HOWEDY Tdotnewbie,
On Mar 29, 12:49 pm, "buglady" <buglad...@bigfootdog.com> wrote:
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>> Either way I am bringing her in on Monday to have it removed,
>> he suggested that as well. She has lots of skin in that area
It's INCONCEIVABLE to The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master Puppy,
Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And
Horsey Wizard that ANY INTELLIGENT, ETHICKAL,
REPUTABLE veterinarian would have difficulty DIEagnosing
paw licking granulomas *(an obsessive compulsive disorder
[OCD]), OR, that they would recommend SURGERY for this ubiquitHOWES,
EZily treatable, SELF MUTILATION, STRESS
INDUCED CONdition <{}: ~ ( >
>> ........That's good! I didn't remember if it was
>> down close to the paw or not.
Perhaps bugF'nNUTS is havin a case of cognitive disorder
to compliment her chronic LYIN?
>> anyone has any suggestions or things I
>> should ask I would appeciate the info.
Oh, INDEEDY~!
Although paw licking granulomas / self mutilation is amongst
the most difficult of behavioral CONditions to CURE, it's EZ to
EXXXTINGUISH simply by briefly, variably, alternately distracting
and INSTANTLY praising for 5-15 seconds upon OBSERVING
any licking of the site and doing The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child,
Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey
Wizard's Four Step HEELING Pattern EXXXORCISE for 5
minutes daily for maybe WON WEEK and then every other day
for 5 minutes for a couple of weeks till the wounds are HEELED
and the HABIT is fully EXXXTINGUISHED <{}: ~ ) >
>> ........I'd certainly want the tissue sent off to a pathologist.
Of curse you're welcome to subject your dog to UNNECESSARY
surgical mutilation; many dogs get their toes and feet amptuated,
some are even gently, humanely MURDERD for this ubiquitHOWES,
EZily treatable STRESS INDUCED MUTILATION <{}: ~ ( >
>> Often a vet with a lot of experience can take an educated
>> guess as to what it is, but still doing a histopath is best.
Yeah, UNLESS, of curse, the STRESS INDUCED CONdition
can be EXXXTINGUISHED in just a few minutes of stress
reducing EXXXORCISES.
Then the veterinary malpracticioner, his aspirations, surgery,
and biopsies would be UNNECESSARY and the veterinary
malpracticioner's BANKROLL *(as well as his STAFF'S)
would SUFFER.
Did bugF'nNUTS mention she works for a veterinary malpracticioner??
>> And I can no longer remember if you had bloodwork done,
Well then, LUCKY THING every thing is ARCHIVED on these forums.
>> but certainly a chem panel should be run before surgery due to age.
HOWE COME would ANY ethickal, reputable dog lover recommend
ANY critter undergo the risks of UNNECESSARY surgery? Here's a
HINT: THEY MAKE THEIR LIVIN OFF OF MUTILATIONS.
>> Other than that, I can't think of anything, besides
>> pain control after surgery!
Of curse not~!
The dog has had PROBLEMS for chewin the bandage. That
can EZily be EXXXTINGUISHED using the aforementioned
distraction and praise techniques.
HOWE COME do you suppHOWES noWON mentioned THAT pryor??
HERE'S A HINT: These pathetic miserable stinkin rotten lyin
animal murderin punk thug coward active accute chronic life-
long incurable malignant maliciHOWES MENTAL CASES
got their entire lives vested in their own DEATHLY ILL DOGS
having CHRONIC DIS-EASE, it's called MuncHOWESEN By
Proxy <{}: ~ ( >
You see, we AIN'T dealin with DOG BEHAVIOR problems
here, we're dealin with HUMAN PSYCHIATRIC DIS-EASE.
