://tinyurl.com/btk69

Captain Haggerty
888-796-6991
i...@haggertydog.com <i...@haggertydog.com>

              -----------------------

"Science and Dog Training," Mark Plonsky, Ph.D., JERRYIZED
Dog abuser, coward, fraud

http://tinyurl.com/72vhz

Dr. P's Dog Training Site

mplon...@uwsp.edu

If you like this site, please consider making a
donation to help support it. *(BWEEEAAAAHAHA!!!)

                ---------

professor marshall dermer, ANAL-ytic behaviorist
at UofWI, Dog Abusing Punk Thug Coward, Suspected
Congenital MENTAL CASE:

http://tinyurl.com/7k2lp

The "ROCK" Of rpdb - professor SCRUFF SHAKE dermer
EXXXPOSED As A GENETIC Or CONditioned MENTAL CASE:
YOU DECIDE.

http://tinyurl.com/9um77

der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu (Marshall Dermer)

                 -------------------

HOWESbreaking Management -
lt joel doubletalkin know nuthin walton

http://tinyurl.com/bqdst
http://tinyurl.com/e3qs4

jwal...@access.digex.net

Lt. Joel Walton, CPDT
http://www.joelwalton.com
Walton Family Dog Training LLC
aggressive behavior cases Washington DC area
author of: Positive Puppy Training Works
Labrador Retrievers for Dummies

              ---------------

             SCAM ALERT!

    "drop it" You Drop It, Maggot

http://tinyurl.com/e3qs4

Certification Council for Pet Dog Trainers (CCPDT).
The CCPDT is an international testing and certification
program for professional pet dog trainers

E mail: j...@ccpdt.org
Phone: 212-356-0682

             -----------

EXXXPOSE! Training Dogs From Birth To
Death, In WON YEAR Or Less - canines.com

http://tinyurl.com/8spb3

http://canines.com/contacts/

        ---------

The Puppy Wizard was CURSED today with the displeasure of
watching uncle matty margolis, star student and master dog
abuser protege of the world infamHOWEs BLOWHARD and
DOG ABUSER, captain arthur haggerty, fast talkin dog training
lesson salesman, thief, liar, fraud, dog abuser.

http://tinyurl.com/dusaq

http://www.unclematty.com/woofpub/dearum_form.htm

---------------

Caesar Millan: Dog Whisperer:
       ~SECRETS~

The SECRET S-HOWEND: "HOWECH!!! ~
TODAY WAS A BITING DAY" ceasar milan,
"the dog whisperer

http://tinyurl.com/9d3wz
http://tinyurl.com/ax5vt

"I Train People. I Rehabilitate Dogs.
I Am caesar milan, The Dog Whisperer"
"THAT DOG CANNOT BE REHABILITATED"

http://tinyurl.com/7odjc

HOWE does The Caes handle their BITING?

>  I explain the basics to her:

You grab the throat with the fingernails
to simulate a mom dog administering tender
loving care. The women LOVE a STRONG
DETERMINED man who KNOWS HOWE to HURT
a dog child or woman and doesn't worry
abHOWET DH wakin up.

> you must choke the dog's head upwards when
> he is lagging behind and you must only show
> affection when the dog is in a submissive state.

If it works on DOGS it WILL CERTAINLY WORK
on WOMEN and KIDS on accHOWENT of:

       "The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
                        Never Change,
         Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Could Not Obtain
              Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
               For All Handler's And All Dogs,
                    NEARLY INSTANTLY,
         As Taught In Your FREE Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's
         FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual,"
             The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~  )  >

> My advice to these people is always the same:

