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HOWEDY skooter,

Welcome to The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child,
Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey
Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Training Method
Manual Forums And Human And Animal Behavior Forensic
Sciences Research Laboratory.

I'm Jerry Howe, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin
Insanely Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master
Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey,
SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard, Director Of
Trainin an Research <{}: ~ ) >

I've got more than forty years professional EXXXPERIENCE
raising and training giant breed working dogs, Great Danes
and English Mastiffs, among others, and SPECIALIZING
in temperament and behavior problems and protection training
in ALL breeds <{}: ~ ) >

Here's my manual:
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard/777witsendmanual.htm

There you will find ALL the FREE information you need
to pupperly handle raise and train your pets and family.
Just follow the instructions PRECISELY and ASK me if
you need any additional FREE HEELP <{}': ~ ) >

You mean 'HOWEDY Gang Of Pathetic Miserable Stinkin
Rotten Lyin Animal Murderin Punk Thug Cowards And
Active Accute Chronic Life-Long Incurable Malignant
MaliciHOWES MENTAL CASES and Veterinary FRAUDS,
SCAM ARTISTS and MALPRACTICIONERS,' don't you,
skooter <{}: ~ ( >

She's PROBABLY havin a obsessive compulsive
anXXXIHOWESNESS attack, LIKE THIS:

"Julia Altshuler" <jaltshu...@comcast.net>
wrote in message news:McYnb.45145$ao4.106231@attbi_s51...

After talking with the vet yesterday and watching
Cubbe all day today, I'm convinced that the shaking
is behavioral, not physical. Naturally I'll continue
keeping an eye on her, but when I add everything
up, I don't see symptoms of anything neurological--
and the vet agrees.
--Lia

"Things are beginning to get much worse day
by day and the vets seem unable to help:

http://tinyurl.com/fbqnw

THAT'S AN OCD. His owner CAUSED IT by
MISHANDLING and ABUSING his dog according
to the BEST advice of HOWER Gang Of Lying
Dog Abusing Punk Thug Cowards And ACTIVE
LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES and
ASYLUM ESCAPEES.

                   HERE'S HOWE COME:

"Might Cubbe Be Ready For Harsher Training Techniques?

"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.

"I know this is a hard subject to bring up without
starting the whole cruelty thread again so I'll
state my opinion once and won't defend it further:
any method can be cruel for some dogs.

Even the slightest punishment was wrong for Cubbe at
the beginning, but we've come a long way since then.

She trusts us now as I mentioned in a recent post.

Point is, she's been rewarded for coming, but she's
never been punished, even in the mildest way, for
not coming.

Is it time for that?

What might I look for to tell?"

From: d0006...@dc.seflin.org (Julia F N Altshuler)
Date: 8 Apr 2001 12:27:57 GMT
Subject: Re: Lost dog - Pointe-Claire, West Island of Montreal

I know this advice is late, and I hope it's not hurtful at this point,
but we got an electric fence Cubbe, and it's working great.

She used to escape the regular fence and cause us all the anxiety
you're currently going through.  Every time we though we'd thought
of everything to make the fence secure, she'd find another way out.

The wire for the electric fence now goes up next to the real
fence so she gets zapped if she goes too near.

Now she can enjoy running around her yard but can't get close
enough to the fence to figure out a way under, over or through.

Best wishes.  I really do know what you're going through.
--Lia, building good memories with Cubbe --"

                     ---------------------------

             GOOD MEMORIES LIKE THIS:

"Cubbe Got Out In The Neighborhood Leashless: It Was
Horrible! I Let Cubbe Out In The Backyard With Her Usual
ZAP Collar - The 10 Year Old Child Went To Give Cubbe
A Hug  She Gave A Snarl-Snap.  I don't even think she broke
the kid's skin and as far as I'm concerned, it was the kid's own
fault. Jim ran out and got control of  Cubbe right away. I got
Ellie some alcohol and a bandage. The scary  thing is that,
even though the damage is minor,  it  does qualify as a bite
since Cubbe did mean to do it.

I guess I should just learn from it and never let Cubbe
greet someone like that again, but I'm horribly torn up.

I've said that I would never keep an aggressive dog. Now
the whole issue is so complicated. Cubbe is great even with
kids when we meet them in the neighborhood."

