Pet Forum / Miscellaneous / Animal Health / June 2008

HOWEDY Phil,

Hey! I think I FHOWEND him on the side of the
road JUST LIKE in the picture, but withHOWET
the sign:         http://tinyurl.com/2qr9ry

Is he white an red?

If you don't want him back maybe I can keep him?

I think he's still good. He's up the road a piece from
here an there's a little on the other side of the road
there and a little bit in the center lane...

You want him back to make sure he gets a good HOWES?

He still looks pretty good. A tad lonely maybe. Just like in
the pic, EXXXCEPT MOORE of him in MOORE places.

Same profile, HOWEver.

Oh, and I don't need the reward. You can donate it to
your kat rescue for me. THANK YOU~! <{}: ~ ) >

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