HURT and INTIMIDATE the dog and AVOID situations
where you CAN'T HURT IT when necessary <{) ; ~ )  >

http://tinyurl.com/dlpc4

cesarmi...@mphent.com
323-235-0328

          -----------

Nicholas Dodman Professor DOG ABUSER, FRAUD:
HEEL THYSELF, Dr. Dodman
dr. dodman veterinary ethologist, tuffts unversity
Obsessive Compulsive Disorders Clinic, IDENTIFIED
EXXXPOSED And DISCREDITED i.e., JERRYIZED <{) ; ~ ) >

http://tinyurl.com/dxd4d

Section Head and Program Director, Animal Behavior
Department of Clinical Sciences
Phone: 508-887-4640
Fax: 508-839-7922
PetFax: 1-800-839-8PET
Email: nicholas.dod...@tufts.edu
Dept URL: Animal Behavior

           -------------

dra. Linda E. Hungerford, MD Tallgrass Prairie Kennels

Medical FRAUD, SPECIALTIES: Psychiatry, COWARDICE, Animal
Abuse, SPAM, BACKYARD BREEDING of VICIHOWES GIANT BREED DOGS

http://tinyurl.com/dxmhn

http://tinyurl.com/aof3n

http://tinyurl.com/8b49b

"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes
which can be made in a very narrow field." Niels
Bohr (1885-1962)

The difference between genius and stupidity is that
genius has its limits.... (Albert Einstein)

tallgrassprai...@earthlink.net

> > > > Seems you spend ALL your time COMPLAININ abHOWET The Amazing
> > > > Puppy Wizard and HIS 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
> > > > SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Kat Child And SP-HOWES
> > > > Training Method Manual <{) ; ~ )  >
> > > See?  You are wrong yet again.  I spend "ALL" my time complaining about
> > > you?  Uh - NO.  But I do my share of warning people about you, the
> > > pervert and liar and people abuser and dog abuser and scam artist that
> > > you are.  THAT, I am guilty of - but someone has to warn people of you.
> > >  Don't you agree?
> >  "My son thinks like everyone else when he sneaks on and
> >  reads this group: you are "a dummy" according to him.
> >  Even kids can see what f.cking idiot you are."
> > You "DON'T allHOWE" you kid to see these forums so he does it behind
> > your back JUST LIKE HOWE these dog abusers dogs counter surf and raid
> > garbage bins soon as they turn their backs on them <{) ; ~ ) >
> So you think kids don't do things behind their parent's back?

Children SNEAK an LIE on accHOWENT of they FEAR their abusive parents.

> You are damn foolish.

You're a dog an child abuser.

> > > As soon as you cease berating and scamming good people with a crappy
> > > dog training "manual" and a "magik box", I'll leave you alone.
> > The Amazing Puppy Wizard NEEDS your posts, unsurreality:
> Good!  I'll be here forever to warn good people of you -
> someone has to do it.

Well then just WARN the dog abusers who's WORK The Amazing
Puppy Wizard has IDENTIFIED EXXXPOSED and DISCREDITED. Perhaps
they'll start a class action suit against The Amazing Puppy
Wizard <{) ; ~  ) >

> And you STILL can't spell my name correctly......idiot.

You mean mike duforth, anonymHOWES lyin dog and child
abusing punk thug coward active acute chronic long term
incurable mental case?:

unsurreality_2...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Try this free book - it has helped me so much:
> Courteous Canines
> http://home.adelphia.net/~nuxodom

       "Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
       Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is
       A Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
       But You'll Get Over It." mike duforth, author
       of the zero selling book "CourteHOWES Canines"

"I have heard advice stating that you should pre-load
your dog for Bitter Apple for it to work as efficiently
as possible. What  does this mean?

When you bring home the Bitter Apple for the first time,
spray one squirt directly into the dog's mouth and walk
away. The dog won't be too thrilled with this but just
ignore him and continue your normal behavior."

           --Mike Dufort
             author of the zero selling book
             "Courteous Canines"

> It's SO much better than The Amazing Puppy Wizard's Garbage manual.

  BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

         The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{) ; ~ )  >

P.S. SPELLIN is The Amazing Puppy Wizard's BUSINESS <{) ; ~ )  >
Jankins - 25 Jul 2006 05:17 GMT
cesar millan amazing and everything he does is perfect and the best way
to train a dog, any one who thinks diff. can go to hell. u know anyone
that can single handedly have full control over 20 or more dogs at one
time, doubt it
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> cesar millan amazing and everything he does is perfect

the ces is a dog abusin Nazi, Jenkins. He's a coward.

> and the best way to train a dog,

You see him often gettin bit and chokin dogs. Dogs
ONLY bite when they're HURT or AFRAID, Jenkins.

> any one who thinks diff. can go to hell.

You got a giant breed dog, Jenkins. You won't be able
to ABUSE your dog like HOWE the ces abuses the little
dogs he handles on his videos. Your dog will do the
same to you, and then you'll MURDER IT JUST LIKE HOWE
the ces would if a Mastiff threw him to the grHOWEND
and grHOWELED into his throat and bit him on the ear.

> u know anyone that can single handedly have full
> control over 20 or more dogs at one time, doubt it

You mean by intimidating them, Jenkins? Of curse
that does take special skills <{}: ~ ( >

HOWEDY Judith,

Judith Althouse wrote:

> Thumbs up or Thumbs down???

the ces is a dog abusin punk thug coward, a Nazi / Fascist.

> I love him.

DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS, Judith.

> He is my idol, my hero, my guru.

He's a dog abuser, a punk and a coward.

>  i want to be him when I grow up :)

Well then, you're too stupid to live so long.

> so, whadda ya say do ya like him or not?

Your own dogs' behavior problems are reflected in
your mentor's insidiHOWES methods:

> I say Thumbs UP!!!!!

Shove 'm both up your arse an walk on your elbows.

> Be Free,

That's curiHOWES, comin from a Nazi.

> Judy

Here's a little of your own posted case history and
a couple of REVIEWS of the ces in action:

Judith Althouse wrote:

> Hi everyone,
>
>   I read thru all of the posts just knowing that someone else
> had already addressed my problems but if so I overlooked it.

The QUESTION was "alpha dogs".

The PROBLEM is FEAR AGGRESSION in a ALPHA BITCH HOWEsHOWEld <{): ~ ) >

>   I have had 2 of my dogs since they were a year old.
>  They are now 13 and 14.

The average lifespan of abused dogs here is 9-10 years old.

> The older one a spayed female Border Collie mix.  The 13
> year old a Black Lab, 15 months ago I introduced a year
> old Pit Bul/Lab mix to the pack.

NO PROBLEMO.

> He is a neutered male approx 2 years old now....

Surgical sexual mutilation CAUSES insecurity and aggression.

> Everything has been rolling right along.

INDEED.

>  Several months ago another Pit Bull joined the family
>  although he has remained outside.  He is not neutered
>  yet and though he is very mellow I just feel like I am
>  pushing my luck to introduce him to the household.

Dog trainin AIN'T LUCK. "Luck is for SUCKERS," The Puppy
Wizard's DADDY <{}; ~ )  >

> He is not housebroken

That's IDIOCY. HOWEsbreakin is INSTINCTIVE at four weeks
of age. It's a dog's most imperative terrortorial imperative
after SURVIVAL. There's ONLY TWO *(2) reasons HOWE COME a
dog would have HOWEsbreakin problems. AnyWON who got a dog
with HOWEsbreakin problems got EITHER a SICK DOG OR a UNHAPPY
DOG <{): ~ (  >

Subject: The Dog Whisperer

Thumbs up or Thumbs down???  I love him.  He is my idol,
my hero, my guru.  i want to be him when I grow up :) so,
whadda ya say do ya like him or not?

I say Thumbs UP!!!!!

Be Free,
Judy

> and most likely has spent his life on a chain.

That's IRRELEVENT.

>   Ok here is the problem...

Subject: The Dog Whisperer

Thumbs up or Thumbs down???  I love him.  He is my idol,
my hero, my guru.  i want to be him when I grow up :) so,
whadda ya say do ya like him or not?