                   Cubbe ATTACKED TWO CHILDREN
         standing in her SHOCK ZONE inside her HOWES,
             liea's ONLY beast friend, an elderly dog on the
                   street, her veterinarian, her boy friend,
                      and an innocent child at the park!

                BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

You DO NOT need a veterinary malpracticioner giving your
dog ineffective, dangerHOWES pharmacuticals and RIPPIN
YOU OFF for your hard earned dough at the EXXXPENSE
of your dog's life.

FIRST, TRY the behavior modification techniques taught in your
own FREE COPY of The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing, Majestic Grand Master Puppy, Child, Pussy,
Birdy, Goat, Ferret, Monkey, SpHOWES, And Horsey Wizard's
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL
FREE WWW Wits' End Training Method Manual and THEN, if
the behavior CONtinues ASK ME for additional FREE HEELP
on accHOWENTA you'd PROBABLY been doin the techniques
incorrectly.

OtherWIZE, your dog probably got a BRAIN TUMOR and will
need to be gently and humanely MURDERED by your veterinary
malpracticioner AFTER he's RIPPED YOU OFF for AS MUCH
of your hard earned dough as he can get his filthy paws on.

You'll NOTICE you DID NOT GET any "advice" from
all the veterinary malpracticioners readin this forum.

GUESS HOWE COME??

You AIN'T gonna get nodoGdamenD ADVICE from the pathetic
miserable stinkin rotten lyin Gang Of Thugs posting here other
than to HURT and INTIMIDATE your dog <{}: ~ ( >

If you enterTRAIN these pathetic miserable stinkin lyin
animal abusin punk thug coward active accute chronic
life long incurable malignant mental cases, not only will
you be usurping your valuable time but you'll likeWIZE
be sh.t STIRRING these MENTAL PATIENTS who
desperately need their REST <{}: ~ ( >

From: "Marisa" <mari...@hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, 17 May 2002

Subject: one day

I started some of the simple techniques in
Jerrys manual today.

The family pack exercise.... come command.....
that's all so far though.

I did get the proper equipment as well.
20 foot leash, cans with pennies partially
crushed, flat collar, etc.

I have also stopped any negative reinforcment
such as loud "No" and "Bad girl Sonique!"
(Sonique is my Jack russell) and holding her
back, which I normally MUST do or she'll jump
and nip sometimes, but always jumping and barking.

Already tonight some has started working.
When someone came to the door, Sonique
went nuts as usual.

I said "Thank you Sonique!"
"It's o.k. girl, thank you!"

And we got a total of about 6 barks and then
no jumping on guests, no biting, growling
or the worst, the continued barking she
normally does.

She accepted my praise, and trooted around,
still excited over guests, but she was WAY
more under control.

Even my roomates noticed this.

She repeated this same thing
without all her normal fuss later
when another two friends came over.

So I do need more time, going to keep with it
another day, another month whatever until I
know I am getting results, although I must say,
so far I am impressed with my dog.

She really responds to praise better than
she ever has responded to treats as distraction
from the guests and doorbell, or me yelling
"bad girl! go away now! shoosh up!" all the time.

I am also verbally praising her everytime
she makes eye contact with me. so hopefully
things will continue going well!-

- Marisa

From: "0513chgo" <0513c...@nixspam.net>
Date: Thu, 16 May 2002
Subject: Re: Jerry Howe

Marshall Dermer wrote in message ... > In articleSsyE8.20247$t8_.
12...@news01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com>
   > "Marisa" <mari...@hotmail.com> writes:
   >> So I downloaded your Wits End today,
   >> and I have started reading, and I am
   >> planning on using it from now on and
   >> see what results I get.

Please leave Marisa be and let her be happy
with training her dog the way she wants to!

From: "Jerry Howe" <jho...@bellsouth.net>
Subject: Re: Jerry Howe

He CAN'T.

He's fighting for his career and reputation...he's F'd.

Jerry.

             --------------------

From: Marshall Dermer (der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 06:49:13 PST

    And how do we know this aspect of his
    advice is right?

    Jerry is not God and his manual is not the Bible.
    His advice could be subject to an empirical analysis.