>> best of luck,
Dog trainin and behavior and heelth AIN'T LUCK: "Luck is for
SUCKERS. NEVER make a SUCKER'S bet," The Puppy Wizard's
DADDY <{}: ~ ) >
>> let us know how it goes.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
>> buglady
>> take out the dog before replying
> Hey all,
You mean 'HOWEDY Gang Of Pathetic Miserable Stinkin
Rotten Lyin Animal Murderin Punk Thug Cowards And
Active Accute Chronic Life-Long Incurable Malignant
MaliciHOWES MENTAL CASES,' don't you, Tdotnewbie.
> So my buddy returned home after a long day at the vet -
> minus 1 growth and the addition of a hot pink bandage.
AND *you* came back several hundred hard earned dollars poorer.
> She was running around with it until the pain
> killers wore off and she tarted limping.
HOWEver, she WASN'T limping PRYOR, was she, Tdotnewbie.
IN FACT, she didn't appear to be in ANY PAIN pryor to your
veterinary malpracticioner RAPIN you an your poor innocent
defenseless dog, DID SHE, Tdotnewbie <{}: ~ ( >
> Then she started at the bandage to get it off -
Bandages and stoping the licking won't solve the
cause of the problem. THAT'S HOWE COME you
gotta follow the instructions in your FREE copy of
The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Training Method Manual and do all the exercises
as instructed and ask The Amazing Puppy Wizard if
you need any additional FREE heelp.
Telling him not to lick is going to increase his
anxiHOWESNESS and insecurity and may
cause other OCD behaviors. Like this:
"I posted this to rec.pets.dogs.health without
too much success. Things are beginning to
get much worse day by day and the vets seem
unable to help.
http://tinyurl.com/fbqnw
THAT'S AN OCD. His owner CAUSED IT by
MISHANDLING and ABUSING his dog according
to the BEST advice of HOWER Gang Of Lying
Dog Abusing Punk Thug Cowards And ACTIVE
LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES.
> this is going to be fun!
Oh, you mean, LIKE THIS?:
Hennie van Dalen www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
schreef in bericht "Paul B" <ab...@clear.net.nz>
news:3ff50d83@clear.net.nz...
> Both my dogs at some stage have licked a spot
> somewhere on their bodies and I have always
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> a vet appointment is needed or to wait and see,
> keeping a close eye.
> To stop the licking I distract the dog and give it
> some friendly banter, when it starts licking again
> I repeat, usually after about 4 times the dog stops,
> for the moment at least, if it starts again then repeat,
> before long the dog has no more desire to lick that
> spot at all.
The same thing worked with my lab licking/chewing
problem too. He had an itch due to blocked anal glands
and started chewing and licking his tail at the root.
After the glands were squeezed, and the itch was
gone he still wouldn't stop. (because the place he
chewed raw was itching)
After some training (roughly the same methode
as yours) he stopped.
--
Hennie van Dalen
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fotografie/doggy-pictures/
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"Hennie van Dalen" <h.vandalen11***removethis...@chello.nl>
wrote in message news:TlsCb.2895$7U1.7896@amstwist00...
RTFM is age-old computer lingo.... It stands for
"Read The F***ing Manual" ;-) I used the manual
and it works very good!
But it is a long text to read (76 pages printed on
A4-size paper) My lab is 1year old now, and teaching
him something new takes about 30minutes (depending
on what to teach offcourse)
My other dog (a 7year old staffordshire terrier-mix) is a bit
slower in learning, but he is used to me calling him a "bad
dog"whenever he did something i didn't want him to do, or
it might be the age.
Sometimes it looks like Sam (the lab) WANTS to learn
something new: he wants me to bring along the can
filled with washers whenever we go for a walk. It is a
very "humane" way of teaching: the dog is allways a
"good dog", and never a "bad dog"
There is nu punishment or prong-collars involved.
For a fact i tought him to heel in 15min's without
beeing on a leach at-all !!! When he spotted a dog,
he used to run towards it, but now i tought him to "ask
permission" first, and to my surprise it worked!
My dogs never went to puppy-training (lucky for them),
maybe this helped too.
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> The growth is sent off to the pathologist - but the vet said
> he's not too concerned about a tumor - more like a wart or
> a growth caused by over licking.