I say Thumbs UP!!!!!

Be Free,
Judy

> Jubal Early the Pit Bull/Lab mix recently attacked
> Buck (my old Lab) 3 times in one day.

Dogs ONLY attack when they're AFRAID. ALL AGGRESSION
IS FEAR. ALL FEAR is CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

LIKE THIS:

Subject: The Dog Whisperer

Thumbs up or Thumbs down???  I love him.  He is my idol,
my hero, my guru.  i want to be him when I grow up :) so,
whadda ya say do ya like him or not?

I say Thumbs UP!!!!!

Be Free,
Judy

>  It was not the most vicious attacks I have ever seen but
> could have easily escalated.  Buck came out of it with a
> scrape on his ear.  Buck just laid around for a day.  I
> am not sure if it was because he was sore or because he
> was broken.  Of course I have kept Jubal Early seperated
> or on a leash since then.

Seems with all your "KNOWLEDGE" learned from the ces,
you shouldn't have this problem. Your dogs are not
"calm and assertive" they're AFRAID, on accHOWENT of
you're a DOG ABSUER, not a calm assertive leader, but
a NAZI, like the ces. OtherWIZE, your dogs would be
FRIENDLY and SAFE and SECURE.

HOWEver, THEY AIN'T.

>  Buck is definitely afraid of Jubal,

Well then, what's THAT say to your "CALM ASSERTIVE" energy?

Subject: The Dog Whisperer

Thumbs up or Thumbs down???  I love him.  He is my idol,
my hero, my guru.  i want to be him when I grow up :) so,
whadda ya say do ya like him or not?

I say Thumbs UP!!!!!

Be Free,
Judy

>  the sound of him makes Buck anxious.

Well then, perhaps you should practice the ces's "SECRET S-HOWEND",
eh Judith? You know, the WON the ces makes when he got to assert
his calm assertive energy? You know, when he grabs the victim by
his throat an tells IT to be CALM and ASSERTIVE and IT WON'T GET
CHOKED someMOORE <{}; ~ ) >

>  Prior to this incident Jubal E steered clear of Buck if
>  a toy would roll over to Buck he would grab the toy and
>  run for his life, even jump over the couch at times to
>  avoid passing Buck in a close hall way.

What happened to your "CALM ASSERTIVE ENERGY", Judith?

> I must admit to having made some mistakes with Jubal E.

You mean, LIKE THIS?:

Subject: The Dog Whisperer

Thumbs up or Thumbs down???  I love him.  He is my idol,
my hero, my guru.  i want to be him when I grow up :) so,
whadda ya say do ya like him or not?

I say Thumbs UP!!!!!

Be Free,
Judy

>  He is young and active and he is fun to play with
> plus I did not have complete control of his handling.

You mean you couldn't jerk and choke IT and run IT arHOWEND
the city for an HOWER twice a day as INSTRUCTED by the ces?

>  Suffice it to say Jubal was allowed to run the show.

You mean, he was ALPHA? The so called "ALPHA" is ALWAYS
the MOST FEARFUL, like the alpha trainer, Judith. THAT'S
HOWE COME the ces is a COWARD, Judith. ONLY A COWARD would
do what he does to dogs and try to get HOWET callin NAZISM,
dog trainin.

Subject: The Dog Whisperer

Thumbs up or Thumbs down???  I love him.  He is my idol,
my hero, my guru.  i want to be him when I grow up :) so,
whadda ya say do ya like him or not?

I say Thumbs UP!!!!!

Be Free,
Judy

> He became the Pack Leader over humans and dogs alike.

That's sheer idiocy.

>  My theory is that Jubal has just taken over as the Alpha Dog.

You mean he's HOWETA CON-TROLL, Judith? PERHAPS it's your
THEORY that's caused your dog behavior problems? PERHAPS
if you worked within ACCEPTED SCIENTIFIC BEHAVIOR SCIENCE
you wouldn't be GUSSIN HOWE COME your dog is AFRAID enough
to attack his HOWEsmate UNDER YOUR CON-TROLL, Judith?