    (Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
    few regulars here who are either ill-tempered,
    ill-mannered, or just plain ill),

    --Marshall

      Marshall Lev Dermer/ Department of Psychology/
      University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee/ Milwaukee,
      WI 53201/ der...@uwm.edu
                    http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer
       "Life is just too serious to be taken entirely seriousyl!"

Subject changed: JUMPING / MOUTHING
                On PEOPLE (Ninnyboy)

26 From:  Marshall Dermer -
Date:  Tues, Aug 14 2001 8:15 pm
Email:   der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu (Marshall Dermer)

In article <2e501ccd.0108141341.7f18d...@posting.google.com>
mattburns...@yahoo.com (Matthew Burnside) writes:

Dear Matt:

Many have offered Jerry constructive advice but
Jerry has failed to profit from it.

My sincere advice is to filter out Jerry's posts.

--Marshall

PS: I have put "Ninnyboy" in the header for many
of us filter posts with this term. The term indicates
that the post is about Jerry.

I have read rpdb for about five years. Consequently,
I urge newbies to attend to the civil and rational posts
of the rpdb regulars from whom I have learned much.

They include:
Ann (,Twzl, Sligo & Roy), Amy Dahl, Diane Blackman,
jdoee, Janet Boss, Susan Fraser, Avrama Gingold, Nancy
Holmes, Lynn Kosmakos, Bob Maida, MaryBeth, Ruth
Mays, Cindy Tittle Moore, Robin Nuttall, Denna Pace,
John Richardson, Sarah Sionnach, Ludwig Smith, Jane
Webb, and Terri Willis.

        *(EVERY WON of them got VERY LONG
        POSTED  CASE HISTORIES of INCURABLE
        MENTAL ILLNESS an HURTIN INTIMIDATIN
        an MURDERIN INNOCENT DEFENSELESS
        DUMB CRITTERS an LYIN abHOWET IT.)

    Marshall Lev Dermer/Associate Professor/Behavior
    Analysis Specialty/ Department of Psychology/
    University of Wisconsin--Milwaukee/Milwaukee,
    WI 53201
             der...@uwm.edu   http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer

  "If I am not for myself, who will be for me. But
  if I am only for myself, what am I?" _The Talmud_

              YOU'RE FRAUDS, drs p. and dermer!

             Either DEFEND your LIES, ABUSE And
             Degrees or get the heel HOWETA THIS
                       BUSINESS.

                -------------------------------

Here's professor dermer AFTER gettin JERRYIZED:

   "We Are Lucky To Have You, And More People Should
   Come To Their Senses And Support Your Valuable Work.
   God Bless The Puppy Wizard," Professor Marshall Dermer,
   Dept Of ANAL-ytic Behavior, UofWI.

From: "Marshall Dermer" <der...@csd.uwm.edu>
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
<ThePuppyWiz...@earthlink.net>
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM

Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,

I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
and now must applaud your attempts to save
animals from painful training procedures.

You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent­,
who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts ­to
alert the world to animal abuse.

We are lucky to have you, and more people should
come to their senses and support your valuable
work.

Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
charity to fund your important work?
Have you thought about holding a press conference
so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
and significant work?

In closing, my only suggestion is that you
try to keep your messages short for most
readers may refuse to read a long message
even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
I wish you well in your endeavors.

--Marshall Dermer

                             ----------------

           AND NHOWE HE DON'T POST HERE
                        nodoGdameneD more.

                    ANY QUESTIONS, People?

                     "Ye shall know the truth,
                and the truth shall make you mad." -
                         ~Aldous Huxley.

           All Truth Passes Through Three Stages.
                  First, It Is Ridiculed.
             Second, It Is Violently Opposed.
        Third, It Is Accepted As Being Self-Evident
                  -Arthur Schopenhauer-

             "Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
                even tho it's a hopeless task,
                  in this system of things.
                As long as man is ruling man,
              there will be animals (and humans!)
                 abused and neglected. :-(
                  Your student," Juanita.

             "If you've got them by the balls their
                 hearts and minds will follow,"
                      John Wayne.

        "Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
        "Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
                                 -Friedrich Schiller.

                                      INDEEDY.

       AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!

                               In Love And Light,
                  I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours
                   The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
                                   Jerry Howe,
        The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
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         Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
             SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >

                  HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >

Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
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hi, maybe there was really a bug bothering her indeed?
Try putting her in different rooms, or bring her out for walk - does
she still do tat?