Licking granulomas are VERY common amongst Great
Danes and English Mastiffs, especially when kenneled.
> But he put 'tumor' on the report as the last thing to check
> just to be sure that he can eliminate that possibility.
Had you been PAYIN ATTENTION to the INFORMATION
I've been posting or had read the heelth pages on my website:
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard/nutritionhealthcareve.htm,
you'd have SAVED your dog from goin through UNNECESSARY
surgery and WASTING a few hundred bucks <{}:~ ( >
HOWEver, I find it difficult, no, IMPOSSIBLE to believe,
you didn't notice my posts pryor, and THAT'S HOWE COME
I always sez "DECENT PEOPLE DON'T POST HERE" and
my DADDY SEZ "You're JUDGED BY the company you
keep. Birds of a feather. When you lie with PIGS you'll
awaken STINKIN like 'em" <{}';~ ) >
> The plastic collar doesn't do anything for her -
Naaaah??
Oh, you mean, LIKE THIS?:
"Hennie van Dalen" <h.vandalen11***removethis...@chello.nl>
wrote in message schreef inbericht
news:DLpzb.2640$Qd6.1560@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net...
My dog (a 1 year old Yellow Lab) was biting his tail
at the root (Vet said his anal gland was blocked, and
was causing an itch).
After squeezing it, he still wouldn't stop biting his
tail. The vet advised a neck-funnel (don't know wat
you US-guy's call those) so he couldn't reach his butt.
I hate those things, i think they will drive a dog nuts.
I tried the wits end method. (difficult to read such a long
textfile if English is not your native language) Luckily this
is without all the "HOWE's" etc.so at least it's readable for
somebody like me.
The minute he started to bite i trew my key's
next to him on the floor, and praised him (he
stopped biting and looked up when he heard
the sound) I did this 7 times,
after that the tailbiting completely stopped.
Just give the wits end method a try.
One of the possible downloadlocations
is http://www.doggydoright.com/id3.html
Hennie van Dalen
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
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> she knows how to get it off , or get around it.
Yeah. Perhaps your veterinary malpracticioner can
prescribe some anti-anXXXIHOWESNESS medication?
> So I am hoping she doesn't pick at it to
> much and get at the sticthes under there.
Yeah. I wouldn't bet on it <{}: ~ ( >
> Would it help to rub something on the bandage
> to stop her from getting at it?
If you address the BEHAVIORAL aspects you won't
need an aversive, HOWEver, there IS WON cited on
my website, just in case you need it, if you CAN'T DO
SUMPTHIN LIKE THIS <{}: ~ ) >:
From: Paul B (NOSPAMpaulbou...@clear.net.nz)
Subject: Re: Dog vs cat food (stealing cat food)
Date: 2001-03-03 22:18:03 PST
It's possible to teach a dog not to eat out of a cat bowl
without too much difficulty.
My dogs don't touch the food in the cat bowls although
Roz licks up any bits that have been dropped around
the bowls :-)
I used a can with stones in it to create a distraction
anytime the dogs tried to eat the cats food, followed
with immediate praise. It worked a treat.
The cats bowls are down all the time, usually there is
food left over but the dogs don't eat it, even if we go
out and leave the dogs with access inside through a dog door.
Paul
--
Obedience and affection are not related, if they
were everyone would have obedient dogs.
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SEE??
> Some kind of ointment or oil that would taste bad to her?
The PROBLEM for usin aversives or surgically removing licking
granulomas, etc, is, that the dog will often select ANOTHER SITE
or behavior as an anXXXIHOWESNESS relief mechanism <{}';~ ) >
SO, it AIN'T OVER till The Fat Lady Sings <{}: ~ ( >
In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
SAME SAME SAME SAME,
For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.
"Things do not change; we change." - Henry David Thoreau
"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.
"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbstvergebens!"
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"-
-Friedrich Schiller.
INDEEDY.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
The World's CRUELEST Trainer
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
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Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >
HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >
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