> The part I do NOT understand is why Jubal Early is still
> on the attack since Buck is not offering any opposition.

Oh, THAT'S on accHOWENT of your dog is AFRAID, Judith.

HERE'S HOWE COME YOUR DOG IS AFRAID, Judith:

Subject: The Dog Whisperer

Thumbs up or Thumbs down???  I love him.  He is my idol,
my hero, my guru.  i want to be him when I grow up :) so,
whadda ya say do ya like him or not?

I say Thumbs UP!!!!!

Be Free,
Judy

> I can't say he is submissive.

RIGHT. It's SURVIVAL INSTINCT. You've frightened your dog to death.

> He doesn't get a chance to be.

Naaaah? DO TELL???

Subject: The Dog Whisperer

Thumbs up or Thumbs down???  I love him.  He is my idol,
my hero, my guru.  i want to be him when I grow up :) so,
whadda ya say do ya like him or not?

I say Thumbs UP!!!!!

Be Free,
Judy

> Terrified would be more like it....

INDEED? Whatever happened to your "CALM ASSERTIVE ENERGY", Judith?

> I have gone over the incidents a million times

ALL AGGRESSION IS FEAR, Judith. The SAME FEAR which fuels
you and your Nazi punk thug coward active acute chronic
long term incurable mental case pals who jerk choke shock
bribe crate intimidate surgically sexually mutilate and
murder innocent defenseless dumb critters <{): ~ ( >

THAT'S HOWE COME DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS, Judith.

> and for the life of me I cannot put my finger on
> anything in particular triggering the incident...

Subject: The Dog Whisperer

Thumbs up or Thumbs down???  I love him.  He is my idol,
my hero, my guru.  i want to be him when I grow up :) so,
whadda ya say do ya like him or not?

I say Thumbs UP!!!!!

Be Free,
Judy

> There was a time when Lady (my oldest dog was the Alpha dog

You mean when she was most afraid.

> and controlled Buck) until a few years ago and
> she gracefully took a back seat to him.

That's curiHOWES. Males in nature ALWAYS defer to the female,
it's SURVIVAL INSTINCT at it's beast, dog lovers <{): ~ ) >

> Somebody, please help?

Here ya go, Judith:

Subject: The Dog Whisperer

Thumbs up or Thumbs down???  I love him.  He is my idol,
my hero, my guru.  i want to be him when I grow up :) so,
whadda ya say do ya like him or not?

I say Thumbs UP!!!!!

Be Free,
Judy

> Do you think things will ever settle down here?

All depends. Do you want to continue to be an abuser?

>  All of my dogs are rescued dogs that just came to me.

Yeah. Rescued.

> As much as I love the 2 new additions.  I will not see
> my poor old Dog Buck be terrified and hurt by anyone.

You mean, like HOWE he HAS BEEN, despite your "CALM ASSERTIVE" energy?

>   You can imagine what it is like, constantly
>   shuffling dogs and fearing disaster.

Yeah. It'd be NORMAL for a incompetent dog abusin coward.

> This has all hapened a couple of days ago and I am exhausted.

Naaah?

> I am sorry to be so wordy, but I was trying to give you
> the straight scoop so hopefully someone could offer some
> advice.

Yeah? Then HOWE COME you "OVERLOOKED" your ALPHALPHA THEORY PROBLEM?

> I have always had dogs.

Let's get sumpthin straight, dog abuser. DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT
POST HERE abHOWETS. LIARS DOG ABSUERS COWARDS and PATHETIC
LYING DOG ABUSING PUNK THUG COWARD ACTIVE ACUTE CHRONIC LONG
TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES post here when they want PERMISSION
to HURT INTIMIDATE and MURDER their own innocent defenseless
dumb critters, Judith.

HOWE COME DO YOU WANT TO HURT YOUR DOGS, Judith?

>  I have owned a show dog, obedience dogs, (Dobermans)

Oh, so you've already got a very long case history
of animal abuse and alphalphal dysfunction thinkin.

> so I am not a novice to the dog world.

But you're lookin for advice to HURT your dog.

>  Somebody please HELP us...

No Judith, you need to heelp yourself.

> Thanks for reading this.....

You're a victim of abuse, as are your children and dogs.

> Be Free,

ONLY PARENTS FEAR and HATE The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing Grand Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy And
Horsey Wizard even MOORE than the professional trainers,
university behaviorists and veterinary malpracticioners whom
HE has IDENTIFIED EXXXPOSED and DISCREDITED <{) ; ~ ) >

> Judy

          Oprah Winfrey's Dog Problems

Lisa Radosta -Huntley DVM
Resident, Behavioral Medicine
Matthew J. Ryan Veterinary Hospital of the
University of Pennsylvania

I am sorry to report that Cesar Millan is going to be featured
on an upcoming episode of Oprah
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/goss...-262036c.html).

Pretty much everything that EVER appears on Oprah becomes HUGE,
so I am very disheartened to say the least. Best case scenario
is that this appearance puts him on the radar of the positive
dog training, animal welfare, and/or animal rights communities
resulting in a critical mass of people expressing their opposition
to his methods.

Unfortunately, in the U.S., even bad press winds up being
good press somehow, so it will be interesting to see how
this plays out.

Lisa Radosta -Huntley DVM
Resident, Behavioral Medicine
Matthew J. Ryan Veterinary Hospital of the
University of Pennsylvania Oprah link -

http://www.oprah.com/email/tows/tows...uestid=3240019

Please do whatever you can...

Pat Miller

Hi,

This message was originally sent to me by Kathy Kruger. I am
forwarding it because if we don't act now, Cesar Millan and
his methods will be household names by Monday afternoon at 5 pm.

Anyone who is interested, please pass this on to your own list
serves and act quickly. I have already emailed and the letter
that we sent to National Geographic is being overnight Fed Ex'd.

Lisa

                     __________________

                        Cesar's Way:

         The Natural, Everyday Guide to Understanding
               & Correcting Common Dog Problems

By Cesar Millan, with Melissa Jo Peltier
Harmony Books, 320 pp., 2006; $24.95

Reviewed by Pat Miller for The Bark

Cesar Millan Book

Almost every dog-training book has something to offer the
discerning reader, and Cesar's Way is no exception. The
book's strength is as an autobiography of National Geographic's
TV dog-trainer star, Cesar Millan. If you're curious about
how Millan got where he is today, this book will tell you.

If you're looking for significant help training your dog,
however, look elsewhere.

Many in the behavioral science community view the tenets-
and consequences- of Cesar's "way" with trepidation.

In an interview published in the New York Times in February
of this year, Dr. Nicolas Dodman, director of the Animal
Behavior Clinic at Tufts University 's Cummings School of
Veterinary Medicine, observed, "My College thinks it is a
travesty.

We've written to National Geographic Channel and told them
they have put dog training back 20 years."

Millan provides little in terms of concrete training information,
offering instead broad generalizations about projecting "calm-
assertive energy"-a Millan catch phrase-and instilling "calm,
submissive energy" in your dog.

For example, in Chapter 8, he offers "Simple Tips for Living
Happily with Your Dog." His "Rules of the House" include:

   "Wake up on your terms, not his... condition him to get
quietly off the bed if he wakes before you do."

   "Don't allow possessiveness over toys and food!"

   "Don't allow out-of-control barking."

Good advice, perhaps, but, nowhere in the book does he
explain how to accomplish these things, other than by
using calm-assertive energy.

Millan is nothing if not confident. He admits to his "
politically incorrect" reliance on old-fashioned dominance
theory, stating, "To dogs, there are only two positions in
a relationship: leader and follower.

Dominant and submissive.

It's either black or white."

He even has the hubris to bemoan the unwillingness of
authorities to allow him to rehabilitate Hera, one of
the two notorious Presa Canario dogs who killed Diane
Whipple in the hallway of her San Francisco apartment
building.

In Millan's world, every behavior problem is addressed in
terms of dominance and submission. He even uses the alpha
roll as part of his "dominance ritual"; this technique-
forcibly rolling a dog on his side or back and holding him
there-is considered by many to be a dangerous practice based
on faulty interpretation of wolf behavior.

It long ago fell into disfavor with trainers whose methods
are based on the science of behavior and learning.

Where Millan talks about "energy," science-based trainers
talk about behavior, and generally agree that status in
social groups is fluid and contextual, not black or white.

Truly effective and long-term success in behavior modification
requires a far more studied and complex approach than simply
asserting dominance.

Interpretation of dog body language diverges just as widely.

Millan refers in his book to Kane, a Great Dane who appeared on
his TV show who was afraid of slick linoleum floors. Millan claims
that with less than 30 minutes of his calm, assertive influence,
Kane was striding confidently down the slick hallway.

Every trainer I know who has watched that segment notes the
dog's post-Millan, obvious and ongoing stress signals: head
and tail lowered, hugging the wall, panting.

Millan touts the benefits of exercise in modifying dog behavior,
a concept I heartily endorse. However, his book starts with a
description of the four-hour exercise session he engages in with
his pack of dogs every morning in the Santa Monica Mountains of
Southern California, followed by afternoons spent rollerblading
with those same dogs, 10 at a time, on the streets around his
training center.

One of the tenets of a successful training program is that it
gives the dog owner tools he or she can apply. How many dog
owners can spend six hours a day exercising their dogs?

How many can project "calm-assertive energy"? The danger of
Cesar's Way is that it assures owners that quick fixes and
easy answers lie in the hands of a smiling man with the elusive
calm-assertive energy.

In fact, answers are better found in the beautiful complexity
of life, where solutions are often not quick and easy, but are
solidly built on a sturdy foundation and an understanding of
how behavior really works.

Recommended Reading from 4Paws University

A Tough-Love Dog Whisperer Spurs Some Yelps

Producer Sues TV's Dog Whisperer

                        Cesar's Way:

       The Natural, Everyday Guide to Understanding
            and Correcting Common Dog Problems

Amazon.com

"Whisper" softly and carry a big stick?!,

May 8, 2006

Reviewer:    Sympawtico Dog Training, LLC -

I recently compiled a list of suggested reading materials
for my dog training clients. Cesar's Way is not on it.

His methods are based on out-dated and scientifically unfounded
theories that too often place the trainer at odds with their dog,
compromising the safety of both - not to mention eroding the dog-
human bond.

With all of the other good books on positive reinforcement dog
training on the market, the serious student will do far better
to spend their money elsewhere. Don't settle for "whispering";
look to behaviorists and trainers who loudly and clearly offer
sound advice based on good understanding of learning theory
and behavior science: Karen Pryor, Patricia McConnell, Jean
Donaldson, Pat Miller.

Their methods work, they foster communication and cooperation
between the species - and they won't harm you or your dog.

                  ===============

Nothing new or useful,
May 7, 2006
Reviewer:    joyousdog

Milan's methods may seem new and revolutionary to anyone
who has no experience in the world of dogs, but they are
not. In fact, most have long-since been deserted by dog
trainers who understand how learning really happens.

It is as if someone had achieved great popularity pushing
a fabulous new invention called the typewriter, embracing
the long-dead theory that "cold" mothers cause autism in
their children, or advocating smacking kindergarten kids
over the knuckles with a ruler as a magical way to teach
them the alphabet.

Nothing about it seems so horrible, to someone who is innocent
of the history of the subject at hand, and it is neatly packaged
to seem like a method. But a little knowledge easily shows the
flaws in it.

His calm, controlled demeanor is simply common sense to anyone
who works with animals, or, for that matter, anyone who teaches
anything. You could probably get that advice from a local trainer
in your town, or even an excellent parent or elementary school
teacher.

And, many trainers agree that exercise is good for dogs -
- that's hardly revolutionary. However, it is not a magical
cure-all for difficult dogs.

The rest of what he advocates, although it may seem to have
a philosophy and some organization, is just a mish-mash of
techniques with little logic behind them.

He has his set routines, and often does not notice that things
like "flooding" -- forcing a dog into a situation that it fears -
- is shutting it down with stress, not calming it down and easing
its fear.

The dog-human relationship need not include dominance rituals -
- dogs know we are not dogs. The "be alpha" stuff came from a
small bit of research on wolves, decades ago, that has long
since been supplanted, and has little bearing on pet dogs.

Life has made us the leaders -- we have control of the doors,
the food, the car, the toys, and everything else a dog wants -
- it is quite easy to change dogs' behavior, as long as we use
those things.

Our larger brains and some patience are the best tools to
train a dog. Actions like controlling the environment to
keep a dog out of trouble, figuring out what it finds
rewarding, and reinforcing behaviors you do want, are far
more effective, pleasant, and likely to build a good
relationship than Milan's techniques.

Check out the works of Karen Pryor, Pat Miller or Melissa
Alexander for better ideas about teaching, and Suzanne
Clothier, Ray and Lorna Coppinger, Jean Donaldson, or
Patricia McConnell for better insight into dogs. For
free advice, try the Clickersolutions.com site.

Dogs can learn self-control, voluntary compliance with our
wishes -- they need not be dominated, just taught. I want
my dogs actions to say "I'll do that!" not "I give up."

             ===================

A sad day in dog land...,
May 6, 2006

Reviewer:    Barbara Davis "BADDogsInc" (Corona, CA)

If you want to take a ride to the 70s in a time machine, this
is the vehicle for you. Do your dog a favor, though, and leave
him right where he is, since Millan's 'philosophy' of dog/human
relationship management really won't be doing him much good.

If you're a big fan of the old school's outmoded alpha rolls,
or truly believe your dog is trying to dominate you while he's
cruising the counter looking for cookies, then you'll probably
enjoy this book a great deal.

If you do choose to buy this, you'll get a lot of the author's
biography and his own personal 'science' (that bears little or
no resemblance to any accepted science in the realms of learning
theory, dog training or behavior).

What you WON'T get is much information on dog training, or much
useful advice on how to fix any kind of dog behavior or dog/human
relationship problems.

Complex issues like separation anxiety rate a couple of paragraphs,
heavily vested in making sure the dog is exercised to exhaustion at
all times.

While I'm sure a dog that's physically depleted all the time is
much easier to handle, I'm not sure how many of us actually have
the ability to incorporate 6 hours of daily strenuous dog exercise
into our already crowded lives.

And besides, what role does an exhausted, 4-legged
zombie fill in your family circle?

The human/dog bond has evolved for thousands of years as a
richly textured relationship deserving of a great deal more
consideration than Millan's 'fast-food' analysis would suggest.

Your money would be better spent elsewhere...

             =============

Customer Reviews

Depends on what you want
July 7, 2006

Reviewer:    Dog Owner (Lake Mary, FL USA)

If you want to see Mr. Milan demonstrate his personal rapport
with animals, this DVD will fill the bill. However, if you are
seeking advice and instruction on how to overcome aggression
in your pet, this DVD will not be of much help.

The DVD is really nothing but an infommercial praising Mr.
Milan's talents. I seriously doubt that the dogs he works
with in the DVD maintain their non-aggressive behavior after
he leaves.

The strategies he uses, such as having the aggressive dog
walk beside his non-aggressive pack dog, are not practical
for the average dog owner.

If someone were going to hire Mr. Milan as a personal dog
trainer, this item would certainly serve as a recommendation,
but it is woefully lacking as step-by-step instruction on how
to overcome aggression in a dog.

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